A word from Chaos: Sorry if your favorite Tekken gals are being insulted. Especially Julia fans, please don't hurt me...

DATE ATTEMPT #5- Tetsujin

Hwoarang strolled into the restaurant and looked around for his date. Tetsujin sat by herself at a table. The flower on her head drooped a little. Hwoarang took one look at Tetsujin sitting there and promptly walked out of the restaurant. Poor Tetsujin waited and waited, but her date didn't show up.

DATE ATTEMPT #6- Michelle

Michelle walked into the classy restaurant wearing a Native American outfit. Everyone in the restaurant stared at her and whispered.

"Oh God..." Hwoarang thought. He buried his head in his hands.

"Hello... Hwoarang." Michelle said doing a rain dance.

"What the hell are you doing, Michelle?" Hwoarang hissed. His cheeks were getting red with embarrassment.

"My name now is Sitting Donkey, Grey Monkey. I am doing a sacred rain dance that was passed down from my ancestors. This dance will make next year's crop rich.

"Michelle, We live in the city. There is no crop!" Hwoarang said, trying to hide behind his menu. The people in the restaurant continued to stare at the two.

"As I said, my name is Sitting..."

"Just sit your ass down." Hwoarang snapped. Poor Hwoarang was being driven insane with each passing date.

"AIIIEEEEE!" Michelle sat down and screamed. She was making Native American war cries. Hwoarang groaned and started whacking his pretty redhead against the table.

"Try to quiet down a bit." Hwoarang pleaded. Michelle stared at Hwoarang.

"I am praying to the great spirits to help the earth. Too much pollution is destroying us." Michelle sat down cross-legged and started to pray. Hwoarang's face turned as red as his hair.

"Please! Just look at the menu, pick some food, eat it, I'll pay, and then go home back to your tree hugging." Hwoarang begged. Michelle obeyed. She picked up her menu and scanned through it. Suddenly she flung the menu and started to yell.

"Innocent animals! Murdered! For our food! OUR ANIMAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, KILLED!" Michelle began to rant. Hwoarang sunk lower and lower into his seat.

"What is this? A slaughterhouse? THIS IS INHUMANE!" Michelle continued her tirade, ignoring the glares she was receiving.

"Shh... just get something vegetarian then!" Hwoarang hushed. Michelle stopped yelling and looked from Hwoarang to the menu.

"I'll just have a Cesar Salad then." Hwoarang was surprised at Michelle's sudden calmness. The waiter took their orders and disappeared into the back room (where the chefs were). A few minutes later the waiter came back with their food.

"What's this?" Michelle asked pointing to little pink pieces that were sprinkled on top of her salad. Without thinking, Hwoarang replied, "Bacon bits."

"WHAT!?" Michelle screamed. She knocked her salad to the floor and began another tirade. Hwoarang silently finished his food and quickly left the restaurant, leaving Michelle with the bill.

"Jesus, why do I keep getting all the insane women?" Hwoarang thought to himself as he walked down the street. Michelle's ranting could still be heard though. Hwoarang shook his head and started to laugh, just a little.

DATE ATTEMPT #7- Julia

Hwoarang drummed his fingers on the library table as he waited for Julia. He had a good feeling about this date and he was sure it would work out.

"Ciao." Julia said. Her face was completely hidden behind a book that she was reading.

"Hey Jules!" Hwoarang said brightly, everyone in the library shushed him. Julia made no response and continued to read.

"Whatcha reading?" Hwoarang asked. Still no answer. Hwoarang playfully pulled the book down.

"Oh... sorry. This book was so interesting, I couldn't hear you." Julia said. Her eyes shone under her glasses. Hwoarang looked at the title. 'Harry Potter and the stuff that happens to him.' Hwoarang looked at Julia quizzically.

"I didn't know you were a Potter fan."

"Ever since I read the first book, I was hooked!" Julia laughed at her rhyme. Hwoarang cocked his head and watched Julia go back to reading.

"So... when are you going to be done?" Hwoarang was getting bored so he started to doodle on the desk.

