A/N: (sighs) Finally got time to update this fic. Oh yeah, anybody out
there wanna know my English name, five guesses. Starts with an N ends with
an E.
I'm sorry for some grammatical errors; English isn't exactly what you call my first language.
Arigato mosaimasu mina-san for the reviews!!!
Oh before I forget, I changed the category from Action/Adventure/Angst to A/A/Humor, so there's gonna be some OOCness! You have been warned!
On with the fic!
Disclaimer: Never owned it. Never will.
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Last Time...
"Now you two aliens."
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!" the two Ranmas yelled in unison.
And so it continues...
"What do you mean we're now aliens!?" , as if on cue, Vegeta blasted the door down.
"Who-who are you?" the guide stammered in fear of getting blasted into oblivion. (I'm evil, hehe)
Then the guide faints. (I finally got rid of him. MWAHAHAHA!)
"I'm Prince Vegeta, prince of all saiyans; this third-class baka over here is Kakarot."
"Hi! And please call me Goku; I'm more comfortable with it than my saiyan name!" He added cheerily. (duh)
Ranma and Ranko sweatdrop.
"Ooooooookayyyyyy. This is here is Ranko, and I'm Ranma. What do you mean by saiyans? I'd be glad to know what they are, and why the hell I have a tail."
"What we'd like to know is why you don't know what a saiyans is."
"It's a long story, and even if we told you, you wouldn't even believe us." said Ranko.
"Try me." said Vegeta with a low growl.
And so went Ranma and Ranko to tell their story of their horrible training trip, the Jusenkyo curse, the glomping fiancés, killer rivals, failed marriage, and how he ran away to get cured.
"Wow, and I thought I had it bad." said Goku in amazement of what he just heard.
"Now could you tell us what a saiyans is?" curiously asked Ranko.
"Saiyans are a warrior race, which is supposed to extinct, we were enslaved by a Planet Trader called Frieza, and he told us that if we don't do what he tells us, he would destroy our planet, Vegeta-sei. Now that all said, I would like to know how you got your tails." Vegeta was really getting impatient after explaining all this.
"W-what do you mean we, don't tell me you are, what ya call saiyans, you don't even have tails?" asked Ranma.
Of course, this made Vegeta furious.
"I GOT MY TAIL CUT OF BY THIS THIRD CLASS BAKA! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!"
"We used to be one person, but we fell into a Jusenkyo spring that split me into two people. I was shocked to see myself, and fainted into another spring; now it's permanent, we can't merge in to one anymore. And before you ask why we're different genders, it's 'cuz of the curse we had before this."
"You're saying that those springs out there made you saiyans!?" (I'll let you're imagination go free here and decide who said it, hehe, writer's block.)
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
"Yay! We can get our tails back! Woohoo." Goku starts to do a little dance.
"Ooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyy... Why do want you're tails back anyways." Obviously confused Ranko asked.
"With our tails back we're more powerful than without it (tail)." Explained Vegeta.
"So you're saying that we're much stronger than before?" Ranma asked while doing a kata to test it.
"Wow! You're right! I am stronger and faster than before! Hey Ranko, why don't we spar outside, I wanna try this new found strength of ours!"
"Sure! I really wanna learn more about our new curse; it really doesn't seem that bad!"
They both exited the hut.
Meanwhile... inside...
"Kakarot, we need to find those springs and get our tails back; and then we get our brats and mates do get do jump into the springs and become pure blooded saiyans."
"Uh, 'Geta, are you sure we need to find those springs by ourselves, we could always ask Ranma or Ranko where the springs are."
"Uh, okay; and don't call me 'Geta!"
"Sure Veggie!" Goku chirped.
Then they both exited the hut.
With Ranma and Ranko...
"MOKO TAKABISHA!" Ranma had just fired his confidence ki-blast when he heard a voice from underneath.
"Hiryushoten Ha!" Ranko thought she had just blasted Ranma, but when the dust cleared all she just saw was Ranma a bit fazed, but nonetheless held his ground.
