Disclaimer: Nsync owns "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You." Is it just me, or is this
title waaaay too long? Sorry. The last time I checked, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter. Bet you
didn't know that, eh?

Scene: Ron is a bit angry at Snape for giving him zero marks on an assignment.

-Voldemort Must Have Had A Little Too much influence on you-

Can this be true?
Tell me, can this be real?
How can I express the anger that I feel?
My homework was complete
I thought I had reached my goal
So why is my life spinning out of control?
I never thought school would be like this
Your smirk makes me want to hit you with my fist
How can it be that the professor in front of me
Is a devil?
It's a bloody curse

Your hate is like a flood
Violent and menacing
Your eyes are like a snake's
Always cold and ready to sting
When I look at your sinister smile
I know that it's true
Voldemort must have had
A little too much influence
On you

In all of Hogwarts
All tempers big and small
Your cruelty surpasses them all
More harsh than
Any dementor or Death Eater
All justice was broken
When you became a professor
And I'm trying to figure out
What my grade would've been without
Your diabolical mind
Your malice towards mankind
That's deep inside
Leaves me terrified

Your hate is like a flood
Violent and menacing
Your eyes are like a snake's
Always cold and glaring
When I look at your greasy hair
I know that it's true
Voldemort must have had
A little too much influence
On you

I never thought school would be like this
Your smirk makes me want to hit you with my fist
How can it be that the professor in front of me
Is a devil?
It's a bloody curse

Your hate is like a flood
Violent and menacing
Your eyes are like a snake's
Always cold and glaring
When I look at your greasy hair
I know that it's true
Voldemort must have had
A little too much influence
On you