A/N: Woah, I was just looking at page 23 to see how old some HM fics were,
and they're 4 years old! That's when Harvest Moon 64 was popular! And one
guy got 50 reviews for a one chapter story! Maybe I should stop using
exclamation marks! By the way, this Jack is not the same Jack as my last
story. I put myself into the last Jack, now I'm putting myself into Tom.
Disclaimer: "Pre-Ex-Girlfriend" belongs to Five Iron Frenzy.
Chapter 4: Reality
"Man, I don't think those guys like us here." said Twitty, running out of breath.
"Thank you for that stunning report, Captain Obvious." Tom replied in his nerdy fashion. "What are we gonna do?"
Larry thought. "They know our tent's here. We have to move. I know where to." The boogaloos packed up everything, and ran to Jack's farm. It was rather beat down, lots of weeds, and rocks, and stumps. Larry knocked on Jack's door.
"Who is it?" Jack asked, not moving to the door.
"We're some new guys, we need a place to stay." Larry responded, not telling the whole story yet.
"Come on in." Jack answered. The boogaloos walked in, looking at a very messy house. Jack had little furniture; just a bed, a nightstand, and a table. The boogaloos sat on the floor while "Pre-Ex-Girlfriend" sounded from Jack's CD player.
"She's so cool it's almost erie/ she's so fine I lost all hope/ Genetical testing/ something has gone wrong/ she should get back in/ her cage before they find she's gone/ She said she hated Kenny G/ that girl is way too good for me/ We'll break up before it starts/ She'll only tear my heart apart/ da na na na na na na na/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/ Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/
You might say she's everything/ just before everything goes wrong/ She's sunshine and lightning/ she pulls at my heartstrings/ she's stunning and then she's gone/ The intellect that girl has/ She's saying "death to false jazz/ Like kryptonite to Superman/ she's here to break my heart again/ da na na na na na na na/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/ Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/
Watch her on the floor tonight/ feel the crush she will incite/ the spark of hope she will ignite/ a beautiful sight/ Softer than the lightest snows/ watch her as the moment slows/ in my face the door will close/ and there she goes.
When the song ended, Larry told Jack the story of how they came here for being persecuted for their beliefs(well, not really), and now they've got one-third of the town mad at them. After listening and soaking it all in, Jack said "Well, I'm neutral on this. On one hand, thanks to those guys, I've got no girlfriend. On the other hand, you guys aren't really making it any better for me."
"So will you let us stay, or not?" Larry inquired.
"Sure." said Jack, to the boogaloos' delight. They sang, they danced, they had a good time. The devil laughed and the children cried, on the day that the music died. Jack shared his food, the boogaloos thanked him. Jack showed them how to ride a cow. At the end of the day, everyone was tired out.
"Well guys, I haven't had so much fun in a long time. I haven't had visitors in a long time. You really brightened my day." Jack told the boogaloos. Louis was going to say something, but there was a lot of noise going on outside.
"What on earth is going on out there?" Louis asked.
"Oh, that's probably the guys. I called them, telling 'em you were here." Jack informed Louis with a smile.
"What?!" Louis yelled, spitting out his Coke®. "I thought you were neutral!"
"That's right. I'm not for or against anybody. I let you in my house, didn't I?" Jack said in all seriousness. Cliff and Harris suddenly broke down the door, and Jack fought them off with his tools. Whatever "neutral" means to Jack means "bipolar" to me, Louis thought as he and the rest of the boogaloos ran out of Jack's house in all the fighting and confusion. They ran into the girls, who were woken up by all the noise, and Tom tried to explain they had to leave.
"Then we're all coming with you!" Maria told him, as they all ran towards the beach. Tom got the boat ready, everyone got on board, and they were all ready to leave.
"There!" cried Cliff, running as fast as he could, which was faster than all the other guys. Especially Jeff. What an old loser. Cliff jumped on the back of the boat as it started off towards Sacramento.
"Cliff, you're insane!" cried Ann. She tickled him until he could hold on any longer, and he fell into the water. He looked like he couldn't swim back to shore, which worried Ann, but Kai was already swimming out to get him. She finally looked ahead, at California, which looked so far way.
A/N: This chapter was kinda short, so I put the song in there, heh. Anyway, I wanted to please both reviewers, so I put both ideas in! Actually, I just don't have many good ideas. XD Remind me to put Popuri in somewhere next chapter...
Many thanks to my reviewers, especially Fairy Friend. Thanks to Krazie4Christ for her great story, Mr. Unimportant for having the funniest HM story out there that I know of, and RuRu for his clean, entertaining stories. Again, suggest something! I'd like you all to decide at least partially what they're gonna be doing in Sacramento!
