Animoof 4
This is harder than it looks
Author's note:
Ok this story is now officially evil, I have only a certain amount of anime's to pick from because of limited money and really slow internet connection. Not to mention the selection of Manga and Anime around where I live is less than large. So I'm pretty much going to cycle through a few throwing in random ones as I go. I am so sorry Reaka I would love to write a Ruroni Kenshin chapter for you but I have only ever read a little preview of it so I wouldn't know what I'm writing about. Anyway I decided that I would write this chapter about Inu Yasha, though it is in a different setting from Of Wolves and Tights. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Shichinintai and Consequence Free. starts plotting to kidnap Bankotsu
"How the hell did we end up here exactly?" Kaida asked looking around feudal Japan.
"How should I know?" Kasumi grumbled as she looked around with Kaida.
"Well your the one using the warp spells ain't ya?" Clarissa asked still trying to get herself out of tree she had landed in when the four girls fell from the sky. Shadow was mysteriously absent.
"So? With Kaida's damned box where we go is random now. I have no clue where we are." Kasumi grumbled kicking a rock. Kaida just shrugged and looked down the road.
"Well at least we didn't go through time, look there's a tank rolling towards us!" Clarissa shouted pointing at the shape which as she said was rolling towards them.
"You call that a tank? I call that crap! Man who the hell puts saw blades on a tank? That's just unpracticle!" Kaida shouted stalking forward prepairing to give whoever was in that tank shit for the state of the tank. Kasumi and Clarissa just sighed and followed.
Clarissa grabbed the boom box and ran up behind them hoping to push the button before her friend could start tearing into whoever was driving that tank.
"What on earth! What on earth did you do to that poor man! Oh my god!"Kaida shouted realizing just what Ginkotsu was as he and the other Shichinintai got closer. Kasumi and Clarissa picked up speed and ran up next to her to see what she was shouting about. They too gawked seeing the semi man mostly tank thing in front of them.
"Hey cool! Let's call him Frank the Tank!"Kasumi shouted pointing and laughing. Kaida just turned her friend a weird look. The Shichinintai were giving the girls weird looks back.
"Ok how about we just get this over with and get you two back to a safe place." Clarissa said sweatdropping at her friends behaviors. Putting the boom box down she clicked the on button and sighed in relief when music came out. The Shichinintai practically jumped out of their skins at hearing the music.
"What's going on? Who are you girls?" Bankotsu asked jumping down from Ginkotsu.
"Heh,heh hamana hamana hamana...etc."Kaida said almost drooling now that she could see Bankotsu. Kasumi and Clarissa looked at her shocked. The men just blinked not understanding a word that just came out of her. Although the look she was giving Bankotsu was a bit universal and he just smirked. Clarissa was about to kick the boom box. What the hell was wrong with it? The music was playing but the spell wasn't working. Where were the lyrics? The people wouldn't sing till the lyrics came.
"Stupid piece of crap!"Clarissa shouted kicking the boom box. Ah there we go!
"Na Na Na Na Na Ne Na Na Na! Oh Na Na Na Na Na Ne Na Na Na!" The Shichinintai( The exception being Ginkotsu) all sang out together looking surprised. Kaida and Kasumi also jumped looking at Clarissa then at the boom box. Kaida snapped her fingers but sat down to enjoy the show.
"Wouldn't it be great if no one ever got offended? Wouldn't it be great to say what's really on your mind?" Suikotsu sang jumping down. Jakotsu sighed hearing the first line from him ready to pull out his serpent sword.
"I have always said all the rules are made for bending. And if I let my hair down would that be such a crime?" Renkotsu sang swinging around Ginkotsu.
"Wait that guy doesn't even have any hair!"Kaida said looking at Kasumi confused. Kasumi just shrugged. Clarissa laughed at that holding onto her ribs.
"I wanna be consequence free! I wanna be where nothing needs to matter! I wanna be consequence free just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Say na na na na na ne na na na" The men all sang together now causing the girls to clap during the brief musical break.
"I could really use to lose my Catholic conscience, cuz I'm sick of feeling guilty all the time." Jakotsu sang possibly better than the rest which made the girls snicker.
