(DUDE! This sucks! Just yesterday, I was doing great with the story, but for some reason, fanfiction won't do the little star things on my actions and the faces dont turn out...Grrrrr)
Frappy: Well, I decided to make a chapter two, since I'm not going anywhere! I'm in a writing mood.
Rebel Mission: And a talkative mood, too.
Frappy: When am I not?? Well, here is my brother! Drum roll please.
....cricket...cricket.....
Frappy: ....oo...uhhhh.....
Rebel Mission: (blows nose in tissue) What?
Frappy: Where is my brother?
Rebel Mission: Oh, him. About that. He is playing Risk with his friend.
Rebel Mission: What do you want me to do?
Frappy: Thats it! (storms away from computer, out the front door, down the parking lot, up the stairs, and pounds on door)
Rebel Mission: Uhh...well, while Frappy-chan is gone...I guess...I will have to entertain you for a little bit. (Screaming is heard from down the way) Oo!! --;
Frappy: (Heard faintly) I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAD TO BE HERE!!
Brother: GO AWAY!!!!
Rebel Mission: Sometimes I really wonder.... Anywho, so uhhh....whats new in your shoe? I've been Frap's best friend for the last eleven years. Amazing, huh? How I can live with the freak? (Seriously though, Frap has some issues to deal with. She thinks she can SING) SoooOoo...Hey, have you been to HappyTreeFriends.com? My favorite place in the world..Not so happy as it is demented, but I think Frappy belongs there.
Frappy: (stomps inside with brother in tow) YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FATHER KIDS!!!
Rebel Mission: Damn..Oo Girl's got issues...(What did I tell you?)
Frappy: Okay, I'm back. Sorry about the wait, I hope Rebel was nice to you. My brother Moosey Fate is here by my side and done playing Risk.
Moosey Fate: Hi...
Frappy: (he's an Invader Zim fan. So am I. GIR is my favorite. Then Gaz) AnYwAyS!!! Anything special you want to say, Moosey?
Moosey Fate: ..........................................
Frappy: I said SAY SOMETHING SPECIAL!!
Moosey Fate: NOT THE JACKET!! NOOOOOOoooOOOooOoOOOOOoooo!!!!
Rebel Mission: Oo. You forgot to take your meds, didn't you?
Moosey Fate: NnnnNOPE!! Wait...Yes...errr....No!! Yes, no, maybe so!!!
Frappy: On with the show!!
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FIC BEGINS!!!
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Iruka: An arcade, eh?
Shikamaru: Yeah. But the problem is...we need a little money..
Iruka: (Nods) Of course. How much are we talking?
Shikamaru: About a quarter of a million dollars.
The door is slammed in Shikamaru's face.
Naruto: (folds his arms) Now what, smarty?
Shikamaru: Shut up! Lets see you get some money for this stupid thing!
Naruto: OKAY!
Meanwhile
Hinata: So..I was hoping...you could lend us some money. Please daddy? (Pouts lips, makes puppy eyes..you know, the works)
Her father Hiashi cant resist and surrenders a whole frickin' load of money to Hinata and Neji.
Hinata: Thank yoooooouuuuu!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Phew, all this wandering around asking for pledges and donations is hard work. But I got alot of money.
Ino: Not as much as meee!! Since our flower shop is so popular, my parents let me take their week's profit.
Sakura: (sticks out toungue) Whoopdee damn doo! I'm still going to have the sexiest outfit there!
Ino: No, I am!
Sakura: I AM!! Ino: ME ME ME!!!Lee: Sakura-san!
Sakura and Ino: Eep!!
Lee: Sakura-san, are you having luck with the Halloween thing? Have you decided who you want to dress up as??
Sakura: (thinks thoughtfully)....hmmm....no. You?
Lee: I am going to be Frankenstein!
Sakura: Ehhh...
Ino: Who is Frankenstein?
Lee: A guy with cool eyebrows! Thats what!
Sakura: --; I don't think he was known for his eyebrows.
Lee: skips off well, see you there Sakura-san!
Ino: Say, we haven't picked out outfits yet, have we?
