Disclaimer: Don't own ither, nothing changed, don't plan on it, ither.

A/n I bet some of you are wondering why I'm starting in year 1 and not when it counts. Sorry guys, but ya see, If I just throw a person in there, with no background at all, then it'll be too mary-sueish, even though it probably already is. If you guys want, I could skip to sixth year. I promise, it'll be much better, as it'll actually resemble ASOUE a tiny bit, at long last.

"Do I really hafta wear this uniform? I mean, I can see the robe, but this skirt too?!" Marie protested when she woke up the next morning. Her complaint was met with jeers and a flying tomato. "O, very funny Weasleys! Fine, I'll wear the damn uniform!"

She made her way to the gryffindor table in the Great Hall for breakfast. Her breakfast of choice was, as always, scrambled eggs and bacon. As she shoveled a fork full of egg into her mouth, she looked around the Great Hall. Harry was sitting all the way on the end of the table, and this girl named Hermione was sitting somewhere in the middle. Everything was dead silent. "Great, it's a thrill a minute here, isn't it?" she mumbled "why don't you people ever wake up!?" she yelled to herself.

Just as she was about to fall asleep in a pile of bacon, Fred played a kazoo at the end of the great hall. Ah, finally some entertainment.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, freaks and normies! We The weasley twins present-"Fred said after the kazoo. He and George were practically dragging their brother Percy into the Great Hall by his hands and feet, kicking and screaming. At first, she thought that this was it, just dragging in Percy. But as the twins passed the tables and headed to the front, she noticed something: Percy was purple with yellow polka dots.

"-The amazing purple Percy!" George finished. At this, everyone who had been holding in their laughter shrieked in happy laughter. Except for Hermione, who just rolled her head and went back to her breakfast.

"Now hold on, George! You forgot the polka dots!" Fred managed to get out in between laughing.

"Oh, righto Fred. May we present the yellow purple polka dotted Percy!" George said in a correction. Even Hermione managed a chuckle at this. The twins let go of their git of a brother, who ran past the tables as fast as he could. He got to about where Marie was where she decided to take action.

Without a word, she raised her wand and pointed it at Percy's hair. She muttered a spell under her breath. Within seconds, it was blonde, long, and knotty. Percy ran out the door and into the halls being purple, yellow polka dotted blonde haired freak. Everyone was screaming in laughter, it was almost a riot in there. Marie just sat there smirking in between the bouts of laughter.

"Nice job, Snicket," Fred attempted to say. The Twins high fived Marie while most people tried to carry on with breakfast.

"I just wanted to make an impression early," she whispered to the twins. They smiled a bit and then sat down near Ron.

Within minutes, the bell rang and everyone went on with their day. Marie Snicket received high fives from almost everyone, and a sneer and growl combination from Percy. The rest of the week went pretty much normally, and before she knew it, it was Halloween, her favorite holiday.

It was lunchtime, and right after lunch, Marie and all the first year Gryffindors had Charms. It also helps to mention that Charms was Marie's favorite class. Of course, sitting in the Great Hall was one of her least favorite things (except when there was a feast or something cool). To pass the time before Charms, she worked on her anagrams, yet again. It was her goal to figure out at least one interesting non-obvious word in all the first year's names.

Draco Malfoy, resident evil slytherin, stormed into the Great Hall. Marie had already figured out an anagram for him, so as he passed, she slipped him a note, smirked, and went back to work. Draco quickly opened the paper ball and read the note.

Your name, Draco Malfoy, can be rearranged to spell 'Do my car Olaf'. Did you know that 'olaf'' is in your last name no matter what you do?! While you might not understand, please be aware that this is of great interest. Please keep it in mind.

Marie Snicket

As Draco finished reading it, he sneered in Marie's direction and muttered "stupid mudblood!" He crumpled the note up and threw it at Marie.

Oh well. At least Charms is next! Oh! There's the bell! Marie ran out the door and into the Charms room.

A few moments after Hermione levitated her feather, Marie got hers to levitate too. Of course, everyone was too busy watching Hermione and congratulating her to notice. As they walked outside to enjoy the afternoon before the Halloween Feast, Marie noticed the Weasley twins doing something hideous to Percy. Which means it involves some invention, a color, and hanging him upside down. Marie decided not to interfere, well yet. However, she figured out an interesting anagram of 'Ronald Weasley' and was eager to share it. That'll give 'em a good laugh! She'd announce her news at the feast later on.

The afternoon wore on, and much longer than it seemed, it was time for the feast. Marie practically skipped in to the Great Hall qhispering "Didja know Halloween is my favorite holiday?" to any helpless victim who crossed her path to the table. She took her usual seat in between the twins and Ron. In mere moments, the table was covered with candy, sweets, and ice cream. Marie reached instinctively -which means without thinking. Ah! Stupid narrating genes!- for a pumpkin pasty. After about an hour of stuffing her face, she poked Fred in the shoulder. Fred and George whipped around to Marie.

"What is it, Snicket?" they whispered in unison.

"I thought you'd like to know. If you rearrange some of your brother Ron's name, you wind up with- WENDY!!!" she laughed to the twins. The twins sat there with their mouth open for a second, then laughed almost spastically. Marie looked proud as she helped herself to another pumpkin pasty.

Without warning, Professor Quirrel ran into the Hall and made some sort of announcement about a troll in the dungeons and fainted in front of the teacher table. Mass chaos broke out. Screaming and shouting, and three people were trampled. Dumbledore screamed for everyone to shut up and to be escorted to their common rooms. Marie rolled her eyes as everyone 'power walked' to their dorms. There goes the Halloween feast... She sat there for a few moments, then sighed and trudged her way to the Gryffindor common room.

She lay down on her couch and thought for a while, until a sudden water balloon from the sky hit her and awakened her from her thoughts.

That means that the twins threw a water balloon at me and pissed me off. She rose from the couch. "If you throw any more water balloons at me, I will find girl names for you and insist on using them in public!" she shouted at the armed with deadly water balloons twins. They were about to throw another one, with a let's-just-see-you-try-it look on their face, when Marie levitated the balloons away.

"Hey, I actually have a serious question here. Ok, Do you know where Quirrel's office is?" she asked the now unarmed twins.

"Of course we do. We had to serve a rather nasty detention with him just yesterday, ain't that right Fred?" George said.

"Oh, yes. I remember. Had to clean up that dragon skeleton without magic. Stupid git." Fred finished. Marie shuddered, as she decided that she didn't want to know what they did to make them have that detention. "His office is on the second floor, right next to the DADA classroom, why?"

"It's just, that if every place he'd be is on the second floor, what was he doing in the dungeons anyway?" Marie asked to herself.

"I dunno. Maybe he and Snape are more than friendly and Quirrel was going down there to wait for him." Fred said mockingly.

"That explains Quirrel's purple turban..." she laughed. "I wonder if there are any anagrams in his name?" she asked. Fred and George shrugged, as if to say "not our problem".

A/n Again, reposting for clarity, RR please!