A/N: Hmm, I guess they don't like periods in story titles. It looks kinda stupid the way it is though, maybe I should change it. It was supposed to be "Five ES guys. Five HM girls. Coincidence? I think Not." but that was too long, so I cut off the last sentence, but now it's really messed up. Anyway, this is where the plot from the summary is supposed to kick in, so remind me if it doesn't. ;) Anyway, I hope you all like my kind of humor, I don't do non-stop randomness, I just write the story and put in a joke when I can. I am not a sitcom writer, so I can't give funny jokes all the time(not that very many of them can).
Chapter 2: Breakfast
The gang walked past Green Ranch, catching the eye of Ann. "Well, who are all of y'all?" she asked in an unexpected southern accent. By that, I mean that she didn't expect it.
"Well, I'm Louis." Louis replied.
"I'm Larry."
"Twitty."
"Donnie."
"Tom."
"And we're the Monkees! I mean, what's your name?" Twitty finished. Ann giggled.
"Oh, I'm Ann. I work at this ranch. Where will you be staying?" she asked.
They all thought about this, then turned to Larry. Thankfully, he really did think this out ahead of time. "We'll be sleeping in a tent in the mountains. We'll be here for a week." he replied.
Ann nodded her head, but had one more question. "Why are you here?"
"Well, the city of Sacramento has this weird tradition," Twitty replied, "where teenage boys leave their house for a week. I don't remember it being done before, though."
"Ren probably made it up. Ever since she got her job as Mayor's assistant she's been drunk with power." Louis replied.
Ann scratched her head. "Well, we've got weird traditions here too...but there won't be any while you're here. The Swimming Festival is in a few days, but that's one of the more normal ones."
As soon as Ann finished, Gray walked up and asked about everyone. When Louis explained everything, Cliff came up and was also curious about these new people. The newcomers were getting tired of this, and thought of a plan.
"Hey, Mayor! Are you in there?" Donnie knocked on the Mayor's door. The Mayor opened the door and walked into Donnie's knees.
"Well, hello. Who are you?" After the fourth same old explanation, they told the mayor they were getting tired of it. "Ah. I see." The mayor ran back into the house and came back out with a bullhorn. He went around Flowerbud(with the five guys following), yelling into the bullhorn "Attention!" and explaining these people were from the city(as if they couldn't tell), they'd be here for a week, and had each one yell out his name through a sock puppet. This, along with the digital watches they wore, attracted all the girls to come talk to the new people, along with their guys.(Cliff with Ann, Gray with Popuri, Kai with Karen, Harris with Maria, and Jeff with Elli. If you're wondering about Jack, he used to have the hearts of all the girls, until they found out he was giving flowers to every other girl. And guy.)
Since the guys were new here, they had questions of their own. "What will we live on in the mountains?" "Which way are the mountains?" "Where can we go to the..." Mari had an idea.
"Hey, guys! Why don't I answer your questions over breakfast?"
"Oh, that sounds great!" Tom replied. "I haven't had a bite to eat since last night." The others agreed, and went over to Maria's house, making the other girls disappointed.
Louis looked into his bowl of black...stuff. "What is this?"
"It's Miso soup." Tom answered for Maria. Maria looked at Tom wide-eyed.
"Oh, Tom...you're so smart..." Once everyone was done, they thanked Maria and walked outside only for Donnie to bump into Elli.
"Oh, I didn't know you were in there. Well...umm...would you like a tour around the mountains?" This sounded good, so the gang followed. They crossed the river, and neared the carpenter's house. "Well Donnie, here's the...oh?" Jeff appeared, looking angry.
"Elli! It's still bakery hours!" Elli blushed.
"I just wanted to show them around..." Ann came out from a tree.
"That's okay, I know this place pretty good! Come on Twitty, over this way's the..."
"Not so fast!" yelled an angry Cliff, falling from the same tree. "Why'd you just leave me back there?"
"I'll show them around! I come here every Monday!" said Maria, also conviently being in the mountain area.
"I'm here more then that!" yelled Karen, walking up to Larry.
Popuri appeared out of nowhere and jumped on Louis' back. "Wheeeeeee!"
"Hold on!" came a cry from Larry. "It's getting dark, and we need to set up our tent. We'll all hang out tomorrow." The rest of the gang agreed, walking away with Larry. Ann and Elli were left to explain to Jeff and Cliff their...weirdness.
