Animoof

This idea came to me a while back with one of my friends. We originally were going to make various characters from anime shows play sports. But ever since I started writing my one songfic story I have come to love the idea of my enchanted boom box. So instead of sports we have anime characters prancing around to any old song I feel like writing up. I'll also probably use a lot of the same songs as my other fic. For this chapter I think I'll use my classic opening song. So everyone give the guys from Saint Seiya a big hand as they perform the song men in tights. Oh by the way since I'm lazy of thinking up ways to have people push the play button I introduce a group of characters I call the Gaia girls (characters made up by me and a couple of friends.) Kaida, Kasumi, Clarissa, and Shadow. They will go around from anime show to anime show and torment the characters by pushing the play button. Other than that they stay hidden.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Saint Seiya or the song. I own the enchanted boom box though.

"So why are we doing this again Kaida?" Kasumi looked over at her blue haired friend who was holding a small boom box under one arm and grinning manically.

"Because I'm bored and this should prove to be fun." Was the only reply Kasumi got before the two girls had to jump into an alleyway to avoid being seen by the five men that walked past. Kaida had to clamp a hand over her mouth to stifle the laughter boiling up inside her. Putting the boom box down she put a CD in and pushed the play button. For a second nothing happened then all of a sudden music blared out onto the street. Everyone stopped to look around for the source of the music. Of course every ones eyes were quickly drawn to the five men who had formed a line and were suddenly dressed in their cloths.

"We're men! We're men in Tights. We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in Tttiiights. We rob from the rich and give to the pour that right! We may look like sissies. But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights. One of the knights punches some random guy. We're men! We're men in tights. Always on guard defending the people's rights!

The five knights then joined into one big cancan line and start to dance the cancan. "Laaa la la la la la la. La la la la la la la la la. La la la la la." Shun and Seiya were swung around on the other knights' shoulders. "La la la la la la la la!!!!" Back to their original row now.

"We're men! Manly Men! We're men in tights! Yessss!" Insert very gay move and gay slur. "We roam around the forest looking for fights. We're men! We're men in tights. We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right! We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong or we'll put out your lights." Another random guy gets a punch in the face. "We're men! Men in Tights! Tight Tights!" All of the knights pull up their pants while singing in higher pitched voices. "Always on guard defending the peoples rights!! When you're in a fix just call for the men in Tttiiiggghhhtttsss!!! We're Butch!" All the knights now pose in "manly" posses.

Once the song was over Kasumi sighed and pushed the stop button. Kaida was rolling around on the ground holding her sides and laughing hysterically. Of course a few other people were doing that as well so she wasn't noticed. All five knights were looking around and at each other incredibly confused.

"Dudes what just happened there?" Hyouga asked as he got control of his vocal cords first.

"I don't know but whatever it was I do not want to go through it again." Seiya responded looking down to see that he was back in his regular clothes. "Hey weren't we just in our cloths?" He looked at the other bewildered. This caused the other to look down and see that they were in their regular clothing.

Ok now the random people on the street had gotten over the incident and were giving the five knights a lot of room some would look at them and burst out laughing again. Of course one person continued to laugh and didn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. Looking over at the source of the laughter the knights could see two girls. One with silvery hair stood over another with blue hair who happened to be leaning against a building holding her sides and laughing. The silver haired one sensing their looks turned and looked back at them before whispering something to her laughing companion. The blue haired one looked up at the knights but ended up laughing again when she did. With a sigh the silver haired one grabbed a small boom box and her friends arm. Whispering something else the two girls disappeared in a swirl of smoke.

Looking at each other the knights decided that they had had enough of what it was that just happened and went back to what they had been doing before they had burst into song and dance.

Authors note: Ok I know, really short. The chapter lengths though will vary depending on the length of the song. You can look forward to more and more insanity soon. Oh and I have a list of animes that will most likely be tormented more than others. Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, Saint Seiya, (don't think that they will get off with just this oh no more to come) and maybe some DragonBall Z.