Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 8

"Out of character"

By MEGAMANX411

Mega Man was walking down Monsteropolis streets, ever vigilant, should another one of Wily's robots show up to harm any innocent people. Mega Man then started thinking about his previous battles with Dr. Wily's hoards of robots. "Hmm...let's see...Cut Man, Guts Man, Bomb Man, Ice Man, Elec Man, Fire Man, Flash Man..." Mega Man's voice trailed off as he was thinking, and then he thought of Flash Man for a minute. "Wait a minute," Mega Man thought aloud. "Flash Man..." he observed.

He then cocked his head, and put his hand on his chin. "Didn't Bright Man have the same power as Flash Man? And so did Centaur Man!" he shouted. "Man, I never really noticed at the time, but Wily really likes to rehash Flash Man," he sneered. Mega Man thought for a minute. "If he were going to make another robot like that, what would it be like?" he asked himself.

"Hey!" a familiar voice shouted from the alley. "Mega Man! Over here!" Mega Man shifted his attention towards the alley, and walked over there. "Who's there?" he asked curiously. Bass stepped out of the alley. "It's me..." he whispered grimly.

"Proto Man!" Mega Man shouted. Proto Man then revealed himself by stepping into the light. "OK Mega. You haven't broken your promise, have you?" he asked. Mega Man smiled. "No, I didn't..." Mega Man said as he let out a little chuckle. "What are you laughing at?!" Proto Man shouted as he started raising his buster.

"Nothing, nothing!" Mega Man cried frantically. "Good," Proto Man muttered. "Anyway, there's something I needed to tell you," he said in a matter-of-factly tone. "OK" Mega Man said with a shrug. "What is it?" Proto Man leaned closer to Mega Man. "Bass is at our house hitting on Roll..." he whispered. "WHAT?!" Mega Man shouted.

"That guy is dead!" he shouted as he started running off. Mega Man couldn't reach his destination because a person was barring his path. "Hey!" Mega Man shouted. "Get out of the way! Move it!" The person didn't budge at all. "Hey, are you listening to me?" Mega Man asked.

The person turned around, and Mega Man got a better look at him. "Oh great," Mega Man sighed. "Another robot. Well, go on, introduce yourself. I'm ready for it. After hearing Five-Dollar-Limit Man and Dishwasher Man, I don't think much else will surprise me," he said with crossed arms. Mega Man inspected the robot closer. He had blue-plated armor like Flash Man's. He had a light bulb on his head like Bright Man. And he had four robotic horse legs, like Centaur Man's.

Mega Man slapped his face in disgust. "You've got to be kidding me. You're just bits and pieces of Flash Man, Bright Man, and Centaur Man!" he shouted. "I am..." the robot began. "Rehash Man!" he shouted proudly.

Mega Man shook his head. "Oh for the love of..." he muttered. Mega Man then tensed up, and just remembered something. His eyes went wide. "That's right!" he shouted. "Bass! I gotta go!" Mega Man started running, and shoved Rehash Man out of the way, knocking him over, causing him to shatter in pieces when he hit the ground.

"Whoah...bad craftsmanship..." Mega Man observed as he ran back to his house. He stormed in through the door. "Bass!" he shouted. Bass looked shocked, and was sitting by Roll on the couch. "Oh come on!" he shouted. "It's not fair! Capcom always makes me fight you, I want to do something else."

Mega Man cocked an eyebrow. "That's kind of uncharacteristic of you," he observed. Bass' eyes went wide. "What are you trying to say?" he asked, sounding a bit annoyed. "You can't be out of character in a fanfiction!!" Mega Man shouted. "What are you trying to prove Bass?"

Bass shrugged. "I don't know. I wanted to hit on SOMEONE, and Roll's the only girl around here. Besides that...Woman...Man..." Bass whispered with a visible shudder. Mega Man looked at Bass. "You do still realize that this is way out of character for you...?" he asked. "I decided to give my life a makeover!" Bass shouted.

Mega Man shook his head. "Whatever," he muttered. "I'm out of here, I'll be back once I put Dr. Wily in the loony bin. But don't blame me if Mega Man fans start bashing this fanfiction because you are acting out of character!" he shouted. Bass shrugged, and then smirked. "That'll be the author's problem," he said evilly.

Curse you Bass!