1Disclaimer: Frodo is Tolkien's "Celebrity" is Brad Paisley's
"Ringbearer"
I'm going to be the ringbearer.
Am I frightened, well, yes.
These day I really should be
'Cause Sauron doesn't rest.
Can't wait to get off to Mordor.
Can't wait to kill an orc.
Can't wait to hide from a Nazgul
on its beast like a stork.
'Cause when you're the Ringbearer,
it's adios the Shire.
No matter what you do,
Someone's after you
just 'cause you've got the ring.
I can throw a major fit
if the wizard isn't just where I like it.
They say I've gone insane,
I blame it on the ring
and all that comes with it.
Just being the Ringbearer.
I get to cry to Samwise Gamgee
'bout everything I hate.
I get to sneak into Mordor
'cause Gollum won't take the gate.
Go to the mountain of fire,
let Sam carry me up,
finally get the ring in
and the eagles lift us off.
Cause when you're the Ringbearer,
it's adios the Shire.
No matter what you do,
Someone's after you
just 'cause you've got the ring.
I find good in Gollum
even though he bites my finger off.
When he goes down the drain
I blame it on the Ring
and say it's just so tough
just being the Ringbearer.
Let's hitch up the boats and head out West
to the land of fun and sun
Be a real world elf or stowaway Hobbit.
hey, hey, Valinor, here we come.
Cause when you're the Ringbearer,
it's adios the Shire.
Yeah the Ringbearer
Where's my life jacket?