Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, blah blah blah.

Note: This isn't as funny as my other YGO fic, but, what the heck, read it anyway.

"You listen to me, Mokuba," said Seto Kaiba as calmly as he could.

"Yeah?" said Mokuba innocently.

"Don't talk to strangers," said Seto.

"Okay," said Mokuba.

"No matter what," said Seto.

"Uh-huh," said Mokuba, still innocently.

"Even if they offer you candy," said Seto.

"Right," said Mokuba.

"Or puppies or cards or anything you may or may not want," said Seto, now shaking a finger at his younger brother.

"Yeah," said Mokuba.

"Because I don't want you getting kidnapped and possessed again. It's happened like four times already. I'm tired of it," said Seto, determined to say everything on his mind.

"Don't worry," said Mokuba, a smile playing on his lips. "I'll be careful."

Seto, sensing that he finally got his point through, said "Okay, Mokuba, you can go play in the playground now." Mokuba ran off screaming "Yay!" Seto rubbed his eyes with his hands. Maybe he's finally learned his lesson, he thought. He looked up in time to see Mokuba talking to a man whose head was sticking out of a car window.

"Mokuba!" yelled Seto. "What have I just told you about talking to strangers?!"

"Oh this isn't a stranger," said Mokuba. "This is just some guy I don't know." Then the guy he didn't know grabbed him and drove off.

Seto slapped his forehead with his hand. "Not again . . . ."

Then he saw a woman running across the street toward him. It was Tea.

"I just saw what happened!" she said, looking quite frightened. "Don't you worry, Kaiba, we'll do whatever it takes to find him!"

"Oh, I'm not worried-"

"If we stick together through our friendship, then there's nothing we can't do!" said Tea.

"But he'll be fine-" Seto stopped abruptly when Tea began to cry. "Look," he said. "Mokuba will be okay, he's always okay, this show is rated G-"

"D-don't w-w-worry, Kaiba, I m-may be crying, b-but these are t-t-tears of friendship!" she cried.

"Oh, shut up," said Seto.

End

Epilogue

Mokuba got possessed, attacked Yugi, dueled with him, Yugi won, Mokuba was safely recovered, and Tea cried "t-tears of j-j-joy."

Well, what do you think? If you kinda liked this, then you'll love my other story, "Yugi States the Obvious."