Reviewer Replies:
Princess Mimz- I like that song too. Thanks for being my first reviewer!
DATA- It is not a real conversation itself, but I used aspects from real conversations. And it is so not absurd for me to be in love with Spock! LOL
Bookwormqueen- Definitely!
Hallospacegirl- I am glad you liked it and there will be lots of Spock. I write most because, well, I am in love with him!
MySchemingMind- That is so Nathan and I! And unfortunately, this did not happen to me.
Fool of an Elf- Spock is mine! *puts up barbed wire* LOL People always like to make pairings, huh? Weird.
This has been an interesting experiment. When I write humor, I get way more reviews than on anything else. Awesome. Keep R&Ring!
Suddenly, Stephanie remembered something.
"Now that we are actually in the Star Trek universe, I can call Q!" she cried.
"Q? The guy from your book- Q's Guide to the Continuum?" Rachel responded.
"Yes! And he is only the most wonderful omnipotent being in the multiverses besides God!"
"You really think that of me?" a voice said from nowhere.
"Q! Yay! Of course I do! Would I lie?" Stephanie said.
"Yes," Rachel and the voice said simultaneously.
"Well I am not lying right now; I swear on the name of Spock!"
"Okay, you are not lying," Rachel agreed. A moment later there was a bright flash of light and a man in a TNG era Starfleet uniform appeared.
"Why did you want to talk to me? I will grant any favor- I love being people's favorite! You are much better than Jean-Luc."
"I always liked the other captains better myself," Stephanie agreed. "But do you mind turning me half Vulcan, half Romulan and Nathan full Vulcan?" One bright flash of light later, there was a black-haired Romulan/Vulcan in the blonde human's place.
In Spock's quarters, Spock saw a flash of bright light engulf the teenaged boy. After it faded, a Vulcan teenaged boy was in his place.
"Nathan? Something very illogical has just occurred. You are a-"He was cut off by Nathan's call of, "Thanks Q!" for he recognized what had just happened.
Out in the corridor, Stephanie and Rachel were bidding Q good night.
"I will talk to you later; stop by any time!" Stephanie said cheerfully. Rachel, the newer Trekkie, merely waved. A burst of light and Q was gone. Stephanie spun around and re-entered Spock's quarters.
"Stephanie! Q changed you into a Vulcan too?" Nathan asked excitedly.
"Of course not, silly!" Stephanie replied. "I am half Romulan, half Vulcan. But I knew that you wanted to be full Vulcan, so I asked for that for you."
"Romulans? On this ship?" Spock asked, having just come out of his sleeping room.
"Nathan and I just changed our species so now he is full Vulcan and I am half Vulcan, half Romulan," Stephanie replied. Spock reached for his phaser.
"No, I am not evil or against the UFP!" Stephanie said.
"Nathan, did this 'Q' alter your minds during the process at all?"
"No," Nathan said, just as Stephanie said, "I am in a similar position to Saavik and you fell in love with her!"
"Who is Saavik and Vulcans do not 'fall in love,'" Spock said.
"Lasagna. I just ruined the entire plots of The Wrath of Khan, The Search for Spock, and Vulcan's Heart," Stephanie said. "Saavik is not important right now and neither is Zarabeth. Vulcans fall in love during pon farr and ignore those three titles I said."
"Who is Zarabeth?" McCoy's voice came from the door.
"Someone Spock must never meet so he cannot fall in love with her and make me jealous all over again," Stephanie replied.
"Spock falls in love? Wait, is this during pon farr, or can I finally say he has no legitimate excuse?" McCoy asked, looking like Christmas was coming early.
"He has a legitimate excuse, but-"
"Oh drat. Well then, I suppose with all the excitement you all want to stay up too late tonight. Good night all!"
+++++++++++++++the next morning++++++++++++++
"Good morning, Nathan!" a sing-song voice called out. A moment later, something heavy landed on his legs.
"I could not resist! I was going to greet Spock when I decided that I just had to jump on your bed and wake you up!" a hyper Romulan/Vulcan said innocently.
"Why do human-raised teenagers derive pleasure from jumping on sleeping people and waking them up? It is most illogical," Spock said.
"Get off," Nathan said. Stephanie grinned at him and leapt off the bed.
"Sorry Spock. I am not normally a morning person, but I am happy today because I am a Vulcan/Romulan and I am on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk, star trekking across the universe!" Stephanie said.
"You do not have to sing Star Trekking right now, do you," Nathan asked.
"Of course I do!" Stephanie laughed. "Come on, you can jump on Rachel this time!" Nathan, not wanting to miss an opportunity to tease Rachel, came with her to Bones' living room. When the entire Trekkie Trio was awake, along with their hosts, they met once more in Spock's room.
"We have to register you all as citizens of the United Federation of Planets," Spock said.
"Can we change our names?" Stephanie asked.
