Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 3

"A date with destiny...no, seriously"

By MEGAMANX411

Mega Man had just defeated "Dishwasher Man" in a valiant example of how you should...um...unplug an appliance. He now had to deal with six more of Dr. Wily's robots before getting to the mad scientist himself. "Hey, wait a minute!" Mega Man shouted. "Why do I always have to fight the robots first? Why can't I just go fight Wily?"

"Because!" I replied. "It's making my fanfiction longer! And Capcom need you to do so to make the games longer!" Mega Man shrugged. "Great. I'm stuck in a story written by a hack." "Don't make me kill you in the story!" I threatened. "Ok, ok!" Mega Man replied. "I'll be good. Then just lead me to the next robot I have to fight."

Mega Man shrugged off his conversation with the hack author that is myself, and then continued his patrol of the streets, looking out for the renegade robots. He started walking down Monsteropolis' streets, and came to perhaps one of the most disturbing sights he had ever seen: a very masculine-looking robot wearing a dress and lots of make-up. Mega Man took a step back in utter shock, and could barely force words to come from his mouth.

After a brief and slightly embarrassing unknown amount of time, Mega Man finally collected his courage and managed to say something. "Um, who are you?" Mega Man asked, looking completely dumbfounded, and more importantly, really frightened. He didn't really want any response, he thought he should just say something to relieve some of this creepy feeling he was getting. The robot was moving around in a fashion that Mega Man swore would give him nightmares for the rest of his life.

"I'm Woman Man," the robot replied slowly in a tone in which really creeped out Mega Man. Mega Man's eyes grew wide and he slapped his face. "Oh this is just ridiculous!" Mega Man shouted. "Who had this idea?" he asked aloud. "Wily, you really need a hobby. I mean, you are a crazy old man who lives all alone creating robots in order to have dominion over all of humanity, but even this is crazy for you. For crying out loud..." Mega Man became so enamored in his ranting of Dr. Wily's eccentric behavior he nearly forgot about the disturbing robot a few feet from him, and who was drawing closer.

The robot drew closer to Mega Man. Mega Man slowly drew his gaze forward, and was looking horrified. He raised his hands in protest, and started backing away. "Whoah, stay back buddy!" Mega Man threatened. He brandished his Mega Buster in an effort to scare off the threatening robot, but Woman Man drew closer.

Woman Man started making motions and gestures which made Mega Man feel even more uncomfortable. And then he (or is it she?) made a comment which really was the final straw. "Oh come on Mega, you know you want it!" the robot said in a very inappropriate tone. "OH GOOD GOD!" Mega Man shouted as he started running away.

Mega Man was almost too frightened to think about fighting, but he finally collected his courage, and turned back around. He clenched his teeth, aimed, and looked away as he fired his Mega Buster, which ended the freaky robot's rampage for good with one deafening explosion.

"That was creepy..." Mega Man muttered. Wily then came on a big screen TV that was on a giant skyscraper. "How does he always manage to time that?" Mega Man asked curiously. "I see you've defeated Woman Man! He was one of my greatest and most unique ideas! You'll pay for that! I only accept credit, just by the way. Although I don't mind gold nuggets if you have any. Actually, I don't mind, I'll take cash I guess, I just think credit cards are so cool. Although I wouldn't mind a check either."

"Is there a point to this announcement?" Mega Man asked sarcastically. He shrugged, and walked away from the TV screen, not at all caring about Dr. Wily's announcements. "Wait!" Wily shouted. "Get back here! We can play rock-paper-scissors! HEY!"

Mega Man was rubbing his forehead from a headache he was having. "They really don't pay me enough for this..." he muttered.