"Hmm... a few more pages..." Julia murmured. Hwoarang sighed loudly.

"SHHH!" Everyone in the library said. Hwoarang sneered at them and continued to doodle. It was deathly quiet in the library. The only noises were Hwoarang furiously clicking his pen and Julia's rustling pages.

"I'm bored!" Hwoarang exclaimed after ten minutes. Everyone in the library, once again shushed him.

"Bastards." Hwoarang said under his breath. He turned back to Julia who still had her nose buried in the book.

"And............ finished." Julia said with a contented sigh. She carefully slid the book into her backpack and pulled out some notebooks and papers.

"What are you doing now?" Hwoarang asked bewildered.

"Studying."

"On a Saturday?" Julia nodded and started writing. Hwoarang was amazed. He had heard that Julia was a nerd but he didn't expect this.

"Why are you studying?" Hwoarang asked, leaning back on his chair.

"I want to help this planet. I am trying to find a way to reforest Arizona. If I don't find a solution, Arizona could be turned into a desert! I also want to stop Global Warming!" Julia spoke with so much passion for her homeland and the earth.

"Uh huh. And how is this related to our date?" Hwoarang was getting impatient. He wasn't the type to care about pollution and all that.

"Excuse me if I actually care about this planet. It's people like you that are slowly killing it. Driving around in your cars, polluting the very air we breathe. How dare you?" Julia ranted. Hwoarang was taken aback.

"........"

"Our poor Ozone layer is being worn out. Soon it will be gone and then what? When the big bad sunrays are burning you alive where are you gonna run? So Mr. Hwo-rang, sorry if I actually care enough to help think of a solution!" Hwoarang was tired of being yelled at in each date.

"I'm curious to know how you're going to help the earth by writing love poems to Jin." Hwoarang smirked. Julia gasped and hid her notes under her arm.

"These aren't love poems to Jin!" Julia protested. Hwoarang rolled his eyes and snatched the notebook away from her.

"Oh, how I love Jin." Hwoarang started reading. "I love his chocolate brown eyes, his charming smile and his raven hair. Jin is sweet, gentle and kind. Jin, the man of my dreams." Hwoarang finished the poem and looked at Julia with another smirk. Unfortunately for Hwoarang, a certain someone heard the whole poem.

"I always knew you were an odd one." Jin said to Hwoarang. Hwoarang started to protest.

"I didn't..." Hwoarang started.

"Now it all makes sense. Your attempts to "kick my ass" are actually chances to be near me, to touch me." Jin continued. Hwoarang's face turned red.

"No! I don't..." Hwoarang started again.

"I'm sorry I have to say this but, I don't like you. I am not gay. This obsession you have with me has to stop!" Jin shook his head and walked away. Hwoarang angrily turned back to Julia.

"Now look what you have done! Jin thinks I'm gay and I that I have feelings for him!" Hwoarang fumed. Julia hid behind a book.

"I'm sorry Hwoarang. I really am." Julia said earnestly. Hwoarang angrily flopped down in his chair and crossed his arms over his chest.

"Well at least Kazama didn't kick my ass. If I were in his position and I heard him reading a poem about how much he loved me, I would have murdered his ass right there."

"I am so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?" Julia asked. Hwoarang's face softened.

"Okay. I forgive you." Hwoarang sighed.

"Great. Now that's over I'm going to go back to reading." Julia pulled out an even bigger book called Harry Potter and Some People.

"Why are you reading?" Hwoarang asked unbelievingly.

"Well... if you can think of something else to do in a library..." Julia said matter-of-factly.

After three hours Julia was finally finished her book. When she looked up Hwoarang was long gone and the library was completely empty.

"Hwoarang? Hwoarang!" Julia called. No answer.

"Fine! Then fuck you too!" Julia called out.

A word from Chaos: Sorry Tetsujin's date was so short. Review the story or I won't update! Oh and another thing, some people think that Mai is my imaginary friend. She's not! Well... maybe...