"You may register under whatever name you wish the rest of the galaxy to call you."
"Excellent! Put my name down as T'Son," Nathan said.
"I would like to be Qwi," Rachel said. They all looked to Stephanie.
"Ummm..." she started.
"You have always wanted to be Valeris," T'Son suggested.
"Yes, but... I am I allowed to have dual citizenship?" Stephanie asked.
"What do you mean?" Spock asked.
"I want to be both a member of the UFP and a member of the Romulan Star Empire," she confessed.
"It would never work," Kirk said, stepping in. "The Romulans are almost xenophobic! They would never allow it."
"Oh, move over," Stephanie said, making her way past Qwi, T'Son, and Spock. "Computer, hail the current praetor of the Romulan Star Empire." A moment later, a Romulan appeared on screen.
"Life to the Empire," Stephanie said by way of greeting. "Praetor, I am half Romulan, half Vulcan. Am I allowed to be a citizen of both the United Federation of Planets and the Romulan Star Empire?" The praetor paused. He had never been asked to make this sort of decision before. Most of her kind were raised in the Federation and stayed there.
"No," he said at last. "Do you wish to become a member of the Empire only though? I can do that." Stephanie took only one look at the five Federation members around her before saying, "Affirmative, Praetor."
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Toreth," she said a Romulan name she had always admired. They finished their business and then she cut the contact and turned to the shocked humans and Vulcans.
"I never would have though you would give up citizenship in the UFP..." T'Son said in wonderment.
"I'm going where my heart will take me!" Toreth sang a line of the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song.
"What about Spock?" Qwi asked.
"Interplanetary marriages of the sort have been done before," she said. "Can I still stay on the Enterprise, Captain Kirk?"
"Captain, I do not advise..." Spock began.
"Please? Nathan and Rachel, I mean T'Son and Qwi, are the only two people who I really know in the time! I do not want to leave them yet!" Toreth pleaded.
"Aside from Spock, who you seem to know more about than he does himself," Bones muttered.
"I already know all your technological secrets anyway and some from one hundred years from now!"
"I suppose," Kirk said.
"Yes! I promise, you will not regret this, Captain! Hey Nath- I mean T'Son, let us go look at Engineering!"
"Okay!" the Vulcan said in a very un-Vulcan-ish manner. The two teenagers raced down the hall, leaving Qwi to wonder why she had ever become friends with them and the three officers to wonder what they had gotten themselves into.
Princess Mimz- I like that song too. Thanks for being my first reviewer!
DATA- It is not a real conversation itself, but I used aspects from real conversations. And it is so not absurd for me to be in love with Spock! LOL
Bookwormqueen- Definitely!
Hallospacegirl- I am glad you liked it and there will be lots of Spock. I write most because, well, I am in love with him!
MySchemingMind- That is so Nathan and I! And unfortunately, this did not happen to me.
Fool of an Elf- Spock is mine! *puts up barbed wire* LOL People always like to make pairings, huh? Weird.
This has been an interesting experiment. When I write humor, I get way more reviews than on anything else. Awesome. Keep R&Ring!
Suddenly, Stephanie remembered something.
"Now that we are actually in the Star Trek universe, I can call Q!" she cried.
"Q? The guy from your book- Q's Guide to the Continuum?" Rachel responded.
"Yes! And he is only the most wonderful omnipotent being in the multiverses besides God!"
"You really think that of me?" a voice said from nowhere.
"Q! Yay! Of course I do! Would I lie?" Stephanie said.
"Yes," Rachel and the voice said simultaneously.
"Well I am not lying right now; I swear on the name of Spock!"
"Okay, you are not lying," Rachel agreed. A moment later there was a bright flash of light and a man in a TNG era Starfleet uniform appeared.
"Why did you want to talk to me? I will grant any favor- I love being people's favorite! You are much better than Jean-Luc."
"I always liked the other captains better myself," Stephanie agreed. "But do you mind turning me half Vulcan, half Romulan and Nathan full Vulcan?" One bright flash of light later, there was a black-haired Romulan/Vulcan in the blonde human's place.
In Spock's quarters, Spock saw a flash of bright light engulf the teenaged boy. After it faded, a Vulcan teenaged boy was in his place.
"Nathan? Something very illogical has just occurred. You are a-"He was cut off by Nathan's call of, "Thanks Q!" for he recognized what had just happened.
Out in the corridor, Stephanie and Rachel were bidding Q good night.
"I will talk to you later; stop by any time!" Stephanie said cheerfully. Rachel, the newer Trekkie, merely waved. A burst of light and Q was gone. Stephanie spun around and re-entered Spock's quarters.
"Stephanie! Q changed you into a Vulcan too?" Nathan asked excitedly.
"Of course not, silly!" Stephanie replied. "I am half Romulan, half Vulcan. But I knew that you wanted to be full Vulcan, so I asked for that for you."
