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Qwi13: The next chapter is up and you are not insane yet. I am letting you argue a lot with T'Son here so be happy! (Not really...LOL)
MySchemingMind: I do not get stardates so I just put in a number that looked probable. Klingons do indeed come in here and my friends and I cause trouble! Yay! I hope you like it!
Where is everyone!? Please review again! You get a special note dedicated to you at the top of the chapter! This is insane and purely for humor so R and do the second R too please!
Qwi materialized in the observation room to see Toreth and T'Son both leaning over the screen, talking quietly.
"Awww, that is so sweet!" Qwi teased. "You look like boyfriend and girlfriend whispering your little secrets!"
"Shut up!" Toreth screeched, as T'Son leapt away from her.
"Nat- I mean T'Son and I were merely attempting to look up things on the mirror universe, but since it has not been discovered yet and this is a universe where Star Trek was never a television show, there is nothing," Toreth protested.
"No TV?" Qwi asked, shocked.
"Duh, smart one," T'Son said sarcastically. "Of course there is TV, or rather, was. There was just no show called Star Trek. It would spoil the future, like it did in our universe."
"Quit with the alternate realities already! Oh, brain pain!" Qwi muttered. Then she suddenly looked up. "Brain pain... I got that from A Sitch in Time! Computer, does Kim Possible come on, like, holovision or something in this century!?" T'Son groaned.
"Affirmative. The Disney show Kim Possible comes on everyday from 9:00 to 9:30, 14:00 to 14:30, 17:00 to 17:30, and 23:00 to 23:00."
"Two. Hours," Qwi said, speechless with the discovery of her favorite show.
"That is correct. Two hours completely and totally wasted," T'Son said cheerfully.
"If you two start arguing over Kim Possible again-"Toreth began. It was too late. T'Son and Qwi were, once again, arguing very loudly.
"I am going to the bridge," Toreth muttered. Neither being saw her, or noticed when she left. Toreth came onto the bridge and immediately came over to the central chair.
"Captain, may I please, please, please just sit in the captain's chair of the Enterprise?" she begged, having always wanted to sit there.
"Sure," Kirk said, delighted with the attention she was giving him.
"Be careful," Bones muttered. "We will have to transport him off the ship if you keep this up because his ego will not fit inside."
"I know," Toreth said as she leaned into the back of the chair.
"Can I have my chair back?" Kirk asked after a moment.
"No," she said in a day dreamy voice, clearly light-years away, possibly pretending she really was Captain.
"Okay," Kirk said, doubtfully.
"I am fascinated by the influence females of any species, whatever age they are, seem to have on you, Captain," Spock commented.
"Spock!" Kirk cried while Bones said, "This is the first and last time I will ever agree with you, Pointy."
"Sir, Klingon ship decloaking dead ahead!" Uhura suddenly said. Toreth sat up quickly.
"Red alert! All hands to battle stations! Hail them, Uhura, though I do not expect anything. If they do not respond, target their weapons and propulsion systems and fire at will," Toreth said, surprising everyone wither taking command and her accuracy in what they were supposed to do.
"That is my job," Kirk said, a moment too late. The Klingons, surprisingly, appeared on the viewscreen.
"Kirk! I wanted a challenge!" the Klingon captain, a female, said angrily. "Why is there a Vulcan child in command?"
"I only wish I was in command," Toreth said, getting up. "And I am not only Vulcan, I am half Romulan too." The crew gaped at this girl who was able to reprimand a Klingon captain just as T'Son and Qwi ran onto the bridge.
"Awesome!" T'Son cried. "I have never seen a Klingon bridge this close! I wonder if I can beam aboard and look around."
"Why would you want to associate with Klingons? I do not even like Worf," Rachel said.
"You two," Toreth said, hoping to avoid another argument, "this is the TOS era. The Klingon Empire and the Federation are still enemies!"
"What are they talking about, Kirk?" the Klingon female asked.
"Damned if I know!" Kirk replied.
"T'Son, Toreth, come here and do not disturb the Captain anymore," Spock said.
"What about me?" Qwi asked.
"Do not worry. This prejudiced horseshoe crab only sees others with pointed ears," Bones said, pulling her away from the others.
"Horseshoe crab?" Spock asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, I heard somewhere that they have green blood! It would have been a good insult, if you were not such a Vulcan! Humorless, all of them!"
"Can we return to the matter at hand!?" Kirk demanded of the five.
"Yes, I agree with him!" the Klingon captain snapped.
"Klingons and Kirk agreeing? I never thought I would see the day..." Toreth whispered to T'Son. He nodded. While the Klingon and Kirk were discussing terms of the battle, Qwi, Bones, Spock, and T'Son continued their little war.
