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DATE ATTEMPT #4- Christie

"Eddy used to bring me to this club all the time. He is such a great dancer." Christie said while doing a handstand. Hwoarang cocked his head and watched Christie on the dance floor.

"We've been talking about Eddy for a pretty long time now..."

"Eddy always used to dance with me. He was the perfect dance partner." Christie sighed and started break dancing.

"Eddy seems real nice but..." Hwoarang started. Christie quickly cut in.

"Eddy is such a gentleman. He would hold doors open for me and let me choose the movies. Eddy is the sweetest guy in the world. I remember this one time; Eddy and I were walking around town. I felt cold and Eddy gave me his jacket. Gosh, Eddy was so nice. I have a shrine in my room dedicated to Eddy. I also have this blown-up picture of Eddy on my bedroom wall."

"That's a little creepy..." Hwoarang started.

"...All the girls wanted Eddy to be theirs. Of course Eddy will forever be mine and if anyone dares to try to take him away from me, I shall personally rip their hearts out. There was this one girl, Jessica. She tried flirting with my Eddy. Unfortunately for her, she had a little "accident" and met her demise." Christie had a wild gleam in her eyes.

"W-what happened to her?"

"Let's just say, she had a little fall... from a twelve-story building." Christie stopped dancing and wiped her brow.

"Mental note: Get Christie to a psychiatrist." Hwoarang thought. Christie smiled at Hwoarang and ran her fingers through her brown hair. Hwoarang gave her his best fake-smile.

"So, what exactly happened to you and Eddy? It sounds like you to had a...uh... perfect relationship." Hwoarang asked. Christie stared into space for a few seconds.

"Well actually, he broke up with me because he said I was too clingy." Christie said.

"You? Clingy? No way." Hwoarang said sarcastically. Luckily for Hwoarang, Christie didn't notice his sarcasm.

"Even though Eddy and I are broken up, I still follow him everywhere. But it's a little difficult to follow him around because the court requires me to stay at least one hundred meters away from him. And to carefully watch my sweetheart, I installed hidden cameras in his home. Also I leave about a hundred messages on his answering machine everyday. Sometimes I sneak into his house and write messages on his mirrors with lipstick..." Christie giggled.

"Want to see my Eddyalbum?" Christie asked, taking out a neon yellow photo album. The album was full of pictures of Eddy. Eddy walking, Eddy showering, Eddy watching TV, Eddy combing his hair, Eddy eating dinner, Eddy sleeping, Eddy changing his clothes, Eddy brushing his teeth, Eddy on the computer, Eddy playing videogames, Eddy dancing...

"Oh my God..." Hwoarang whispered. He turned around and ran as fast as he could away from Christie and the "Eddyalbum".

"Hwoarang! Where are you going? You didn't even get to see my collection of Eddy dolls yet! Come back!" Christie called after him.

(A/N: Sorry this chapter was only one short date. Next chapter will have at least three dates I promise! And sorry to all you Christie fans. I hope I haven't offended you in any way)