Stupid Commercials, Part Four
DISCLAIMER: Would I be writing this if I owned Golden Sun? I think not.
Many thanks to SpasticDjinn for ideas. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Isaac's Diary Excerpts
Here's a very interesting excerpt from this book. Translation in brackets.
"Yes yes yes no yes no no no yes yes yes yes yes no no yes no no no no no no no."
[Yes yes yes no yes no no no yes yes yes yes yes no no yes no no no no no no no.]
For this and more, pick up "Isaac's Diary Excerpts" at your local bookstore today. Makes great blackmail!
Proxian Stupidity Course, Beginner Level
For those wishing to have brawns without brains. Follow in the footsteps of Professor Agatio and learn the art of stupidity. Prerequisites: "Proxian Fashions, Intermediate" or equivalent; and "Proxian Swordfighting, Advanced" or equivalent. Now offered at Vale University, the University of Tolbi, and the University of Prox.
The Map of Painfully Obvious Djinn Hiding Places
Can't find those pesky Djinn? Well, start with the painfully obvious ones! This map indicates the positions of five different Djinn: Flint, Forge, Gust, Quartz and Echo. Available at your local Kraden's store.
The Mystery Bag
Contents: Mercury Star, Venus Star, Jupiter Star, Mars Star, Mercury Star, Venus Star, Orb of Force, Orb of Force, Halt Gem, Frost Jewel, Halt Gem, Dragon's Eye, Shaman's Rod, Shaman's Rod. All items exclusive to Mystery Bag Corp. Light the Lighthouses twice!! :)
The Encyclopedia of Weyard-Earth Knowledge
Ever wonder why Saturos and Menardi painfully resemble James and Jesse (respectively)? Well, we don't have the answer, but we'll tell you lots of things nevertheless!
Well, that's all for now! I know, these chapters are getting shorter. Truth is, I'm running out of ideas and I'm working on a fic about Isaac and Mia's anniversary!