A/N: Okay, I'll admit it. This parody is a bit strange. The won that Jessica sings is sweet and about love,
but the one I wrote combines romantic music with violence or malice. Um, you'll see what I mean in a
second.
Disclaimer: Jessica Simpson owns "Sweetest Sin." JK Rowling owns Harry Potter
Scene: Draco plans to get in a duel with Harry and make it look like Harry is attacking him. Simply put,
Draco wants to make Harry look like some jerk, so he won't be so popular.
-Sweetest Spell-
Can you imagine us,
Shouting spells
The way you would feel the first time we dueled
Can you think of it
How it would feel to lose
To a slimy git
I want the school to see like I'm seeing you...
It's the perfect way to land you in detention,
The vision I'm prayin for you, Harry...
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you just picture this
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
All night I lie awake
Thinkin of spells to show you're fake
Dreamin of the trouble I can make
All day I think of schemes
To get you in trouble instead of me
I want to hurt you so much, I begin to seethe
It's a sign of your destruction
That I can't stop thinkin about
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you envision this?
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
It would feel so good
To be so bad
You don't know how bad
I want that
I would do anything to make you feel hate
The vision of you and me.
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you envision this?
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
but the one I wrote combines romantic music with violence or malice. Um, you'll see what I mean in a
second.
Disclaimer: Jessica Simpson owns "Sweetest Sin." JK Rowling owns Harry Potter
Scene: Draco plans to get in a duel with Harry and make it look like Harry is attacking him. Simply put,
Draco wants to make Harry look like some jerk, so he won't be so popular.
-Sweetest Spell-
Can you imagine us,
Shouting spells
The way you would feel the first time we dueled
Can you think of it
How it would feel to lose
To a slimy git
I want the school to see like I'm seeing you...
It's the perfect way to land you in detention,
The vision I'm prayin for you, Harry...
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you just picture this
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
All night I lie awake
Thinkin of spells to show you're fake
Dreamin of the trouble I can make
All day I think of schemes
To get you in trouble instead of me
I want to hurt you so much, I begin to seethe
It's a sign of your destruction
That I can't stop thinkin about
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you envision this?
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
It would feel so good
To be so bad
You don't know how bad
I want that
I would do anything to make you feel hate
The vision of you and me.
Your snarl upon my smirk
Can you envision this?
Your wand upon my head
You looking like a jerk
Would be the sweetest spell
Would be the sweetest spell