"W-why didn't it blast you into LEO?" she was more than shocked.
"I don't know, it seems that our new form can withstand more attacks than our previous ones."
A clap was heard from the background, it was from Vegeta who floating to the scene alongside Goku.
"Well said Ranma, I never thought you would get used to your new body this easily." He (Vegeta) said half-amused and half-amazed.
On the other hand, Goku was more amazed than Vegeta.
"Yeah, you guys were great considering you've only had this form for a few hours!"
"Well, uh, thanks." Ranma smiled sheepishly; obviously these saiyan genes were affecting his personality.
"Woah! When did you guys fly?!" Ranko's eyes were bugging out its sockets, so was Ranma's.
"Huh? Oh, you mean us. We've been doing this the entire time we were talking." Goku said.
"You-you mean these bodies can fly?" (Take you're pick of who said it, Ranma or Ranko, they're both amazed by this stunt you know.)
"You mean you can do ki-blasts and yet you can't levitate?" Vegeta was really starting to laugh his head.
"Hey! We only learned to use ki-blast by watching our rival!" fumed Ranko.
"Yeah, we were in a fight with him when we learned to use this kind of attack!" agreed Ranma.
"They're right you know Vegeta, I learned to use ki-blasts before I learned to fly too." Goku backed them up.
"All right Kakarot, first thing tomorrow I'll teach them how to fly."
"Who died and made you our sensei!?" Ranko was really getting angry at this, those saiyan genes were really having a different effect on Ranko then on Ranma.
"For you information onna," Vegeta hated being spoken to in this way "I am the Prince off all saiyans, and I can teach whoever I want!"
"We maybe saiyans now, but we weren't always saiyans we were humans!"
And so the argument continued on through the night...
Meanwhile, Goku and Ranma were going to hit the hay (pardon the pun), so they went of to the guide's hut and get settled in.
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A/N: So how'd ya guys like this chappie, reviews plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!
Read my profile to know what I'm talking about in my A/N in the beginning of this chap.
This limelie, Ja Ne!
I'm sorry for some grammatical errors; English isn't exactly what you call my first language.
Arigato mosaimasu mina-san for the reviews!!!
Oh before I forget, I changed the category from Action/Adventure/Angst to A/A/Humor, so there's gonna be some OOCness! You have been warned!
On with the fic!
Disclaimer: Never owned it. Never will.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Last Time...
"Now you two aliens."
"WHAAAAAAAAAT!!!" the two Ranmas yelled in unison.
And so it continues...
"What do you mean we're now aliens!?" , as if on cue, Vegeta blasted the door down.
"Who-who are you?" the guide stammered in fear of getting blasted into oblivion. (I'm evil, hehe)
Then the guide faints. (I finally got rid of him. MWAHAHAHA!)
"I'm Prince Vegeta, prince of all saiyans; this third-class baka over here is Kakarot."
"Hi! And please call me Goku; I'm more comfortable with it than my saiyan name!" He added cheerily. (duh)
Ranma and Ranko sweatdrop.
"Ooooooookayyyyyy. This is here is Ranko, and I'm Ranma. What do you mean by saiyans? I'd be glad to know what they are, and why the hell I have a tail."
"What we'd like to know is why you don't know what a saiyans is."
"It's a long story, and even if we told you, you wouldn't even believe us." said Ranko.
"Try me." said Vegeta with a low growl.
And so went Ranma and Ranko to tell their story of their horrible training trip, the Jusenkyo curse, the glomping fiancés, killer rivals, failed marriage, and how he ran away to get cured.
"Wow, and I thought I had it bad." said Goku in amazement of what he just heard.
"Now could you tell us what a saiyans is?" curiously asked Ranko.
"Saiyans are a warrior race, which is supposed to extinct, we were enslaved by a Planet Trader called Frieza, and he told us that if we don't do what he tells us, he would destroy our planet, Vegeta-sei. Now that all said, I would like to know how you got your tails." Vegeta was really getting impatient after explaining all this.