Sakura: No shit sherlock holmes.
Ino: Who??
Sakura: sigh Forget it dumbass!
DunNuNUNuhhhhhh!!
Shikamaru: I can't believe your doing this!
Naruto: Hey, I'm making money aren't I?? (Holding a cardboard sign that reads: Traveling, need money. Please help). (A small box is slowly being filled with money)
Shikamaru: (sighs) I guess I can help. (Takes down hair, slams mud in face and writes on another cardboard box) I'll be down the street a little way.
Naruto: (nods)
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Next school day
Kakashi: So, have you decided what to do?
Everyone: AN ARCADE!
Naruto: WITH A RAMEN BAR!
Kakashi: But an arcade is expensive!
Naruto: It's okay Kakashi-sensei. We raised money!
Kakashi: Oh?
Sakura: People were so kind as to donate!
Ino: My dad's shop gave me some money!
Hinata: My...my father gave...Neji and I some money...
Naruto: And me and Shikamaru pretended to be bums and got money!
All: Oo?? --;;
Shikamaru: Shut up!
Kakashi: (sighs) Well, how much?
Everyone starts counting their money that came up to almost half a million dollars
Kakashi: HOLY CRAP!!!
Students: (GRIN)
Kakashi: Well, it works. Soooooooooooooooooooo.................................
Students:.................................??
Kakashi: .........................................
Students: ..............Oo oO.........
Kakashi: ...........-
Students: WHAT?!!?!?!?!
Kakashi: Woah! No need to get hostile! (Shoves hands in pockets) But where are we going to get the arcade crap?? And the cooks for the ramen bar?
Students: Uhhh............
Kakashi:.................
Students: Hmmm.......................
Kakashi: ??.....................??
Students: (Thinking hard). Oowww...............................
Kakashi:......??¿¿??¿¿??¿¿
Students:...........
Kakashi:.....(sneeze)
Students: Ewww!! You sneezed in your mask!
Kakashi: Ehhh... --;; Did you think of anything yet?
Naruto: Well, lets hurry and get our asses to the nearest arcade and see what happens!
Chouji: Can we get something to eat while we are out?
Sasuke: Do we all have to go?
Shikamaru: Yeah, this is too troublesome.
Kiba: Akamaru could use a little fresh air, though. Plus Shino's bugs are making him itch real bad.
Shino: Thats what he gets for eating a potato bug..
Kiba: IT WAS ONE DAMNED BUG!!!
Shino: YOU WOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT IF MY BUG ATE YOUR DOG!!
Kiba: BUT A BUG CANT EAT MY DOG NOW CAN IT?!?!?!
Shino: YEAH-HUUUUUHHHHH!!!!
Kiba: Nuh-uhhhhh!!!!
Shino: GIME MY BUG BACK YOU DAMNED MUTT!!!
Akamaru: Groowwwwlll.....
Kakashi: Uhhh...(sweatdrop) --; To the arcade we go!
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END CHAPTER
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Frappy: Sorry for the short fic, but I'm getting tired. I've got work in the morning. I'll post a.s.a.p
Moosey Fate: Can I take over?
Frappy: No! Get your own fic! Back off!
Moosey Fate: But..-
Frappy: (swats Moosey on head with newspaper) No.
Moosey Fate: (Cries hysterically)
Frappy: Crybaby.
Rebel Mission: Dude, take it easy. He is your little brother.
Frappy: (Hits Rebel on head with newspaper)
Rebel Mission: (begins to shake, then cries)
Frappy: Hey! Dont do that! Stop it, your flooding my room!! AhhhH!!! I need a boat!
Rebel and Moosey: (Cries and cries and cries and cries and...)
Frappy: Duuuuddddeeesss, c'mon! I'm sorry! Uhh..uumm...I'll buy some Pocky or rollos!
Moosey Fate: (sits up straight) Pocky?!
Rebel Mission: (Stops crying) Rollos?
Moosey and Rebel: YAYYYYYY!!!
Frappy: Review!! And beware!!!
Rebel Mission: (slams face against screen, snot rolling down and tears staining face) I'm...so... scared....!!
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