"I won't abuse it, Yeah I've got the best intentions. For a little bit of anarchy but not the hurting kind."Bankotsu sang taking over the lead. Looking at the weapons the girls all snorted behind their hands at that last line.
"I wanna be consequence free! I wanna be where nothing needs to matter! I wanna be consequence free just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Oh na na na na na ne na na na!" The men were definitley getting better as the song went.
"I couldn't sleep at all last night, cause I had so much on my mind. I'd like to leave it all behind, but you know it's not that easy" Suikotsu sang getting knowing nods from the other men. The girls just looked at each other confused.
" Oh for just one night. Wouldn't it be great, if the band just never ended. We could stay out late and we would never hear last call!" Renkotsu sang holding up his little bottle thingy the others joining him in a quick laugh. The girls all rolled their eyes at that.
"We wouldn't need to worry about approval or permission, we could- slip off the edge and never worry bout the fall!" Jakotsu sang swinging around Ginkotsu's torso part. Kaida shivered a bit at that looking pale and Kasumi just laughed.
" I wanna be consequence free. I wanna be where nothing needs to matter. I wanna be consequence free. Just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Oh na na na na na ne na na na!Na na na na na ne na na na!" The men all sang again ending with poses. The girls all laughed and clapped standing up. Clarissa fell down about three seconds after she stood up though pointing and laughing at Renkotsu.
The men all snapped out of the spell when Kaida pushed the stop button still snickering. Walking towards them Bankotsu reached for his halberd. The girls all looked at each other and nodded. Standing close they waved and disappeared in a swirl of black magic. The Shichinintai all looked at where the mysterious girls had been before shrugging and continuing on.
End Authors Note:
Ok yes I know probably not that good but eh I'm having major writers block with this story because it's just random no plot for it. I guess you can all guess which one of the gaia girls is mine now hm? If you can't then read over the first authors not again then the story.grabs a lasso and catches Bankotsu Into the pen you go! Hey where did Ginta and Hakaku go?! ( little inside joke for my friends reading this)
This is harder than it looks
Author's note:
Ok this story is now officially evil, I have only a certain amount of anime's to pick from because of limited money and really slow internet connection. Not to mention the selection of Manga and Anime around where I live is less than large. So I'm pretty much going to cycle through a few throwing in random ones as I go. I am so sorry Reaka I would love to write a Ruroni Kenshin chapter for you but I have only ever read a little preview of it so I wouldn't know what I'm writing about. Anyway I decided that I would write this chapter about Inu Yasha, though it is in a different setting from Of Wolves and Tights. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the Shichinintai and Consequence Free. starts plotting to kidnap Bankotsu
"How the hell did we end up here exactly?" Kaida asked looking around feudal Japan.
"How should I know?" Kasumi grumbled as she looked around with Kaida.
"Well your the one using the warp spells ain't ya?" Clarissa asked still trying to get herself out of tree she had landed in when the four girls fell from the sky. Shadow was mysteriously absent.
"So? With Kaida's damned box where we go is random now. I have no clue where we are." Kasumi grumbled kicking a rock. Kaida just shrugged and looked down the road.
"Well at least we didn't go through time, look there's a tank rolling towards us!" Clarissa shouted pointing at the shape which as she said was rolling towards them.
"You call that a tank? I call that crap! Man who the hell puts saw blades on a tank? That's just unpracticle!" Kaida shouted stalking forward prepairing to give whoever was in that tank shit for the state of the tank. Kasumi and Clarissa just sighed and followed.
Clarissa grabbed the boom box and ran up behind them hoping to push the button before her friend could start tearing into whoever was driving that tank.
"What on earth! What on earth did you do to that poor man! Oh my god!"Kaida shouted realizing just what Ginkotsu was as he and the other Shichinintai got closer. Kasumi and Clarissa picked up speed and ran up next to her to see what she was shouting about. They too gawked seeing the semi man mostly tank thing in front of them.
"Hey cool! Let's call him Frank the Tank!"Kasumi shouted pointing and laughing. Kaida just turned her friend a weird look. The Shichinintai were giving the girls weird looks back.
