I've been seeing alot of people doing this, soooo...perhaps I should too:

"(blahblah)" - represent an action

"[A/N]" - Sometimes, I forget to put A/N in it, so the bars should tell you when I'm piping up.

- These are obvious. Basically like "meanwhiles" or "later that day" or whatever you want to call it..

Oo oo OO -- --;; : These are faces that for some reason failed to appear correctly. So those are the eyes and stuff, so hopefully you get the picture

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Frappy: Welly well well well, I got reveiws already! That was fast. Thanks Max Knight, for liking my first chapter. And about the long author's notes. Gomen.

Moosey: Who cares about that right now!! Where is Rebel?!?!

Frappy: (shrugs) Dunno. (whistles) welllllll.....perhaps we should hurry this along. Reading back, I've realized how annoying it had become to read more author's notes than the story itself. SORRY READERS!!

Moosey: (Not paying attention) Maybe she's hiding in the fic. Heyyyyy, I wanna be in the fic, too!

Frappy: I SAID NO!!! And she's not hiding in the fic!! I may not own the characters, but the plot is all mine! Bwhahahahahahahahaha!!! (Sneaky disclaimer, ne?)

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FIC BEGIN
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Sakura: Asuma-sensei!! What are you doing?!

Naruto: What does that mean? (Hold up his middle finger and stares in wonder)

Sasuke: You mean you have used that before but you don't know what it means?

Naruto: Yeah. I thought it was a friendly thing that I shared with Iruka-sensei....

Asuma leaves to smoke the rest of his cigarette and the manager runs after him, screaming something about a lawsuit.

Manager: ...And Don't come back!!!

Asuma: I WON'T!!!!!! (Runs....Runs very far)

LATER

The students and teachers go to eat at a local McDonalds, and Asuma finally steps outside to smoke. Until....(A/N: They caught up with the poor guy)

Hippie: Dude, why do you want to smoke that thing?

Asuma: (Growls) Because I like it.

Hippie: But it doesn't give you a cool high.

Asuma: It works for me, damnit.

Hippie: (Pulls out a pipe from god knows where, following a lighter) C'mon man! Take a hit.

Asuma: No!

Hippie: Yes!

Asuma: No!

Hippie: Yes!

Asuma: No!

Hippie: Freakin' A' dude, just take a hit already!!

Asuma: (Running) NO!! I like my imported cigarettes!!!

The hippie desperatly tried to keep up with the running Asuma, holding out his pipe

MEANWHILE

Kakashi: (lower his head) I can't believe Asuma got us kicked out.

Anko: So what now? I doubt the manager will go through with our arcade work.

Naruto: Can we still have the ramen bar?! (Expressed in his most hopeful tone)

Shikamaru: (Glances at Naruto) Now why would we stick to YOUR idea just because mine failed?!

Shino: Then lets build the frickin' ant farm!!

All: NOOOOOOO!!!!! Oo

Shino: (Crosses his arms) Humph! You all are just a bunch of scardy cats! Thats it, you all fear bugs! Ahahahaha! Tremble as I unleash my most fearsome bug on you!

Kiba saunters back to the table and sits down with a pissed expression

Hinata: Whats wrong, Kiba-kun?

Kiba: I tried to order an onigiri but they kept staring then offering me a fucking cherry pie! I don't want a cherry pie!! Does a cherry pie resemble ANYTHING to a rice ball?! I don't think so!

Kakashi: What about an apple pie?

Kiba: THAT DOESNT WORK EITHER!!!!

Ino: (Taking a small bite from a fry) ...I know!!

All: What?

Ino: Lets have Shino use his bugs to rampage that arcade so we can steal their stuff with our awesome ninja techniques. Shikamaru, if he has to, can use his Shadow immitation to keep that dumb manager from trying to chase us away! Huh? Huh?

Everyone ponders this somehow genius yet idiotic plan that could possibly work. Honestly, they found this surprizing to hear from Ino. It was something Naruto would say. Their concentration broke off when Chouji started wheezing.

Iruka: Chouji, whats wrong?

Chouji signaled to his throat to symbolize that he was choking on his delicious five pound whopper with extra everything.

Gai: I'll save him! (Posing with a wide grin, causing a weird light to somehow reflect and gleam on his perfectly weird big white teeth)

Gai rushes over and kicks Chouji feircly in the belly, only to have the chunk of whopper fall a little further down his throat, blocking any hope and source for air.

Hayate: Baka! (Pushes Gai and performs the heimlic [Did I spell that right?])

Finally, the food is thrusted from Chouji and speeds across the room, hitting Lee in the eye.

Lee: MY PERFECTLY ROUND LONG EYELASHED EYEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Gai: Oh no! Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Sensei!

Gai: Oh Lee!

Lee is running around like a maniac trying to think of a way to return his freakishly round eyeball back to.....errmm..normal..?

Gai runs to the bathroom and grabs a whole roll of toilet paper (The WHOLE roll, the cardboard inside part and all) , soaks it in water and soap and shoves it in Lee's eye. Only to cause Lee more pain.

Lee: IT BURNS!!! THE SOAP IS MAKING THE MASTACATED MEAT BOIL WITH HEAT, SCARING MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE BEAST-LIKE EYE!!!

Gai: (ripping toilet paper away) Oh Lee!! (Grabs Lee and pulls him into the men's room)

Kakashi: (sweatdrops) Perhaps I should save Lee before his sensei accidently murders him.

All: (Nods in agreement)

Hayate: (Turns to Chouji) Are you okay?

Chouji: (Grasping the table edges with his hands, inhaling deeply) I. Am. Never. Going. To. Eat. Ever. Again. Never! Never ever, ever never never never ever! Never! [A/N The "never ever" thing is from "Kung Pow: Enter the fist. Hope it makes more sense if youve seen the movie. Actually, you dont really need to see the movie, its a dumb but funny part that just seemed to somehow fit. I'll shutup now].

All: (Gasps) NEVER EVER?!

Chouji: (whining) Ever never!

All: Wow....never ever...

Chouji: Never ever ever never never never ever!

Kurenai and Anko: WE GET THE POINT!

Kakashi comes back of the bathroom, holding a soaked Lee and Gai in tow apologizing vigoriously

Kurenai: What in the hell happened to you, Lee?

Kakashi: Gai stuck Lee's head in the toilet and flushing it hoping it would remove the meat.

Lee: Tainted....hic...meat.....yellow.....flush!...round...and..around it goes....

Kurenai: Did it work?

Gai: (Beaming) A little.

Kakashi: Why are you so proud?!

Anko: ummmm....lets find Asuma and get out of here.

Before leaving, Naruto smacks the back of Lee's head and whats left of the now nasty toilet infested meat hits the floor, and Akamaru swallows it up in one swift motion.

All: ewwwwww..... Oo

Kiba: What? He eats weirder crap all the time. In fact, this one time, he-

All: WE DONT NEED TO KNOW!!

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CHAPTER FOUR END

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Frappy: I hope this was better

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Frappy: FINE! I see how it is! No appriciation! See if I care!

Moosey: (Is gone)

Rebel: (Still hiding behind couch)

Frappy: (Is oblivious to this little factoid).......ummm.....review.....please...

(Sorry if this chapter was still too short for your liking, but my cousin is moving in with us and I have to start in cleaning out a room for her to stay in. It was totally last minute, and I'm one of those procastinators. Speaking of, I still have to do that journalism project for tomorrow. So sorry if I dont update soon. Bai!)