(Beware, major ooc-ness. If you don't like it, dont read it. I will not tolerate flames. You may be honest and give constructive critizism and/or ideas/suggestions, but I will not stand and take your "This is a waste of time, this sux monkey balls" B.S. Thank you. )

Frappy: OMG!! Welcome back! I can't believe your still reading this!!

Rebel Mission: Oo Nor can I... DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LIFE?!!!

Frappy: Yes they do, which is why they are here. (nods in triumph)

Rebel Missions: That didn't make sense.

Moosey Fate: (Eating the Pocky Frappy got yesterday) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

Frappy: You like, Mossey?

Moosey: It's MOOSEY!! (Takes a gigantic bite of his chocolate pocky)

Rebel: Wha?! Why didn't I get any pocky?!

Moosey: (Talking with mouth full) Becuhz yo' rn't speshal!

Rebel: Special?!?

Frappy: (nods) Pocky only favors the special people

Rebel: You guys are too special for Pocky

Moosey: YOUR NOT SPECIAL AT ALL!!!! (Starts to cry)

Frappy: Ack, whats wrong??

Moosey: (pouting, screaming) The pocky is all gone!!!!!!!!!! (Turns box over and shakes vigoriously)

Frappy: OO....No.....more.....pocky??

Moosey: (Nods sadly)

Frappy: (Shakes....tears well up)

Moosey and Frappy: (Cries as they hug and comfort each other then run off to the nearest store)

Rebel: Rrrrrriiiiigggghhhttt.. Begin fic!!

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OH NO ASUMA!!!
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The students go to the nearest bus stop (Dont ask. I just think they need cars. Yeah, cars. Cool cars...And ugly ghetto ones for the kids to laugh at and egg).

Naruto: ARCADE! ARCADE!!

Shikamaru: Can you spell arcade?

Naruto: Du-uh!!

Shikamaru: Then do it..

Naruto:... R-Kaid!

All: ......ummm....

Shikamaru: You didn't spell it!!

Naruto: Did too!

Shikamaru: Did not!

Naruto: Did too!

Shikamaru: Did not!

Naruto: Did too!

Shikamaru: Did not!

Naruto: Did too!

Shikamaru: Did not!

Shino: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

Naruto: (mouths) did too

Shino: (Glares evily although you cant see it through his shades)

Shikamaru: (mutters) Did not..

Shino: IF YOU DONT SHUT UP, I'LL STUFF YOU FULL OF BUGS!! AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THOSE CUTE GARDEN ONES, EITHER!!!

Shikamaru: Cute garden ones?

Naruto: Is it that time of month for you or something?

Shino: THATS IT!!

Bugs are seen from nowhere and start chasing after a running Naruto

Naruto: Gaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: (slaps knee and laughing)

Kakashi: (sighs) Alright everyone, the bus is coming. Settle down.

Kurenai: C'mon Shino. Put the bugs down..

Shino: (pouting) Do I have to???

Sakura: Why are you guys here? (pointing to Kakashi and Kurenai)

Kakashi: Iruka, Asuma, Gai and Hayate will be here in a minute. We figured you guys would need some chaperones..

Naruto: (Flicking bugs off face) Why would we need you guys to babysit us??

Shikamaru: (pinches Naruto's cheek) So Kakashi-sensei can help fight off the bugs your oh-so scared of!

Naruto: Piss off, lazy ass jerk!

Shikamaru: Bite me! Bwhahahaha!!!

Sakura: (Looks up at screen at Frappy, Moosey and Rebel) What does this have to do with the story??

Frappy: Shutup and do what i tell you!!

Moosey: (Talking to Frappy) Can I go to the arcade?!

Frappy: Your not a character Kishimoto made

Moosey: But you can make anything happen! It's your fic!

Frappy: No! Now continue! (clap) (clap)

The jounins and genins/chuunins/nobodies gather on the bus and cheer happily about the arcade.

Asuma: We're not there to play (Takes a looooonnnngggggg drag from his cigarette)

Bus Driver: Umm, dude, smoking isn't allowed on the bus..

Asuma: Huh? This? Oh... (Looks longingly at the poor poor cigarette)....

Bus Driver: You gonna put it out?

Asuma: waves Yeah, yeah, just a minute (Takes another drag)

Bus driver: Sir...

Asuma: SHUT UP AND JUST DRIVE! IT'S YOUR JOB ISN'T IT?!

Bus Driver: It's also my job to make sure you follow the rules....sir...

Asuma: (Takes yet another long drag of the cigarette and puts it out on steering wheel) There. Happy?

The bus driver says something about Asuma being a douche bag and slams on the gas, sending Asuma toppling over.

FINALLY!!!

They arrive at the mall and cross the street to the arcade.

Kakashi: I'll go talk to someone about buying the items.

Naruto: Why ask when we can throw the money at them and take what they have?!

Sakura: It's all the wiring! We can damage their stuff! Then we'd put them out of business..

Chouji: Can you eat wiring??

All: .................Oo..........

Chouji: (Eating out of his potato chip bag only to realize its empty, so he eats the bag instead)

All: oO uummmm.........

Chouji: (Burp) (fart) (Booger)

Kakashi: (walks towards the students) Well, they told me how to order the stuff and I did it. It'll be at the academy in about a week.

Naruto: A week?! Damnit, thats too long!

Kakashi: Well, thats something your going to have to live with...

Naruto: Live with my ass!!

Sakura: That...sounded....really wrong...

Hinata: (Upset that Naruto didn't say that to her)

Neji: Your fate tells you that you will live alone. so NO ONE WILL LIVE WITH YOUR ASS!!

Hinata: (Thinking: I will live with him. And his ass) (Giggle)

Asuma lights up another cigarette, only to have a man quickly approach him

Manager: Excuse me, sir. Smoking is not allowed in the arcade facilities. You are allowed, however, to smoke outside by the lobby.

Asuma: (Takes a drag then exhales) I don't feel like going outside. It's cold and the wind will put it out.

Manager: Then I will have to kindly ask you to leave the arcade and go somewhere else that permits smoking. But this is a family smoking-free zone.

Asuma: Damnit, everywhere I go, people ask me to put out my cigarette! Well you know what, I would kindly appriciate you to just kiss my ass and tell people if they dont like to inhale my smoke, then to stop breathing!

Manager: Uh, sir, I'm trying not to be disrespectful but those are the rules. And please refrain from the language or I will have to kindly escort you out of the building.

Asuma: Escort this! (Holds up middle finger)

Anko: Asuma!

Kurenai: Asuma-kun!

All: GASP!

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FIN CHAPTER

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Frappy: What will happen now that Asuma caused a nasty fiasco with the arcade manager? Will their arcade idea work? Will everyone just GET ALONG?!?! And will Asuma be able to finish his cigarette in PEACE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Moosey: Say Moosey Fate!!! SAY MOOSEY FATE!!

Frappy: (sigh) Moosey Fate

Moosey: Oo....(blink Blink)... HORRAY!! (Clap clap clap)

Silence.......

Moosey: Where did Rebel go?

Frappy: She's uhh.....looks around ......I dunno..... YOOHOO, REBEL!!!

Rebel: (Hiding behind couch) Oh god, please dont find me, please don't find me! I don't want to be near her!

Frappy: Moosey.. Go find her.

Moosey: (Salutes) YaahhhooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goes out on desperate search

Frappy: When you find her, bring her to me. Her punishment will be severe.... ahahahaha! Mwehahahahaha! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (COUGHgagCOUGH)....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebel: (Still behind couch sweating bullets)

(Please review! Be honest, but DONT FLAME!! I have told you before, if you don't like the ooc-ness, then don't read it!)