"Giving up now would be advisable," Spock said, "for you have never before beaten me in these pointless arguments."
"Oh no you do not!" Qwi hissed. "I am going to argue until your pointed ears fall off!" Toreth leaned back and watched the human-vs.-Vulcan dilemma play itself out. None of them noticed the ship being rocked by explosions, nor when some one said, "Target destroyed, Captain. Setting course for Halka once more."
"Oh look at time!" Toreth sang out. "Come on T'Son, Qwi, let us go get something from the replicator." She pulled her protesting best friends into a turbolift, followed by the three senior officers.
"Spock, this will be your chance to introduce us new Vulcans to some Vulcan plomeek soup!" Toreth said with delight.
"Who needs vegetarian garbage?" Bones said. I am going to show Qwi some of my favorite dishes from some decent places in the quadrant! Dishes with... meat!" Spock shuddered.
"Wait a second!" T'Son said. "To be a Vulcan, do I have to give up meat!?"
"That is generally accepted," Spock said calmly.
"And that means... no more pepperoni pizza!!!!!" he wailed. Toreth, Qwi, and Bones started laughing and Qwi immediately went to the replicator and ordered pizza. She took a huge bite of pepperoni and casually dangled the slice just within T'Son's reach. He stared at it, clearly distressed.
"And Ste- I mean Toreth can have it too, since she is half Romulan," Qwi laughed. T'Son moaned.
"Come on, T'Son, how about we taste that plomeek soup?" Toreth said, said jerking him away from Qwi.
"Toreth, you are ruining the best moment of my life!" Qwi said furiously.
"Quote from Ronald Weasley, from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, chapter thirteen, page 207," Toreth shot back.
"You know I hate Harry Potter," Qwi said.
"So do I, and Spock, but Jim loves it!" Bones said.
"They should get along very well," Qwi said, munching on a pepperoni and glaring at Spock, T'Son, Toreth, and Kirk, who was a little way behind the other three.
Dinner was eaten, with too much bickering to remember and soon came the hour for the Vulcans. While Bones and Kirk played 3-D chess and Rachel read, the Vulcans retreated into Spock's quarters so they could be taught more about their race and Toreth and T'Son especially could actually start acting their race.
Qwi13: The next chapter is up and you are not insane yet. I am letting you argue a lot with T'Son here so be happy! (Not really...LOL)
MySchemingMind: I do not get stardates so I just put in a number that looked probable. Klingons do indeed come in here and my friends and I cause trouble! Yay! I hope you like it!
Where is everyone!? Please review again! You get a special note dedicated to you at the top of the chapter! This is insane and purely for humor so R and do the second R too please!
Qwi materialized in the observation room to see Toreth and T'Son both leaning over the screen, talking quietly.
"Awww, that is so sweet!" Qwi teased. "You look like boyfriend and girlfriend whispering your little secrets!"
"Shut up!" Toreth screeched, as T'Son leapt away from her.
"Nat- I mean T'Son and I were merely attempting to look up things on the mirror universe, but since it has not been discovered yet and this is a universe where Star Trek was never a television show, there is nothing," Toreth protested.
"No TV?" Qwi asked, shocked.
"Duh, smart one," T'Son said sarcastically. "Of course there is TV, or rather, was. There was just no show called Star Trek. It would spoil the future, like it did in our universe."
"Quit with the alternate realities already! Oh, brain pain!" Qwi muttered. Then she suddenly looked up. "Brain pain... I got that from A Sitch in Time! Computer, does Kim Possible come on, like, holovision or something in this century!?" T'Son groaned.
"Affirmative. The Disney show Kim Possible comes on everyday from 9:00 to 9:30, 14:00 to 14:30, 17:00 to 17:30, and 23:00 to 23:00."
"Two. Hours," Qwi said, speechless with the discovery of her favorite show.
"That is correct. Two hours completely and totally wasted," T'Son said cheerfully.
"If you two start arguing over Kim Possible again-"Toreth began. It was too late. T'Son and Qwi were, once again, arguing very loudly.
"I am going to the bridge," Toreth muttered. Neither being saw her, or noticed when she left. Toreth came onto the bridge and immediately came over to the central chair.
"Captain, may I please, please, please just sit in the captain's chair of the Enterprise?" she begged, having always wanted to sit there.
"Sure," Kirk said, delighted with the attention she was giving him.
"Be careful," Bones muttered. "We will have to transport him off the ship if you keep this up because his ego will not fit inside."
"I know," Toreth said as she leaned into the back of the chair.
