Disclaimer: I meant to put this in the first chapter but to get it out of the way so no one yells at me I will just do this for the entire story. Although I would like to own the wonderful world of Naruto, rolling of the eyes I don't and I never will.

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Ok I got a few reviews, and I give thanks to those who to the time to write them so here is chapter two. P.s. sorry I am so late, I have had much on my mind, but I will still finish. Also, sorry about the shortness, I will write many chapters but there short so sorry for the inconvinience. I will answer review questions in the next chapter thanks.

Naruto then heard a very loud obnoxious sound that made him cringe and cover his ears. He now had something else to be mad at: the worst singing he had ever heard. The smell of the rice whine burnt holes in his nostrils and he decided to approach the jerk who was terrorizing the neighborhood that Naruto had just intercepted. He jerked one foot upward but placed it down remarkably silent in front of the 'cheapest sake bar in Konoha's front door.

With an equally obnoxious loud noise, Naruto kicked the bar door open, all while gluing one hand to his hip triumphantly and pointing a finger accusingly making him look a bit to strong, or conceited, for the average onlookers liking. He had his 'I'm better then you so give me attention' toothy grin plastered on his face and dark lines ensnared the shadows under his eyes and chin in the seductive yet annoying neon lights of the room.

The number one loudest flashy ninja strikes again. He thought of his victory.

His attention was indeed given by the miraculous hordes of people that consisted of two: Sasuke and the lowly bartender. (that was sarcasm, if you didn't get it... to bad) Naruto or course didn't notice Sasuke since his head was tilted back and his cheeks were crimson without a care, two traits which the stoic boy never wore. So he automatically directed is finger rudely toward the helpless (or is he? He did get Sasuke to talk right?) bartender. "You!" he half snickered when he thought he was facing his 'wrong doer', "Your singing is making me sick you old geezer!" he continued his admonitions, "I was walking down the street and I heard a god awful screeching and I could have sworn is was Tsunade singing in the shower again but..." The bartender was eyeing him strangely. why is she looking like that? And why is he... pointing over to that drunken idiot whose probably just...

It was either the bartender's expression of sympathy and his pointing finger or Sasuke's pathetic ness that was the bucket of water. But which ever it was that bucket must have had eight bottles of "Goo be Gone" because any sticky substance holding Naruto's expression in place was long since dissolved.

"Sa-Sasuke!?" Naruto questioned the obvious like usual. Naruto bore the expression of a confused five year old tightly clutching a pencil for the first time. That expression quickly changed to his specified Sasuke anger. (you know, the kind he gets every time Sasuke acts cool and Naruto looks not cool) "You bastard!" "you're the one making that awful racket and your drunk under age too!" was all he managed in his confusion. Wait. Sasuke was SINGING and he is uh.. Uh DRUNK! What happened to that bastard that would make him break his solemn every day ' I will avenge my clan and kill my brother' aura?

Naruto then paused and remembered what errand he was sent on . He looked down in fear at his left hand that was stuck to his hip rudely only moments ago. See the check Kakashi had entrusted him with hours ago made Naruto's mouth stop and his thoughts take the green light. Was today the day the Anbu collected rent? Is that a sack of clothes by Sasuke's feet? Is this, my mistake? I never knew Sasuke was so weak as too do this to himself, but no. I did this too him. Now he has no place to live and ... and WHY AM I CAREING ABOUT THE BASTARD! Ok so the one time he has just the smallest thing go wrong and he goes and gets drunk! Still.. He saved me and I let him reduce to that. He looked up to find an empty chair.

Where did that bastard go! I was just about to yell at him and embaress him! His thoughts were interrupted when the now unimportant bartender cleared his throat. "You might want to go after him, a drunken man never sees a hole in the ground until he reaches the bottom of it" were the only words the bartender had to say before Naruto, by some unknown force that picked up his feet, was out the door calling "the bastard" to come there.

Unfortunetly, Naruto couldn't see the hole in the ground either.

He found Sasuke leaning up against the a classic brick wall just around the corner and assessed the boys status. Naruto observed that Sasuke's hair was messier then usual and his shirt was a bit wet with sweat, not to mention he smelt awful. He really does look pathetic being drunk. Though he looks much better being helpless like everyone else. His cold black eyes are softer now and his red cheeks instead of white are amusing, also his jawbone looks less tight. The bartenders reputation for getting words to flow from even the softest and most bitter lips must be true.. Crap. That was NOT my thinking, NO WAY I Uzumaki Naruto will one day defeat the hideously ugly and bad tasting lipped boy Sasuke. Note to self: find the boy from the first ninja meeting who bumped me and kick his ass.

Naruto's teamwork instincts that Kakashi had pounded into him kicked in instantly and he slung one of Sasuke's arms around his shoulders regardless of the weak verbal complaints Sasuke threw at him. He could taste the sake on Sasuke's breath, and he cringed. Damn he is wasted, boy is Sakura going to be surprised when she hears about her wasted obsession! I will bring him back to my place until he sobers up, then I will make him clean every inch of my apartment for saving him and Sakura will praise me for "saving" him. YATTA! NARUTO!

Somewhere in the back of the Kitsune's mind a poor helpless child Naruto was reminding him that Sasuke once saved his life and that is was all his fault Sasuke was drunk (of so he thought) but Naruto chose to ignore this part of him.

Apparently Naruto was still to busy thinking of victory that he also chose to ignore the orange and white signs with reflectors.

Konoha's construction corp. had been adding new sewers to Konoha for three weeks now to prepare for the next chyunin (I don't remember how its spelled, that's just how it looks in Japanese syllables) exam. Many people had been expected to show up and watch the famous test this year since an old ninja, who had never taken the exam yet supposedly had skills that surpassed most of the jounin in the village, had decided to resurface and claim his title.

The ANBU that made up the construction corp. had gone home early that day neglecting to put up the taller "Road work ahead" signs as normal protocol ordered.

Again somewhere off in a different area of town birds could be heard chirping as the sun began to sink and a blonde women could be seen looking deep in thought at a statue that meant little to her. Out of the clear blue she sneezes and looks up at a comrade who blesses her. "Did you remember to put up the work signs today Shikamaru?" Tsunade questioned. "No, it was hot and the clouds where not covering the sun so everyone went home early and we left the signs on the ground" Shikamaru explained. "Besides, only an idiot or a drunken fool would walk right by the reflector signs"...

One more thing:

SORRY FOR MY SPELLING! I know its horrid but please try to look past the spelling and enjoy the story. Even though i type it in word i will still mispell. For example SAKE is a word, even though i ment sack see what i mean?