Me: I'm baaaaccckkkk

Ctrunks: Oo What happened to your hair and your ears...and your clothes!

Mtrunks: And your boobs!

Me: I cut it, dyed it and wrapped my hair. I pierced my ears a coughfewcough times and I'm going for the punk look. As for my boobies, I had a growth spurt

Mtrunks: Welcome back to the fanfiction world. I fear for my sanity

Me: =D

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Emphasis

(A/N)

Get it got it good

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, blockbuster, Pirates of the Caribbean or half my room. Happy now?!?

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Prologue: should I name the prologue?

Gods (me) POV

Vegeta stood in the movie section of blockbuster waiting for his damn BRAT to finally pick out a movie. It was bad that he had to bring Kakkorots second brat along but after 2 hours of "No, no, no, no, no...maybe, no" he was about to bash some innocent humans head in. Why didn't he just buy out this damnable store then burn it down to the ground, ending his eternal hell of agony and pain.

"Brats pick out a damn movie and lets get the hell out of here" Vegeta growled out giving some drooling human girls the patented death glare. 'I know I have a great ass but stop looking at it. Stupid humans'

Trunks looked up from the anime section "Dad you can't just rush a movie pick. If I choose a bad movie, well all hate it, you'll get mad at anyone, the pizza man comes over, you kill him, then well be forced to eat moms food, then well be starving, then well invade all the restaurants and the world will be out of food because we ate it all, AND IT WILL BE ANARCHY I TELL YOU, ANARCHY, EVERYONE WILL TURN INTO CANNABALS, THE WORLD WILL END, THE WORLD WILL GOD DAMN FUCKING END, AND I KNOW THIS IS A HUGE RUN-ON SENTENCE. SO DON'T RUSH ME DAD."

Vegeta snorted, "Shut up"

"What about you you hack a shoe?"

Both Briefs turned to look at Goten. "I said what about you you hack a shoe?"

"Goten its pronounced yuu yuu hakusho." "Oh, well, what about it?" "Naw its too long of a series to watch all the episodes, what about Hellsing?"(YEAHHHH) "Um, OK!"

Vegeta walked away from the brats that were making their way over the check out line, still talking about a show that he's never heard about and judging by the name of it he didn't think that the church would be all over it. Vegeta watched as the two brats threatened the cashier to let them rent it since it was rated R. He never saw a multicolored haired girl run by him to her twin friends, carrying a game. ( =D)

"Guys, guys, look! A Pirates of the Caribbean game." (there really is)

"Wow that's really nice Megan, but there's no way in hell we're wasting our money for that."

"Ya I know, I'm just amazed that they made a game about it." Megan threw the game with a flick of her wrist.

All of a sudden, Vegeta saw something flying at his head, 3 inches from his face. All he could make out was the word "pirates" before the plastic edge hit him square in the temple, sending him into darkness.

"Megan you killed someone with a cruddy game, AGAIN"

"Oh well I got my water, lets go"

The three girls walked out of blockbuster totally ignoring the comatose man of the floor.

In the darkness, Vegeta heard a voice.

"Daaaaaad"

"Mr. Vegeta"

"DAD!!!!!"

"...He's dead"

"Dunno, he's still breathing...kick him in the nuts, that oughta wake him up."

"I AM AWAKE."

Both chibi's squeaked at the yell.

"Are you ok dad?"

"I art fine, but what of my crew? Where art they?"

The two kids were confused.

"Dad you came in here with us."

"Then thou art my crew. Very well to the ship, AWAAYYY." Vegeta gave a large retarded grin before running out the door.

"Trunks, why'd your dad have to go insane? I wanna watch the movieee."

"Ya, well, until dad gets uninsane, we're gonna have to put the movie on wait. COME ON, we're going shrimp hunting."

"YAY."

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Me: Short I know but it's only the prologue.

Ctrunks: WEEEE I wanna fly to the moon in a cereal box. =D

Mtrunks: Well that explains all the boxes everywhere.

Me: R&R if you want to

Ctrunks: o.O Rest and relax?

Me: No --X