Naruto's Halloween Special Extravaganza!!!
Frappacinochic: Hiya, howdy, Hello, hi, hey. Aloha, Konnichi wa, Hola! Hallo! Good morning, good day, good afternoon, Ohayo Gozaimasu, Guten Morgen, bienvinidos, welcome, -
Rebel Mission: Dude, shut up already!
Frappacinochic: But...but..I was just welcoming...our guests.. Sniff
Rebel Mission: (Glares)
Frappacinochic: (Lip Quivers)
Rebel Mission: -- (- A/N: Thats suppose to be a face, but its not working) (sigh) Alright, I'm sorry. But thats enough for now, okay?
Frappy: Okie dokie hokie pokie mokie fokie!! Anyways, Hi I'm Frappacinochic aka Frappy! My friend here is Rebel Mission, and she is my best friend! She doesn't like anime (GASP) but I'm forcing her here against her own will. Has anyone ever read stuff from Vicious Misft? Thats me, I just can't remember the account. It's been a couple years, and RM is still at my side. Awwwww....
Rebel Mission: Besides, You were how old when you made that account? Those stories were rediculous.
Frappy: I...I...I thought they were funny at the time!
Rebel Mission: Well they arent! I certainly didn't laugh!
Frappy: Really? Not even a chuckle?
Rebel Mission: (shakes head)
Frappy: A titter?
Rebel Mission: --;;
Frappy: ....
Rebel Mission: ....?
Frappy: ....
Rebel Mission: .....What?
Frappy: Start the fic already!
Rebel Mission: Oh, right! Thats my job! (Ahem) Frappy does NOT own any of these characters. Masashi Kishimoto does. The only person she owns is...sigh...me...and the plot.
Frappy: (Claps hands together) Begin! (A/N: Sorry if the characters are ooc. The fic is totally of topic from the anime/manga and may contain plenty of stupidity. This is my first Naruto fic, so be gentle. Don't flame! You've been warned!)
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(NARUTO FICCY BEGINS!!!)
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Naruto: (sigh) Damnit, why do we bother showing up so early? He's always late!
Sakura: Oh shut up. Besides, he sounded excited on the phone, so it's no surprize we would show up early.
Sasuke: (mummbles) I wonder what he wants.
The three students sat idly in a small classroom as other students arrived, filling up the desks.
Kiba: (grunts) I have other things to do.
Shikamaru: This is so troublesome..
Ino: Quit your bitchin'!
Kakashi: Ahem...
Kakashi was joined with Asuma, Anko, Kurenai and Iruka as the students hushed.
Naruto: YOUR LATE!!!
Kakashi: (Whining) It's not my fault!
Iruka: (folded his arms) We were going to be here already but NOOOOOOOOOOOO, the girls had to put on their makeup!
Kurenai and Anko: --;; (Glares)
Naruto: Whatever! But spit it out already! What is so damned important to bring us here on a weekend??
Iruka: (Grinning widely) This month is October. Do you know what that means??
Naruto: Gasp!! They are giving away free ramen at Ichiraku!
Kakashi: Nope. Guess again.
Sakura: They moved Valentine's day?
Anko: Oo Why would they do that??
Shino: This month is dedicated to bugs?!
Lee: Big eyebrows are in?
Sasuke: A dead Itachi?
Ino: We're finally having prom and the girls get to ask the guys and the guys HAVE to say yes when asked by a girl!!
Asuma: SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!! shutupshutupshutupshutup!! I need a cigarette break! (Dashes out the door)
Teachers: Uhhh... Oo -- --;;
Chouji: They invented a new kind of chip??
Shikamaru: You decided that this school is too troublesome so your letting us free??
Kakashi: No!!
Iruka: (Happily as though non of this fazed him) Halloween is coming!
Students: ??? Halloween???
Iruka: Halloween is a special holiday where you get to dress up as whatever you want for one whole day. And late at night, there are always parties, and kids go door to door to collect candy. That part is called "Trick of Treating".
Sakura: Why "Trick or treating" ?
Iruka: When you go to people's houses, you say "Trick or treat!" then the people can either decide to give you candy or make you perform a trick to earn it.
Chouji: Thats my kind of holiday!
Shikamaru: Dress up? Why in the hell would we do that??
Iruka: Good question! Back in the day of Halloween, people thought evil spirits would come and snatch their souls, so they figured if they dressed up scarier than the spirits, it would ward them away. And as for the candy thing, they gave away personal posessions to protect family because they feared if they didn't give them something, they would take away their first born daughter.
Naruto: What if you didn't have a daughter?
Iruka: (Shrugging) Then they'd take a son.
Naruto: What if you didn't have a son?
Iruka: Then they'd take your spouse?
Naruto: What if you weren't married?
Iruka: THEN THEY WOULD TAKE YOU!!!
Kakashi: I'll take it from here.
Anko and Kurenai grab Iruka flairing and screaming about "All the stupid questions!" and take him out of the classroom.
Kakashi: Anyways, the point of bringing you here isn't to just announce the upcoming holiday. This year, it'll be Konohagakure's first year to participate in this holiday. And it'll be the academy's first time to be in the Halloween's annual scare fest.
Tenten: (raises an eyebrow) Annual scare fest?
Kakashi: (Nodding) Academies from other countries have been in this, now we're joining. The students decorate the academy in the most creative scary way possible. For a full week, everyone will visit different academies. For instance, we will travel to the mist, sand, sound etc. to see what they have and they will see ours. Then us jounins vote and award the winning academy.
Naruto: WHAT DO WE WIN WHAT DO WE WIN!?!?!?
Kakashi: Thats a surprize! So now, we need you students to come up with a theme and then start decorating. You have until the last week of the month, so hurry up with the thinking! You are excused now!
Before the kids could bombared him with questions, he disappeared quickly.
Sakura: We should do something cute!
Ino: We should make a zoo!
Sasuke: Where would we get animals??
Kiba: Hell no! It would upset Akamaru!
Shino: I wanna make an ant farm!!!
All: .....
Shino: OO Oo oo -- ......(pouts) fine...
Naruto: Now that that is settled, I want to make an ichiraku!!
Sakura: FORGET IT!
Ino: Ooh ooh, pin the kunai on the Sakura?
Sakura: Ino punching bags?!
Hinata: I...I...I like.. Na...na...Naruto-kun's idea....
Shikamaru: I got it!
All: What?
Shikamaru: Lets make an arcade!
Shino: Where would we get all the games? And the money to get them??
Chouji: People get hungry playing games
Naruto: WHICH IS WHY WE NEED A RAMEN BAR!!
Shikamaru: FINE! A ramen bar it is! We will have an arcade a-
Naruto: And a ramen bar
Shikamaru: AND a ramen bar, and I know just were to get the money!
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(END)
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Frappy: Too long? Too short? I bet it wasn't that funny, but I had to get the story going, so it'll get better as I go along, mmkay?
Rebel Mission: (Hums Mr. Mackey's "It's easy, Mmkay?" song from South Park)
Frappy: My brother should be joining us on the next chapter, so it should be fun!
Rebel Mission: (stops singing) Your...your brother?? Oo WHYYYY?!?!
Frappy: Because your no fun!
Rebel Mission: Come here and say that again! (Jumps up and runs after Frappy)
Frappy: Ack! Crazy person!! Heeeeeeeeeelllppp!!!
Rebel Mission: Get your ass over here!! (Bewilderment in her eyes)
Frappy: Bye everyone!! See you next time!!
(Review please! I want to know if there is a point in writing any more)