"Romulans? On this ship?" Spock asked, having just come out of his sleeping room.
"Nathan and I just changed our species so now he is full Vulcan and I am half Vulcan, half Romulan," Stephanie replied. Spock reached for his phaser.
"No, I am not evil or against the UFP!" Stephanie said.
"Nathan, did this 'Q' alter your minds during the process at all?"
"No," Nathan said, just as Stephanie said, "I am in a similar position to Saavik and you fell in love with her!"
"Who is Saavik and Vulcans do not 'fall in love,'" Spock said.
"Lasagna. I just ruined the entire plots of The Wrath of Khan, The Search for Spock, and Vulcan's Heart," Stephanie said. "Saavik is not important right now and neither is Zarabeth. Vulcans fall in love during pon farr and ignore those three titles I said."
"Who is Zarabeth?" McCoy's voice came from the door.
"Someone Spock must never meet so he cannot fall in love with her and make me jealous all over again," Stephanie replied.
"Spock falls in love? Wait, is this during pon farr, or can I finally say he has no legitimate excuse?" McCoy asked, looking like Christmas was coming early.
"He has a legitimate excuse, but-"
"Oh drat. Well then, I suppose with all the excitement you all want to stay up too late tonight. Good night all!"
+++++++++++++++the next morning++++++++++++++
"Good morning, Nathan!" a sing-song voice called out. A moment later, something heavy landed on his legs.
"I could not resist! I was going to greet Spock when I decided that I just had to jump on your bed and wake you up!" a hyper Romulan/Vulcan said innocently.
"Why do human-raised teenagers derive pleasure from jumping on sleeping people and waking them up? It is most illogical," Spock said.
"Get off," Nathan said. Stephanie grinned at him and leapt off the bed.
"Sorry Spock. I am not normally a morning person, but I am happy today because I am a Vulcan/Romulan and I am on the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk, star trekking across the universe!" Stephanie said.
"You do not have to sing Star Trekking right now, do you," Nathan asked.
"Of course I do!" Stephanie laughed. "Come on, you can jump on Rachel this time!" Nathan, not wanting to miss an opportunity to tease Rachel, came with her to Bones' living room. When the entire Trekkie Trio was awake, along with their hosts, they met once more in Spock's room.
"We have to register you all as citizens of the United Federation of Planets," Spock said.
"Can we change our names?" Stephanie asked.
"You may register under whatever name you wish the rest of the galaxy to call you."
"Excellent! Put my name down as T'Son," Nathan said.
"I would like to be Qwi," Rachel said. They all looked to Stephanie.
"Ummm..." she started.
"You have always wanted to be Valeris," T'Son suggested.
"Yes, but... I am I allowed to have dual citizenship?" Stephanie asked.
"What do you mean?" Spock asked.
"I want to be both a member of the UFP and a member of the Romulan Star Empire," she confessed.
"It would never work," Kirk said, stepping in. "The Romulans are almost xenophobic! They would never allow it."
"Oh, move over," Stephanie said, making her way past Qwi, T'Son, and Spock. "Computer, hail the current praetor of the Romulan Star Empire." A moment later, a Romulan appeared on screen.
"Life to the Empire," Stephanie said by way of greeting. "Praetor, I am half Romulan, half Vulcan. Am I allowed to be a citizen of both the United Federation of Planets and the Romulan Star Empire?" The praetor paused. He had never been asked to make this sort of decision before. Most of her kind were raised in the Federation and stayed there.
"No," he said at last. "Do you wish to become a member of the Empire only though? I can do that." Stephanie took only one look at the five Federation members around her before saying, "Affirmative, Praetor."
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Toreth," she said a Romulan name she had always admired. They finished their business and then she cut the contact and turned to the shocked humans and Vulcans.
"I never would have though you would give up citizenship in the UFP..." T'Son said in wonderment.
"I'm going where my heart will take me!" Toreth sang a line of the Star Trek: Enterprise theme song.
"What about Spock?" Qwi asked.
"Interplanetary marriages of the sort have been done before," she said. "Can I still stay on the Enterprise, Captain Kirk?"
"Captain, I do not advise..." Spock began.
"Please? Nathan and Rachel, I mean T'Son and Qwi, are the only two people who I really know in the time! I do not want to leave them yet!" Toreth pleaded.
"Aside from Spock, who you seem to know more about than he does himself," Bones muttered.
"I already know all your technological secrets anyway and some from one hundred years from now!"
"I suppose," Kirk said.
"Yes! I promise, you will not regret this, Captain! Hey Nath- I mean T'Son, let us go look at Engineering!"
"Okay!" the Vulcan said in a very un-Vulcan-ish manner. The two teenagers raced down the hall, leaving Qwi to wonder why she had ever become friends with them and the three officers to wonder what they had gotten themselves into.