Disclaimer: "Pre-Ex-Girlfriend" belongs to Five Iron Frenzy.
Chapter 4: Reality
"Man, I don't think those guys like us here." said Twitty, running out of breath.
"Thank you for that stunning report, Captain Obvious." Tom replied in his nerdy fashion. "What are we gonna do?"
Larry thought. "They know our tent's here. We have to move. I know where to." The boogaloos packed up everything, and ran to Jack's farm. It was rather beat down, lots of weeds, and rocks, and stumps. Larry knocked on Jack's door.
"Who is it?" Jack asked, not moving to the door.
"We're some new guys, we need a place to stay." Larry responded, not telling the whole story yet.
"Come on in." Jack answered. The boogaloos walked in, looking at a very messy house. Jack had little furniture; just a bed, a nightstand, and a table. The boogaloos sat on the floor while "Pre-Ex-Girlfriend" sounded from Jack's CD player.
"She's so cool it's almost erie/ she's so fine I lost all hope/ Genetical testing/ something has gone wrong/ she should get back in/ her cage before they find she's gone/ She said she hated Kenny G/ that girl is way too good for me/ We'll break up before it starts/ She'll only tear my heart apart/ da na na na na na na na/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/ Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/
You might say she's everything/ just before everything goes wrong/ She's sunshine and lightning/ she pulls at my heartstrings/ she's stunning and then she's gone/ The intellect that girl has/ She's saying "death to false jazz/ Like kryptonite to Superman/ she's here to break my heart again/ da na na na na na na na/
Pre-ex-girlfriend, that girl is just too fine/ Pre-ex-girlfriend, leaving me behind/
Watch her on the floor tonight/ feel the crush she will incite/ the spark of hope she will ignite/ a beautiful sight/ Softer than the lightest snows/ watch her as the moment slows/ in my face the door will close/ and there she goes.
When the song ended, Larry told Jack the story of how they came here for being persecuted for their beliefs(well, not really), and now they've got one-third of the town mad at them. After listening and soaking it all in, Jack said "Well, I'm neutral on this. On one hand, thanks to those guys, I've got no girlfriend. On the other hand, you guys aren't really making it any better for me."
"So will you let us stay, or not?" Larry inquired.
"Sure." said Jack, to the boogaloos' delight. They sang, they danced, they had a good time. The devil laughed and the children cried, on the day that the music died. Jack shared his food, the boogaloos thanked him. Jack showed them how to ride a cow. At the end of the day, everyone was tired out.
"Well guys, I haven't had so much fun in a long time. I haven't had visitors in a long time. You really brightened my day." Jack told the boogaloos. Louis was going to say something, but there was a lot of noise going on outside.
"What on earth is going on out there?" Louis asked.
"Oh, that's probably the guys. I called them, telling 'em you were here." Jack informed Louis with a smile.
"What?!" Louis yelled, spitting out his Coke®. "I thought you were neutral!"
"That's right. I'm not for or against anybody. I let you in my house, didn't I?" Jack said in all seriousness. Cliff and Harris suddenly broke down the door, and Jack fought them off with his tools. Whatever "neutral" means to Jack means "bipolar" to me, Louis thought as he and the rest of the boogaloos ran out of Jack's house in all the fighting and confusion. They ran into the girls, who were woken up by all the noise, and Tom tried to explain they had to leave.
"Then we're all coming with you!" Maria told him, as they all ran towards the beach. Tom got the boat ready, everyone got on board, and they were all ready to leave.
"There!" cried Cliff, running as fast as he could, which was faster than all the other guys. Especially Jeff. What an old loser. Cliff jumped on the back of the boat as it started off towards Sacramento.
"Cliff, you're insane!" cried Ann. She tickled him until he could hold on any longer, and he fell into the water. He looked like he couldn't swim back to shore, which worried Ann, but Kai was already swimming out to get him. She finally looked ahead, at California, which looked so far way.
A/N: This chapter was kinda short, so I put the song in there, heh. Anyway, I wanted to please both reviewers, so I put both ideas in! Actually, I just don't have many good ideas. XD Remind me to put Popuri in somewhere next chapter...
Many thanks to my reviewers, especially Fairy Friend. Thanks to Krazie4Christ for her great story, Mr. Unimportant for having the funniest HM story out there that I know of, and RuRu for his clean, entertaining stories. Again, suggest something! I'd like you all to decide at least partially what they're gonna be doing in Sacramento!