"Ok how about we just get this over with and get you two back to a safe place." Clarissa said sweatdropping at her friends behaviors. Putting the boom box down she clicked the on button and sighed in relief when music came out. The Shichinintai practically jumped out of their skins at hearing the music.
"What's going on? Who are you girls?" Bankotsu asked jumping down from Ginkotsu.
"Heh,heh hamana hamana hamana...etc."Kaida said almost drooling now that she could see Bankotsu. Kasumi and Clarissa looked at her shocked. The men just blinked not understanding a word that just came out of her. Although the look she was giving Bankotsu was a bit universal and he just smirked. Clarissa was about to kick the boom box. What the hell was wrong with it? The music was playing but the spell wasn't working. Where were the lyrics? The people wouldn't sing till the lyrics came.
"Stupid piece of crap!"Clarissa shouted kicking the boom box. Ah there we go!
"Na Na Na Na Na Ne Na Na Na! Oh Na Na Na Na Na Ne Na Na Na!" The Shichinintai( The exception being Ginkotsu) all sang out together looking surprised. Kaida and Kasumi also jumped looking at Clarissa then at the boom box. Kaida snapped her fingers but sat down to enjoy the show.
"Wouldn't it be great if no one ever got offended? Wouldn't it be great to say what's really on your mind?" Suikotsu sang jumping down. Jakotsu sighed hearing the first line from him ready to pull out his serpent sword.
"I have always said all the rules are made for bending. And if I let my hair down would that be such a crime?" Renkotsu sang swinging around Ginkotsu.
"Wait that guy doesn't even have any hair!"Kaida said looking at Kasumi confused. Kasumi just shrugged. Clarissa laughed at that holding onto her ribs.
"I wanna be consequence free! I wanna be where nothing needs to matter! I wanna be consequence free just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Say na na na na na ne na na na" The men all sang together now causing the girls to clap during the brief musical break.
"I could really use to lose my Catholic conscience, cuz I'm sick of feeling guilty all the time." Jakotsu sang possibly better than the rest which made the girls snicker.
"I won't abuse it, Yeah I've got the best intentions. For a little bit of anarchy but not the hurting kind."Bankotsu sang taking over the lead. Looking at the weapons the girls all snorted behind their hands at that last line.
"I wanna be consequence free! I wanna be where nothing needs to matter! I wanna be consequence free just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Oh na na na na na ne na na na!" The men were definitley getting better as the song went.
"I couldn't sleep at all last night, cause I had so much on my mind. I'd like to leave it all behind, but you know it's not that easy" Suikotsu sang getting knowing nods from the other men. The girls just looked at each other confused.
" Oh for just one night. Wouldn't it be great, if the band just never ended. We could stay out late and we would never hear last call!" Renkotsu sang holding up his little bottle thingy the others joining him in a quick laugh. The girls all rolled their eyes at that.
"We wouldn't need to worry about approval or permission, we could- slip off the edge and never worry bout the fall!" Jakotsu sang swinging around Ginkotsu's torso part. Kaida shivered a bit at that looking pale and Kasumi just laughed.
" I wanna be consequence free. I wanna be where nothing needs to matter. I wanna be consequence free. Just sing Na na na na na ne na na na!Oh na na na na na ne na na na!Na na na na na ne na na na!" The men all sang again ending with poses. The girls all laughed and clapped standing up. Clarissa fell down about three seconds after she stood up though pointing and laughing at Renkotsu.
The men all snapped out of the spell when Kaida pushed the stop button still snickering. Walking towards them Bankotsu reached for his halberd. The girls all looked at each other and nodded. Standing close they waved and disappeared in a swirl of black magic. The Shichinintai all looked at where the mysterious girls had been before shrugging and continuing on.
End Authors Note:
Ok yes I know probably not that good but eh I'm having major writers block with this story because it's just random no plot for it. I guess you can all guess which one of the gaia girls is mine now hm? If you can't then read over the first authors not again then the story.grabs a lasso and catches Bankotsu Into the pen you go! Hey where did Ginta and Hakaku go?! ( little inside joke for my friends reading this)