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"Scalpel," Madam Pomfrey requested.
"Here," Minerva handed it to her.
"Sponge."
"Here."
Harry Potter lay once again unconcious in the Hospital Wing of Hogwarts. No surprises their.
"Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!" Madam Pomfrey exclaimed. Minerva screamed.
"We're gonna have to shock him!" Madam Pomfrey said.
"Oh my! Oh my God!" Minerva was frantic.
"We're gonna have to shock him!"
"Oh my God!"
--- These are the results of his thousandth near death jolt ---
--- A scar in the shape of a lightning bolt ---
"Minerva, we're losin him, check the pulse!" Madam Pomfrey ordered.
--- A kid who refused to respect Death Eaters ---
--- Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose ---
--- A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and never ornery ---
--- Cause I was always had some brawny bullies pickin on me ---
--- And I might snap, one day just like that ---
--- I decided to strike back and snap ever handle on the broom rack ---
"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die," Draco Malfoy said. That was Harry's first day at Hogwarts in Potions. He looked at his watch. It was one twenty.
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?" Harry whined.
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."
Harry's palms were sweaty, and h started to shake at first. Something told him 'Try to fake a stomach ache it works.'
He screamed, "Owww! My scar feels like it could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
"What's the matter?" Professor Snape asked.
"I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" he cried.
"Leg? I thought you said it was your head?" Snape asked.
"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
"Mr. Potter, the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna lose some house points," Snape snapped.
"But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" Harry pleaded.
"Nah, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle wants to beat your ass and I'ma let em," he laughed.
---Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ---
---Drugs is what they used to say I was on ---
---They say I never knew which way I was goin ---
---But everywhere I go they keep playin my song ---
--- Way before my baby son Roy ---
--- I was harassed daily by this fat kid named Draco Malfoy ---
--- A fifth year who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes ---
--- so everyday he'd shove me into suits of armour ---
---One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin ---
--- And had me in the position to beat me into submission ---
--- He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, ---
--- Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat ---
"We shouldn't beef," Harry tried to plead, but he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin him and he couldn't breathe.He looked at Harry and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The headmaster walked in and asked, "What's going on in here?"
Albus Dumbledore started helpin Draco stomp Harry.
He made them think they beat him to death, holdin his breath for like five minutes before they finally left.
Then he got up and ran to Filch's office, Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws. He grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools. He found Draco Malfoy in the Great Hall five minutes later.
"This is for every time you took my pumpkin juice, or stole my seat in the great hall and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good!" Harry screamed. He cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as he could
and beat Draco over the head with it til he broke the wood. Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.
--- Made itto my dorm, later that same day ---
--- Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray ---
--- I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read ---
--- I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed ---
"What are you on drugs? Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" Neville shrieked.
"Sorry!" Harry apologized.
--- He beat me over the head with the remote control ---
--- opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull ---
Harry picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry Harry!" Neville apologized.
"Shut up you cunt!" he said "Fuck it!"
--- Took it and stuck it back up in my head ---
--- then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck ---
--- Brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- I got brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- It's probably brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- Brain damage.. ---
--- I got brain damage.. ---
"Scalpel," Madam Pomfrey requested.
"Here," Minerva handed it to her.
"Sponge."
"Here."
Harry Potter lay once again unconcious in the Hospital Wing of Hogwarts. No surprises their.
"Wait.. he's convulsing, he's convulsing!" Madam Pomfrey exclaimed. Minerva screamed.
"We're gonna have to shock him!" Madam Pomfrey said.
"Oh my! Oh my God!" Minerva was frantic.
"We're gonna have to shock him!"
"Oh my God!"
--- These are the results of his thousandth near death jolt ---
--- A scar in the shape of a lightning bolt ---
"Minerva, we're losin him, check the pulse!" Madam Pomfrey ordered.
--- A kid who refused to respect Death Eaters ---
--- Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose ---
--- A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and never ornery ---
--- Cause I was always had some brawny bullies pickin on me ---
--- And I might snap, one day just like that ---
--- I decided to strike back and snap ever handle on the broom rack ---
"It's you and I, three o'clock sharp this afternoon you die," Draco Malfoy said. That was Harry's first day at Hogwarts in Potions. He looked at his watch. It was one twenty.
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?" Harry whined.
He said, "Don't try to run from me, you'll just make it worse..."
Harry's palms were sweaty, and h started to shake at first. Something told him 'Try to fake a stomach ache it works.'
He screamed, "Owww! My scar feels like it could burst!
Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"
"What's the matter?" Professor Snape asked.
"I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" he cried.
"Leg? I thought you said it was your head?" Snape asked.
"Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"
"Mr. Potter, the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna lose some house points," Snape snapped.
"But don't you wanna give me after school detention?" Harry pleaded.
"Nah, Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle wants to beat your ass and I'ma let em," he laughed.
---Brain damage, ever since the day I was born ---
---Drugs is what they used to say I was on ---
---They say I never knew which way I was goin ---
---But everywhere I go they keep playin my song ---
--- Way before my baby son Roy ---
--- I was harassed daily by this fat kid named Draco Malfoy ---
--- A fifth year who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes ---
--- so everyday he'd shove me into suits of armour ---
---One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin ---
--- And had me in the position to beat me into submission ---
--- He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose, ---
--- Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat ---
"We shouldn't beef," Harry tried to plead, but he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin him and he couldn't breathe.He looked at Harry and said, "You gonna die honkey!"
The headmaster walked in and asked, "What's going on in here?"
Albus Dumbledore started helpin Draco stomp Harry.
He made them think they beat him to death, holdin his breath for like five minutes before they finally left.
Then he got up and ran to Filch's office, Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws. He grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools. He found Draco Malfoy in the Great Hall five minutes later.
"This is for every time you took my pumpkin juice, or stole my seat in the great hall and drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for good!" Harry screamed. He cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as he could
and beat Draco over the head with it til he broke the wood. Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.
--- Made itto my dorm, later that same day ---
--- Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray ---
--- I couldn't even see what I was tryin to read ---
--- I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed ---
"What are you on drugs? Look at you, you're gettin blood all over my rug!" Neville shrieked.
"Sorry!" Harry apologized.
--- He beat me over the head with the remote control ---
--- opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull ---
Harry picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?"
"Oh my God, I'm sorry Harry!" Neville apologized.
"Shut up you cunt!" he said "Fuck it!"
--- Took it and stuck it back up in my head ---
--- then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck ---
--- Brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- I got brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- It's probably brain damage.. ---
--- It's brain damage.. ---
--- Brain damage.. ---
--- I got brain damage.. ---