A/N: Alright, another chapter up! I'm wondering what you guys would like me to call the guys from Even Stevens, since they do a lot of things in unison. If you don't come up with a good name, I'll call them the boogaloos! =O Thanks to my reviewers, especially Fairy Friend who reviews everything I do. =) And I'm planning to name all my chapters after Newsboys songs, in case you didn't notice, which you probably didn't if you're not a Newsboys fan.
Chapter 2: Breakfast
The gang walked past Green Ranch, catching the eye of Ann. "Well, who are all of y'all?" she asked in an unexpected southern accent. By that, I mean that she didn't expect it.
"Well, I'm Louis." Louis replied.
"I'm Larry."
"Twitty."
"Donnie."
"Tom."
"And we're the Monkees! I mean, what's your name?" Twitty finished. Ann giggled.
"Oh, I'm Ann. I work at this ranch. Where will you be staying?" she asked.
They all thought about this, then turned to Larry. Thankfully, he really did think this out ahead of time. "We'll be sleeping in a tent in the mountains. We'll be here for a week." he replied.
Ann nodded her head, but had one more question. "Why are you here?"
"Well, the city of Sacramento has this weird tradition," Twitty replied, "where teenage boys leave their house for a week. I don't remember it being done before, though."
"Ren probably made it up. Ever since she got her job as Mayor's assistant she's been drunk with power." Louis replied.
Ann scratched her head. "Well, we've got weird traditions here too...but there won't be any while you're here. The Swimming Festival is in a few days, but that's one of the more normal ones."
As soon as Ann finished, Gray walked up and asked about everyone. When Louis explained everything, Cliff came up and was also curious about these new people. The newcomers were getting tired of this, and thought of a plan.
"Hey, Mayor! Are you in there?" Donnie knocked on the Mayor's door. The Mayor opened the door and walked into Donnie's knees.
"Well, hello. Who are you?" After the fourth same old explanation, they told the mayor they were getting tired of it. "Ah. I see." The mayor ran back into the house and came back out with a bullhorn. He went around Flowerbud(with the five guys following), yelling into the bullhorn "Attention!" and explaining these people were from the city(as if they couldn't tell), they'd be here for a week, and had each one yell out his name through a sock puppet. This, along with the digital watches they wore, attracted all the girls to come talk to the new people, along with their guys.(Cliff with Ann, Gray with Popuri, Kai with Karen, Harris with Maria, and Jeff with Elli. If you're wondering about Jack, he used to have the hearts of all the girls, until they found out he was giving flowers to every other girl. And guy.)
Since the guys were new here, they had questions of their own. "What will we live on in the mountains?" "Which way are the mountains?" "Where can we go to the..." Mari had an idea.
"Hey, guys! Why don't I answer your questions over breakfast?"
"Oh, that sounds great!" Tom replied. "I haven't had a bite to eat since last night." The others agreed, and went over to Maria's house, making the other girls disappointed.
Louis looked into his bowl of black...stuff. "What is this?"
"It's Miso soup." Tom answered for Maria. Maria looked at Tom wide-eyed.
"Oh, Tom...you're so smart..." Once everyone was done, they thanked Maria and walked outside only for Donnie to bump into Elli.
"Oh, I didn't know you were in there. Well...umm...would you like a tour around the mountains?" This sounded good, so the gang followed. They crossed the river, and neared the carpenter's house. "Well Donnie, here's the...oh?" Jeff appeared, looking angry.
"Elli! It's still bakery hours!" Elli blushed.
"I just wanted to show them around..." Ann came out from a tree.
"That's okay, I know this place pretty good! Come on Twitty, over this way's the..."
"Not so fast!" yelled an angry Cliff, falling from the same tree. "Why'd you just leave me back there?"
"I'll show them around! I come here every Monday!" said Maria, also conviently being in the mountain area.
"I'm here more then that!" yelled Karen, walking up to Larry.
Popuri appeared out of nowhere and jumped on Louis' back. "Wheeeeeee!"
"Hold on!" came a cry from Larry. "It's getting dark, and we need to set up our tent. We'll all hang out tomorrow." The rest of the gang agreed, walking away with Larry. Ann and Elli were left to explain to Jeff and Cliff their...weirdness.
A/N: Alright, another chapter up! I'm wondering what you guys would like me to call the guys from Even Stevens, since they do a lot of things in unison. If you don't come up with a good name, I'll call them the boogaloos! =O Thanks to my reviewers, especially Fairy Friend who reviews everything I do. =) And I'm planning to name all my chapters after Newsboys songs, in case you didn't notice, which you probably didn't if you're not a Newsboys fan.