Me: Yay. Chapter 1 coming up.
Mtrunks: So is my breakfast.
Ctrunks: And the moral of the story is? Never eat fuzzy things in the back of the fridge.
Me: By the way. Any grammar mistakes in the kids speech is on purpose. Can't have 8 year old kids speaking like they went through a dictionary.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN IT. No I do not. Megan does not own Dragon Ball Z, Or a boat. Or the underpants gnomes running through my underwear -
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Chapter 1: The original field trip.
/3 months back
Mr. Phallopafus (o.O) tapped his ruler against the desk immediately getting the students attention.
"Hem, hem, hem. Ok class, in three months time, we will be going on a field trip."
'Oh no,' thought Gohan. 'Not another field trip to CC or camping near my house.' (I agree)
The teacher spoke again. "Our class along with three others will be taking a cruise in the Pacific Ocean."
He stopped and let all the overexcited teens cheer their little lungs out.
"Now in order for you to go, you need 5000 Zenie (sp?) and need to have your parents or guardians signature on the permission form. Good day all, you are dismissed."
Mr. Phallopafus literally had to leap out of the way as 30 students ran over each other to get out of the hell known as school first.
Gohan went through his usual routine. Go to his locker, fending off the mould from a five-month old tuna sandwich, shake off Videl and fly fly fly home. And maybe fight a little crime Saiyaman style...while staring at Videls ass.
Yes, Son Gohan had a little crush on celebrity tomboy Satan Videl. But he would never admit it.
'Never in a million years.'
Oddly enough there was no crime today.
"Weird, usually this is an unsafe city to live in and only a total idiot would live in such a dangerous place but I guess people are just too lazy to commit crimes today. Hobo-bobos" (My fav insult)
Gohan flew Superman style back to his little jabba the hut home in the mountains. (o.0;)
As soon as he set foot on the ground, Goten was climbing over him.
"Gohan. Gohan. Gohan. Brother. DID YA GET ME ANYTHING? HUH HUH HUH? Me and Trunks went to this store and we got tons of candy. My favorite are PIXY STICKS! We wanted more but we didn't have any more money so we stole it. The guy tried to stop us so we beat him up. Now his body is in a ditch somewhere. ISN'T THAT COOL!"
Gohan pried Goten off his shirt, set him down on the ground and slowly backed away.
"Goten, we will never speak of this again. Agreed?"
"Ok brother." Goten skipped away humming.
Gohan walked into the house to confront his mother.
"Hey mom."
"Hello my little scholar and donator for my grandchildren."
"Um, yeah. Anyways we're going on this trip and I need my parents signature and 5000 Zenie."
"Well you can go, ONLY if you study on the trip. But where are you going to get the money from?"
"Um, you?"
"If you want it, you need to earn it. How about you baby-sit Goten and your father for a week." (Yes Goku is alive b/c well I like him)
"Aww six days."
"Five."
"Four."
"Three."
"Two."
"Seven."
"Fine...what?"
"Gohan, you can never trick your own mother," Chi-chi cackled. "You're starting now while I go to Capsule Corp to see Bulma. Be good."
Chi-chi ran out the door just as Goten ran in.
"Whoa rocket powered mom. Big brother I'm hungry. Make me my favorite snack."
"Ok." They both walked into the kitchen to see their dad with his head in the freezer"
"Uh dad," Gohan coughed. "What are you doing?"
"Well, I wanted a hopsicle but we had none, so I icked a icickle, now my tunge id uck.
Both Sons blinked.
"Why don't you just use ki dad." Goten said.
"Wow ood idea ohen."
Flaring up his ki a bit, Goku freed himself from his icy prison.
"Thanks for the idea. I was there since morning."
Gohan gasped in shock. "And no one noticed you?"
"Nope."
Gohan looked at Goten. "Hey don't look at me like that, I was outside all day. Anyways I'm still hungry."
Gohan sighed. "Fine."
"My tongue feels like it's bleeding. I'm going to go and check on it." Goku said as he headed towards the bathroom mirror.
5 mins later
"Here's your pickle, P.B., marshmallow and taco shell sandwich Goten."
"Yay yummyness."
Just then Goku walked back in.
"OH, my favorite snack. Want me to help you with it?"
"Ok."
"Let's put on salsa, cat food."
"God rest fluffys furry soul."
"Lint, melted butter, popcorn, chocolate, apple slices and a little olive on top."
"Yay it is done."
Goku and Goten both ate the disgusting sandwich.
/end flashback
'Ew that was just so gross,' Gohan thought with a grimace.
"Hey Gohan, what's with you?" Videl asked when she saw her secret crushes face scrunch up.
"Nothing, just remembering my families eating habits."
"O.K."
The group of 3 classes stopped walking down the pier when they reached their boat.
'Oh Dende,' Gohan thought. 'This is not good.'
He looked over the ship they were supposed to go on, The Titanic 2. (WOOT)
Every ones head snapped towards the captain came down the plank. The guy had wooden poles for arms for Kames sake.
"Hello kids," the captain smiled, "my name is Cid Highwind." (Final Fantasy)
One nameless kid from the back raised his hand. "Yes sunny?"
"Um, if you have wooden arms, how do you steer the ship?"
"Well, you see. I simply punch in the code on the computer and it steers for me."
Tension visibly left the group.
"Anyways kids, let's get you onboard."
'Something tells me that something bad is going down.' Gohan frowned.
MEANWHILE
"I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A PIRATE!"
Me: End.
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