Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 4

"Highly suspicious"

By MEGAMANX411

And so Mega Man X...wait a minute! Mega Man X? This story is about the original Mega Man! Get out of here you! "Oh come on!" Mega Man X replied. "Don't I at least get a part at all in this fic?" he asked. No, you don't. Later. I promise. Now just get out of here so I can continue! "Alright, alright..." he muttered. "Hey original Mega! It's time for you to get back to work!" Mega Man stood up. "Oh crap...it didn't work? I thought X could take over...argh, I guess I'll keep going with this sad excuse for a plan of world domination that Wily has plotted. Wonder what his next piece of garbage is going to be?"

Mega Man spent quite some time walking up and down the streets of Monsteropolis, patrolling the area for anything that seemed out of the ordinary. Nothing seemed to be wrong. People were going about their business in a casual manner, no chaos, no mayhem. However, Mega Man still kept an eye out for the crazy old man, because he had a feeling he'd be striking any minute now...wait? You're asking how he knows? I don't know, I guess it's to make things seem a bit more dramatic and..."Hey!" Mega Man shouted. "You remember what the reviewers said! No more author insertion! So you shut up!" Aw...alright, you win. No more from me.

Anyway, Mega Man was rather parched. Nothing had happened all day, so he thought he could take a minute to stop at a vending machine. He picked up a soda, and slammed a Mountain Dew, and then posed with a mountain bike and a big smile. "Alright, that's perfect!" a director said. "Thanks for the commercial!" "That's no problem!" Mega Man replied. "I needed something to do." Mega Man then eyed the readers. "Hey! I needed some money, so leave me alone!"

Mega Man got back to his patrolling duties, when he heard large crashing sounds behind him. He turned around quickly to see if anything was coming, but there was nothing there. "Weird," he muttered. Mega Man continued walking. Just then, the crashing grew louder, and then the ground began to shake. Mega Man readied his Mega Buster, and then wheeled around. Nothing was there.

"Whew..." he muttered. He turned back around, and staring right back at him was a twelve-foot tall robot that had at least six huge cannons mounted on his back. "Holy...crap..." Mega Man muttered as he stepped back in awe. "I think the old man finally hit jackpot..." The gigantic robot took a step forward, causing the very ground to shake. Mega Man stepped back in utter disbelief of what he saw in front of him.

"Um..can't we resolve this peacefully?" Mega Man asked humbly. The robot slowly bent down so his head was eye-level with Mega Man. A big smile then came across his face. "Sure little buddy!" he said in an extremely unfittingly high-pitched voice. Mega Man looked as though he were shot. He was completely shocked. "THAT'S YOUR VOICE!?" he shouted. "Hey!" the gargantuan robot replied. "That wasn't very nice..sniffle..."

Mega Man reached out a hand, and patted the robot on the shoulder. "Hey...are you crying? Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!" he frantically cried. "Apology accepted!" the robot said with a sniffle. "So," Mega Man began. "What's your name, anyway?" "My name?" the robot asked, his voice quivering. "Suspiciously Powerful Man."

Mega Man sighed heavily. "Oh man..." he muttered as he rubbed his head. "Just when I thought the crazy old man did something right. Well, you'll have to forgive me, Whatever-your-name-is Man, but if your one of Wily's robots, then I have to fight you I guess." The robot was quaking in fear. "Ah, get away from me!" he shouted as he ran off, his massive body quaking the ground as he struck with each foot. He was out of sight in a little bit. Mega Man thought about giving chase, but thought better of it, and walked off.

"Well," Mega Man shrugged, "I guess that takes care of that. Now to take care of the other four robots."