Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 6
"Cheap"
By MEGAMANX411
Mega Man had disposed of four of Wily's seven robots. And he was dreading every minute of it. "I don't even want to imagine what he's going to have next..." Mega Man muttered as he kept patrolling the streets of Monsteropolis. Mega Man let out a sigh, and then decided to find something to occupy himself.
"Maybe I could go catch a movie or something," he thought aloud. Mega Man made his way over to the movie theater, and was looking at the posters just outside. "Hmm...what movie should I watch?" he asked aloud. "Action movies are all right, comedies are always good..." Mega Man's train of though was interrupted by the sound of shuffling.
"What the heck is that?" Mega Man asked himself. He could hear it coming closer. It didn't sound like any other robot he had encountered before, it was far louder, like more things were moving. And when the robot came into view, Mega Man was completely shocked.
"You can't be serious..." he muttered as he eyed the robot, with a heavy sense of sarcasm on the word robot. "You're not even a robot at all!" Mega Man protested. "You're just some guy wearing a cardboard box!" he continued. Mega Man was indeed correct. This so-called "robot" was actually a five-foot tall man wearing a cardboard box on his body, with a bucket on his head, and he was holding a rake in each hand. On his feet were flippers, and he had a scuba mask on. He had knee-pads, shin-guards, and elbow-pads.
"This is supposed to be a robot?" Mega Man asked the man. "I'm getting paid five bucks by this old guy named Dr. Wily to dress up as a robot. Not a bad deal, eh?" he asked. Mega Man just slapped his face. "Oh, and by the way", the 'robot' continued, "he said I'm supposed to tell you my name is...uh...something man...oh, right! Five-Dollar-Limit Man."
Mega Man looked as though he were shot. "Five-Dollar-Limit Man. You're serious." The guy nodded. Mega Man shrugged. "Wanna see a movie?" he asked. "Sure!" Mega Man and Five-Dollar-Limit Man went into the theater to see an action film. As the movie drew to a close and the people began leaving the movie theater, Mega Man walked up next to Five-Dollar-Limit Man and said "You do realize that if you are one of Wily's robots, I have to shoot you, right?"
"Oh...I didn't think of that..." he replied. "Ah, nevermind!" Mega Man said. "Just take off that stupid box." Five-Dollar-Limit Man complied, and headed home. "Well," Mega Man muttered to himself, "that takes care of that."
At that time, Mega Man then heard Proto Man's whistle. The red robot teleported down, and then leaned up against the wall in his trademark arrogance. "Hey Mega," he began. "I found out something on Wily's next robot. But I know how you can beat him." Mega Man rolled his eyes. "Right, right, I'll need help beating one of his robots after he just made one called Five-Dollar-Limit Man. And tell me this Proto Man. How many bosses have you helped me beat besides Dark Man?" Proto Man gave an embarrassed smirk. "Well, um..I'm kinda busy you see...and..." he muttered.
Mega Man then got a bit curious. "Hey, what are you doing all the time anyway? You're always gone!" he shouted. Proto Man was at a bit of a loss. "Well, you see, I...um..uh..." he stammered. "Come on!" Mega Man shouted. "Spit it out!" Proto Man shrugged. "OK!" he shouted back. "I'll tell you. But keep it a secret, ok?" Mega Man shrugged his shoulders. "How bad could it be?" he asked. Proto Man forced a smile, and then lead his brother to where he was going.
"Oh God Proto Man!" he shouted. "You've been going HERE?" "Shhh!" Proto Man cried frantically. "No one must ever know..." he muttered in a low tone. "Not even the readers!" he added. "Oh come on!" Mega Man shouted. "They should know! They're probably curious too!" "NO!" Proto Man cried.
"I'm gonna tell!" Mega Man shouted. "Hey everybody, Proto Man's been spending his time at..." Mega Man was interrupted by Proto Man covering his mouth with his hands. "Quick!" Proto Man shouted. "End the chapter! Do it now!"