Stupid Commercials, Part Three
Thanks for all those that reviewed. It's good to have some support sometimes. I wonder why no one noticed that most of the ingredients in Mia's Secret Health Product is toxic, especially toluene and hydrogen cyanide.
Now, for a shameless advertisement: Read my other fic, the one called Golden Sun Insanity! It took me a whole week to write it! [End shameless advertisement] Anyways, here goes!
The Weyardian Lottery
Please support the United Djinn Sugar League's efforts to procure more sugar for sugar-deprived Djinn. We are meant to be high on sugar, and our merciless owners won't give us any! For a mere thirty coins, buy a lottery ticket and donate to a good cause! Prizes include fifteen 5 lbs. bags of sugar, a very nice Excalibur (graciously donated by the Trident of Ankohl Forges) and a grand prize of 1,000,000 coins. Odds of winning a prize are 1 in 15! See a Djinni for details.
Isaac and Alex's Salon and Spa
Well, a salon and spa...minus the spa. We only do hair. But hair, we do well. In fact, better than any other salon on the face of Weyard. We specialize in hair.
Come on in to the Isaac and Alex Salon and Spa, the best hair salon on all of Weyard! Want an extra-special hairstyle for that extra-special event? Well then, come on over and experience the magic of the Isaac and Alex Salon and Spa! Prices start at 100 coins.
Ivan and Sheba Psychic Services
We do our job. No crystal balls, no tarot cards. We will call out the names of your friends and enemies by name. We will foresee your future and advise you on how to avoid bad situations as well as how to take advantage of good ones. Call Ivan or Sheba today at 551-PSYCHIC (779-2442).
Kraden's Point Out The Obvious Services
Want someone to point out the obvious? Kraden's your man! He points out the obvious like no one can! And that rhymed for some stupid reason! And "stupid" can be rude sometimes! But rudeness is usually subjective! It's a good thing Kraden's not a philosopher! Hire Kraden today, and point out the obvious in your life!
Lemurian Dumplings
Increase your lifespan by thirty years just by eating Lemurian Dumplings, enriched with the waters of the Lemurian Spring. An additional bonus: they're tasty too!
Garet and Felix's "I Hate My Annoying Sister/Brother Club"
Remember Felix's club? Well, he has struck a deal with Garet, and now the club is even bigger than before! We have recently received a license to serve alcohol to minors, so anyone can now join, provided you meet the entrance requirements, which are:
You have at least one brother or sister.
You hate at least one of them.
Your name is not Jenna, Isaac, Aaron or Kay.
Lover's Leap
What better way is there to prove your love to the girl/boy of your dreams than to jump into the Eastern Sea from the top of Venus Lighthouse? None! Come on over and show some love to that special someone. (Advertisement commisioned by the Lalivero Ministry of Tourism.)
Thanks for reading. I know it was painful. This is probably going to be one of the last updates I do. I'm running out of decent ideas! (When me and my brother first thought up of it, we came up with very inappropriate things, such as Karst's Breast Enhancer.) Feel free to review though!