Well I'm here again today I got bored in geography and wrote 4 new fics ya 4 CRAZYNESS. You all remember my ever wonder when you love pietro too much but what about all the others so I wrote one on lance.

Disclaimer I don't own them you know that if I did I wouldn't be writing a fan fiction I'd be writing a TV show now wouldn't I?

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You grew a mullet

You wear a fish bowl on your head

You get pissed when people call it a salad bowl

Try to shake the world until you get a headache and pass out

When you wake up complain about how close you were

Rub your Adams apple when you think about it hahah have you seen the shadow dance ep.?

Call the girl you like pretty kitty bonus if it's a guy

Realize what a pun lances name is

Lance Alvers

Alvers lance

Avalanche I think you know what I'm getting at here

Make stupid rock puns every chance you get

Throw a chair at the kid who thinks he's pietro

Hit the kid who thinks he's pietro with a chair

Wear a brown vest black tee shit and jeans every day of your life

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ok that was insanly short got any ideas tell me

Who should I do next I already have pyro Todd and remy but who else its your choice??