"W-what do you mean we, don't tell me you are, what ya call saiyans, you don't even have tails?" asked Ranma.
Of course, this made Vegeta furious.
"I GOT MY TAIL CUT OF BY THIS THIRD CLASS BAKA! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!"
"We used to be one person, but we fell into a Jusenkyo spring that split me into two people. I was shocked to see myself, and fainted into another spring; now it's permanent, we can't merge in to one anymore. And before you ask why we're different genders, it's 'cuz of the curse we had before this."
"You're saying that those springs out there made you saiyans!?" (I'll let you're imagination go free here and decide who said it, hehe, writer's block.)
"Uh, yeah, I guess."
"Yay! We can get our tails back! Woohoo." Goku starts to do a little dance.
"Ooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyy... Why do want you're tails back anyways." Obviously confused Ranko asked.
"With our tails back we're more powerful than without it (tail)." Explained Vegeta.
"So you're saying that we're much stronger than before?" Ranma asked while doing a kata to test it.
"Wow! You're right! I am stronger and faster than before! Hey Ranko, why don't we spar outside, I wanna try this new found strength of ours!"
"Sure! I really wanna learn more about our new curse; it really doesn't seem that bad!"
They both exited the hut.
Meanwhile... inside...
"Kakarot, we need to find those springs and get our tails back; and then we get our brats and mates do get do jump into the springs and become pure blooded saiyans."
"Uh, 'Geta, are you sure we need to find those springs by ourselves, we could always ask Ranma or Ranko where the springs are."
"Uh, okay; and don't call me 'Geta!"
"Sure Veggie!" Goku chirped.
Then they both exited the hut.
With Ranma and Ranko...
"MOKO TAKABISHA!" Ranma had just fired his confidence ki-blast when he heard a voice from underneath.
"Hiryushoten Ha!" Ranko thought she had just blasted Ranma, but when the dust cleared all she just saw was Ranma a bit fazed, but nonetheless held his ground.
"W-why didn't it blast you into LEO?" she was more than shocked.
"I don't know, it seems that our new form can withstand more attacks than our previous ones."
A clap was heard from the background, it was from Vegeta who floating to the scene alongside Goku.
"Well said Ranma, I never thought you would get used to your new body this easily." He (Vegeta) said half-amused and half-amazed.
On the other hand, Goku was more amazed than Vegeta.
"Yeah, you guys were great considering you've only had this form for a few hours!"
"Well, uh, thanks." Ranma smiled sheepishly; obviously these saiyan genes were affecting his personality.
"Woah! When did you guys fly?!" Ranko's eyes were bugging out its sockets, so was Ranma's.
"Huh? Oh, you mean us. We've been doing this the entire time we were talking." Goku said.
"You-you mean these bodies can fly?" (Take you're pick of who said it, Ranma or Ranko, they're both amazed by this stunt you know.)
"You mean you can do ki-blasts and yet you can't levitate?" Vegeta was really starting to laugh his head.
"Hey! We only learned to use ki-blast by watching our rival!" fumed Ranko.
"Yeah, we were in a fight with him when we learned to use this kind of attack!" agreed Ranma.
"They're right you know Vegeta, I learned to use ki-blasts before I learned to fly too." Goku backed them up.
"All right Kakarot, first thing tomorrow I'll teach them how to fly."
"Who died and made you our sensei!?" Ranko was really getting angry at this, those saiyan genes were really having a different effect on Ranko then on Ranma.
"For you information onna," Vegeta hated being spoken to in this way "I am the Prince off all saiyans, and I can teach whoever I want!"
"We maybe saiyans now, but we weren't always saiyans we were humans!"
And so the argument continued on through the night...
Meanwhile, Goku and Ranma were going to hit the hay (pardon the pun), so they went of to the guide's hut and get settled in.
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A/N: So how'd ya guys like this chappie, reviews plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!
Read my profile to know what I'm talking about in my A/N in the beginning of this chap.
This limelie, Ja Ne!