"Can I have my chair back?" Kirk asked after a moment.
"No," she said in a day dreamy voice, clearly light-years away, possibly pretending she really was Captain.
"Okay," Kirk said, doubtfully.
"I am fascinated by the influence females of any species, whatever age they are, seem to have on you, Captain," Spock commented.
"Spock!" Kirk cried while Bones said, "This is the first and last time I will ever agree with you, Pointy."
"Sir, Klingon ship decloaking dead ahead!" Uhura suddenly said. Toreth sat up quickly.
"Red alert! All hands to battle stations! Hail them, Uhura, though I do not expect anything. If they do not respond, target their weapons and propulsion systems and fire at will," Toreth said, surprising everyone wither taking command and her accuracy in what they were supposed to do.
"That is my job," Kirk said, a moment too late. The Klingons, surprisingly, appeared on the viewscreen.
"Kirk! I wanted a challenge!" the Klingon captain, a female, said angrily. "Why is there a Vulcan child in command?"
"I only wish I was in command," Toreth said, getting up. "And I am not only Vulcan, I am half Romulan too." The crew gaped at this girl who was able to reprimand a Klingon captain just as T'Son and Qwi ran onto the bridge.
"Awesome!" T'Son cried. "I have never seen a Klingon bridge this close! I wonder if I can beam aboard and look around."
"Why would you want to associate with Klingons? I do not even like Worf," Rachel said.
"You two," Toreth said, hoping to avoid another argument, "this is the TOS era. The Klingon Empire and the Federation are still enemies!"
"What are they talking about, Kirk?" the Klingon female asked.
"Damned if I know!" Kirk replied.
"T'Son, Toreth, come here and do not disturb the Captain anymore," Spock said.
"What about me?" Qwi asked.
"Do not worry. This prejudiced horseshoe crab only sees others with pointed ears," Bones said, pulling her away from the others.
"Horseshoe crab?" Spock asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Well, I heard somewhere that they have green blood! It would have been a good insult, if you were not such a Vulcan! Humorless, all of them!"
"Can we return to the matter at hand!?" Kirk demanded of the five.
"Yes, I agree with him!" the Klingon captain snapped.
"Klingons and Kirk agreeing? I never thought I would see the day..." Toreth whispered to T'Son. He nodded. While the Klingon and Kirk were discussing terms of the battle, Qwi, Bones, Spock, and T'Son continued their little war.
"Giving up now would be advisable," Spock said, "for you have never before beaten me in these pointless arguments."
"Oh no you do not!" Qwi hissed. "I am going to argue until your pointed ears fall off!" Toreth leaned back and watched the human-vs.-Vulcan dilemma play itself out. None of them noticed the ship being rocked by explosions, nor when some one said, "Target destroyed, Captain. Setting course for Halka once more."
"Oh look at time!" Toreth sang out. "Come on T'Son, Qwi, let us go get something from the replicator." She pulled her protesting best friends into a turbolift, followed by the three senior officers.
"Spock, this will be your chance to introduce us new Vulcans to some Vulcan plomeek soup!" Toreth said with delight.
"Who needs vegetarian garbage?" Bones said. I am going to show Qwi some of my favorite dishes from some decent places in the quadrant! Dishes with... meat!" Spock shuddered.
"Wait a second!" T'Son said. "To be a Vulcan, do I have to give up meat!?"
"That is generally accepted," Spock said calmly.
"And that means... no more pepperoni pizza!!!!!" he wailed. Toreth, Qwi, and Bones started laughing and Qwi immediately went to the replicator and ordered pizza. She took a huge bite of pepperoni and casually dangled the slice just within T'Son's reach. He stared at it, clearly distressed.
"And Ste- I mean Toreth can have it too, since she is half Romulan," Qwi laughed. T'Son moaned.
"Come on, T'Son, how about we taste that plomeek soup?" Toreth said, said jerking him away from Qwi.
"Toreth, you are ruining the best moment of my life!" Qwi said furiously.
"Quote from Ronald Weasley, from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, chapter thirteen, page 207," Toreth shot back.
"You know I hate Harry Potter," Qwi said.
"So do I, and Spock, but Jim loves it!" Bones said.
"They should get along very well," Qwi said, munching on a pepperoni and glaring at Spock, T'Son, Toreth, and Kirk, who was a little way behind the other three.
Dinner was eaten, with too much bickering to remember and soon came the hour for the Vulcans. While Bones and Kirk played 3-D chess and Rachel read, the Vulcans retreated into Spock's quarters so they could be taught more about their race and Toreth and T'Son especially could actually start acting their race.