The Little Black and White Composition Book
Journal Entry 2
Topic- My good and bad habits
Man, I really thought you'd have forgotten about this damn journal thing over night, Mrs. G. What happened to those psychic vibes I was sending you all day yesterday? Didn't you get any of them?
Green, this topic sucks. I mean, honestly. You know me. You know what my habits are, bad or good.
God dammit, quite glaring at me! Sheesh, I'll do it already...
My good habits. Well, that's easy. I'm amazing with a slingshot. I could shoot that stupid bow off the top of your head from fifty feet away, Mrs. Green. Seriously, that thing is really ugly. Take it off.
What else...
I'm cunning. And sly. And sleek. And witty. Boy, I really am amazing...
I bet you're falling in love with me, Mrs. Green. Don't deny it. You think I'm sexy, you want to kiss me, you want to love me...
I'm gonna see what Blink's writing. Hang on...
Hey, I see my name on his paper! What the Hell is he talking about me for? ...Dammit, he covered his book... I can't see it... Ugh, what was he writing?
Oh yeah. Bad habits. Psh. I have none. I'm totally and completely perfect.
...Well, I chew on the inside of my cheek now and then. But that's it.
Ugh, this is so stupid!
Mmm, I want a cheese stake sandwich. I just got a sudden hankerin' for one. Ha! Did I just write the word "hankerin'"? Oh my... I swear I'm not a Southern boy... I ain't got no 'gators in mah tailor...
Dude, I gotta go the bathroom.
Geeze, Green, you tyrant! You won't even let a dancing boy empty his hose? What's the matter with you?
Ugh... Four minutes left...
Ew, it smells in here. Someone let one. Holy shit, that's awful! I'm gagging! I'm actually freaking gagging!
Phew, it's gone. Heh.
So... back to the topic...
Um... I'm true to my word. That's a real good habit, ah? Yeah. I don't like being betrayed, so I don't betray people. I also have a real good way of... well... getting my way. I guess I intimidate people. Heh. They should fear me.
Bad... well... like I said, I chew my cheek... Also, I scratch myself. A lot. In public. Ha.
Finally... thirty seconds left... I'll write slowly.
Up yours, Mrs. Green.
End.
Aw, I just love Spotsy.
C.M.- Ha, glad you liked it. I know, I got a kick out of that "I think I'll poke him" part too... That was my favorite, writing that.
LegallyRed- Thanks! Glad you like it. I don't personally agree with Spot's opinion, but I always pictured Spot to be something of a homophobe. But then, to each his own. Thanks for reviewing!
More to come! And check out the other "Little (blank) Book" stories!