Dr. Wily loses it, Chapter 9
"The enemies in the castle"
By MEGAMANX411
Mega Man had just left his house, after confronting Bass. "Hey!" Mega Man shouted. "I've defeated all of the robots! That means I can go to Dr. Wily's castle now! FINALLY!" Sure enough, Dr. Wily's castle appeared. "Huh," Mega Man observed. "It's kind of funny that I never saw it before, I mean, look how big it is. You think someone would've noticed it by now...hey, wait a minute! There's something seriously wrong with that castle!"
Instead of the typical skull design on the castle, it was a gigantic smiley face. Mega Man just stood at the base of the castle for about ten minutes, staring at it in awe. His jaw nearly dropped. "Oh well," he said with a sigh. "I'm going in."
Mega Man made his way through the castle, and was completely shocked at what he saw. Gone were the bottomless pits and spikes. Gone were the hordes of robot enemies and hazards. Instead, the rooms were all straightforward, each side decorated with pictures that looked as though a six year-old child had decorated them. But each picture had Dr. Wily's signature. Mega Man shuddered, and continued moving.
He also noticed that for some reason or another, there was very distinct music typical for an elevator. And it was really starting to get on his nerves. "If I don't get there soon, I'm going to go nuts..." Mega Man said with gritted teeth.
Mega Man approached a doorway, and concluded it must be the boss room. "Hey!" he shouted. "Name one other boss room in any Mega Man game without a shutter." Mega Man made his way into the room, and he saw a person standing there, looking rather confused.
"Um," Mega Man said, raising an eyebrow. "What are you doing here? I usually fight...powerful robots, you know?" The person shrugged. "I don't know," he replied. "This guy named Dr. Wily said he'd pay me ten bucks if I'd wait in this room." A monitor then descended from the ceiling.
"It's over Wily!" Mega Man shouted. Dr. Wily did his trademark evil laugh, accompanied by raising his eyebrows. "Welcome Proto Man!" he shouted. "Mega Man!" he replied. "What? I thought he was the red one." "No, Proto Man is red, Mega Man is blue! I'M Mega Man. Jeez, how many times have I defeated you?" he muttered. Dr. Wily's eyes started trailing off. "Anyway!" he continued. "I've come up with a plan to defeat you! Say hello to the new Mud Man!" [Author's Note: Mud Man is another name for the Rock Monster/Yellow Devil]
A hose came down from the ceiling, and then splattered mud all over the person that was standing there. "Ugh!" he shouted as he tried to fling the mud off of his body. Mega Man just fell over laughing at the poor guy. "Oh man!" Mega Man teased. "I hope that was worth the ten bucks!"
The person stood up, looked angrily at Dr. Wily, and stormed off. "Hey!" Wily shouted. "Get back here! You're supposed to fight him! Turn into little balls of mud or something! HEY!" Mega Man couldn't help laughing at the situation. He ignored the monitor, and made his way to the next room.
As Mega Man made his way through the castle, Mega Man came to yet another boss room. In this one was an actual robot. "Thank you," Mega Man muttered as he looked upwards, somewhat glad that the old geezer didn't make another person pose as a robot. This particular robot looked a bit like Bass, only his armor was mostly brown. The jewel on his forehead was black, and he looked a bit thinner and taller than Bass.
"So," Mega Man asked, looking a bit curious. "Who are you?" The robot gave Mega Man a hard stare. "Cello," he replied. [Author's note: This robot is mostly inspired by my friend, who plays the cello. Since Capcom often has music references, I thought this would be appropriate]
"Cello?" Mega Man mocked, as if he were imitating a 'hello'. Cello simply frowned at the sentiment, and walked off. Mega Man raised a hand in protest. "Hey!" he shouted. "Where are you going? You can't just leave, we're supposed to fight!" Cello paid no heed to Mega Man's statements, and walked out of the castle. Mega Man followed him.
"Where the heck are you going?" he asked. Cello then walked into Mega Man's house. "HEY!" Mega Man shouted. "You can't just go in my house!" When Mega Man got inside, Cello had made his way over to the kitchen, where he had grabbed a 12-pack of Mountain Dew, as well as lots of snacks.
"Um," Mega Man stammered. "What are you doing with my food?" Cello sat down on the couch, took out a soda, and started eating the snacks. "Aren't we supposed to fight or something?" Mega Man asked. Cello shrugged, and continued eating Mega Man's food. "Hey!" Mega Man shouted. "I'm talking to you! What are you doing, eating my food?" he screamed.
Cello didn't seem to pay any attention, and turned on the television. Mega Man was waving his arms in front of Cello's face, but he refused to move from the couch. "I'll get you for this Wily!" Mega Man shouted.