Animoof 5
Why I shouldn't be allowed to write fanfics
Authors note:
Ok yes I know it has been forever since I have updated any of these stories and I truly am sorry. I'm not gonna give excuses cause you're all probably seeing them left right and center so yeah just leave it at I haven't updated in forever. Anyway this chapter is a special dedication to a friend of mine. Though some of the stuff thrown in here is there for other friends.
"Mira, please, get out of the blood."Kasumi said with a sigh as she, Clarissa, and Kaida watched their friend Mirouka rolling around in the blood of the demon they had all just killed. They were still in feudal japan,looking for Shadow,and having stumbled upon another one of their friends had decided to have some fun and kill some demons just for the hell of it.
"Looks fun if you ask me."Kaida muttered from where she sat tied to a tree by bands of duct tape.
"Well we didn't ask you now don't make me pull out tapesaiga on you again."Kasumi said as she held up the tape covered Katana.(Long story short my brother had a katana, it broke, he duct taped it back together now it's called tapesaiga.We have given it the power to shoot out tape at people.)
"How the hell did you get that anyway?"Kaida asked as she worked on cutting through the tape with one of her many hidden daggers. Kasumi just shrugged and turned back to watching Mirouka playing in the blood.
"Yumy!"Mirouka shouted as she dipped her finger in the blood and then put her finger in her mouth licking the blood off. This of course had the other three girls looking green and made Mirouka laugh.
"You guys are so predictable some times!"Mirouka shouted over to them. Kasumi just shook her head and Clarissa was off in lalaland now looking up at the sky.
"That's lovely Mira but you may wanna look behind you." Kaida shouted out as they all watched Sesshomaru walk out of the bushes behind their friend.
Looking at the girls with his usual expression Sesshomaru walked forward till he was within easy speaking distance.
"So, you girls then, you are the ones who killed this demon?"He said more than asked and the girls all looked at each other oddly.Well all the girls except Mirouka was giving Sesshomaru a look of frank approval.
"Yeah, what of it?" Kasumi asked walking forward a stick in her hand.
"It is pitiful that it took four to defeat such a weak creature."Sesshomaru observed as he watched Kasumi taking a battle stance calmly.
"Who said it took all four? I just said we killed it, how do you know that I wasn't just speaking spunkily?" Kasumi asked finally getting a slight change of expression from Sesshomaru for her odd speech.
Kaida who had managed to free herself while they were talking had taken out,three guesses first two don't count, the enchanted boombox. Pushing the play button she wondered just what CD they had in there. Shrugging she looked over to see Sesshomaru was already beginning to show signs of being caught in the spell.
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes, an aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, dummy serve your own needs." Sesshomaru sang slowly at first picking up speed as he began to sing.
Kasumi laughed and pointed at Sesshomaru,Clarissa was still off in lalaland. Meg had decided to sneak up behind the guy a bucket of canary yellow hair dye in her hands.(Really best not to wonder where she got that.) Mirouka looked like she had her bubble burst.
"Feed it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladderstart to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire in a fire, representing seven games, a government for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped." Sesshomaru sang quickly enough the the girls who were paying attention to his singing,well, girl really as Kasumi was the only one trying to know what he was singing, look confused as the words seemed to jumble together.
"Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched." Sesshomaru really seemed to be getting into singing to the song. Though he still wasn't moving aside from the singing.
"It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine."Sesshomaru finally started to move as he sang that though it was really only moving away from Kaida who was closing on him with the bucket of hair dye.
"Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.Light a votive, light a candle. Step down, step down." Sesshomaru was running as he sang now Kaida hot on his trail the hair dye up and over her head so she could dump it on his head.
"Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,offer me alternatives and I decline." Sesshomaru sang as he and Kaida ran circles around the now very attentive audience who were really just watching to see who would win the race.
"It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine." Sesshomaru's demon speed was being seriously slowed by both the boombox and his need to be constantly looking behind him to see how close Kaida was.
"The other night I dreamt of knives, continentaldrift divide. Mountains sit in a line, LeonardBernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and LesterBangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? "Sesshomaru sang and suddenly he and Kaida paused.
"RIGHT!"The girls all shouted. Then the race was on again.
"It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fineIt's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it.It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"Sesshomaru stopped to pose for the end of the song giving Kaida the advantage she needed to catch up to him and dump the bucket over his head.
Laughing at her success Kaida danced around doing a mixture between a happy dance and victory dance. Kasumi sighed grabbed onto Kaida's collar as she danced near. Dragging her over to Mirouka she waited for Clarissa to grab the boombox. Using another warp spells the girls vanished by the time Sesshomaru pulled the bucket off his head.
End Authors note:
Ok I gotta stop using Great Big Sea songs. I promise the next chapter of one of my song stories will have a different group. Anyway this chapter is written in part to my friend Cobra Strife, the whole demon blood thing is for my friend Alex Summers. Oh and I haven't done this for a while so here is a You might be an Inu Yasha fan if.
You might be and Inu Yasha fan if....
You replace the sounds your computer normally makes with Inu Yasha sound bites.(Guilty)