Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 2
"Feel the fury of a...household appliance"
By MEGAMANX411
Mega Man downed a soda, and then slammed the can on the countertop as he let out a deep breath. He was then prepared to fight Dr. Wily's minions. But when Mega Man made his way out the door, Dr. Light stopped him. "Hey!" he shouted. "Wait a minute! How do you know where the robots are?" Mega Man shook his head. "I don't know, actually.." he replied. "I just go out there, and there they are!" Dr. Light raised an eyebrow in curiosity.
"Is that right?" he asked. Mega Man shrugged. "I don't know, ask Capcom about it. I didn't have a say in this, I just go out there and fight them." Dr. Light's eyes widened. "Don't mention Capcom!" he gasped. "You'll ruin the illusion!" Mega Man quickly caught on. "Oh yeah...I mean...um...there is no such thing as Capcom...that makes Mega Man games...because this isn't a game...yeah....um...I got to go."
Mega Man walked out into Monsteroplis, and sure enough, came face to face with Dr. Wily's first robotic menace. People were running in a panic from an appliance store. "What's going on?" Mega Man asked frantically as people were running away. "There's a crazy robot in the store!" a man replied. Mega Man nodded, and rushed into the appliance store.
"OK, where's the evil robot?" Mega Man asked the fleeing townspeople as they flailed around. Amidst the panic, Mega Man did manage to attain a cohesive answer from a citizen, who managed to strain a pointing finger. The man pointed to a dishwasher. "A dishwasher..." Mega Man sighed. "You've got to be kidding me. It doesn't have arms or legs. Or even a head. It's just a dishwasher."
The people were frantically crying. A man spoke up, and was rubbing his hand. "Yeah, but it closed the door on my hand, and it really hurt, and it didn't wash my dishes well..." he whined annoyingly. Mega Man slapped his face in disgust. "Why do I even bother saving you people?" he muttered. Mega Man walked to the back of the store to confront this dishwasher, when a TV in the store came on. And Dr. Wily was on it. "Oh, that's convenient!" Mega Man shouted sarcastically. "Come on, you know how ridiculous that is guys? You Capcom people can do better than to just have this guy randomly pop up in such ridiculous situations!"
-Intermission-
"Hey!" Mega Man interrupted. "There is no intermission! Who's the wise guy who came up with that one?!" Mega Man was completely disgusted by this turn of events, and then just made his way to the back of the store. He walked past a television on his way to the dishwashers. However, he was interrupted by Dr. Wily's announcement. The maniacal mad man came on screen with his typical malicious smirk. "Hello Mega Man, and let me introduce you to my latest robot master: Dishwasher Man! He has all the powers of a dishwasher!" Dr. Wily ended the conversation with his trademark evil laugh accompanied with raising his eyebrows, and then the TV shut off.
Mega Man was completely dumbfounded. "Ok, first of all, how did he know I was there? And why address me, am I supposed to talk back or something? Jesus." Mega Man shrugged. "For the love of..." he muttered. He walked back behind the dishwasher, and unplugged it. "There!" he shouted. "Problem solved! Now to deal with the next robot made by that crazy old geezer."