Frappy: Yes, I'm already on the fifth page. Phew, all these ideas and I just cant stop. But I better be careful or I'm going to have a HUGE writers block!

Rebel: YES! (Does not realize she just said this outloud)

Frappy: Huh?? (twists head violently for the source of the noise)...

Rebel: !! (Clasps hands over mouth and silently and mentally beats herself up)

Frappy: (shrugs) It's probably just Moosey or something. Ooh, hey my ramen is done!

Moosey: (Barges through door) WAHHHH I CANT FIND HER!!! (accidently bumps into Frappy, causing her to spill the hot hot ramen on her lap)

Frappy: WAAAHHHHHH!!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! (Runs in circles)

Moosey: Ummm....(is oblivious to what just happened then hears a giggle from behind the couch)

Frappy: (stops) what was that??

Frappy and Moosey: (Peek over the couch to see Rebel wiping tears from her eyes)

Rebel: (Gasp) Crap! You found me!

Frappy: (Smiles evily) Yes we have. And now you will be punished!

Rebel: Uhh...uhh... BEGIN FIC!

Frappy: HEY! Wai-

Moosey: (interrupting Frappy) Frappacinochic, Rebel Mission or I, Moosey Fate do NOT own these characters. And don't flame if you don't like the story! You have been warned time and time again! Enjoy!

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The group eventually finds Asuma rocking himself out in a feild, crying hysterically, holding five cigarettes, four lit and one smothered in bird poop.

Asuma: (sniffing) The...the...the hippie threw it at me!!

Kurenai: (Scrunching her face) What hippie? Are you okay?

Iruka: I think the tabacco finally got to him.

Asuma: (Looking at the ruined tabacco stick) why....WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU, YOU STUPID TREE HUGGING FREAK!!!!! (Rivers of tear water pour from Asuma as he cradles himself again, this time shaking as though he were having a withdrawl)

Anko: (sighs) Well, lets grab the poor guy and get him home so he can smoke in peace.

Kakashi picks up Asuma as Asuma mutters "peace...yes...peace...hahaha...."

Naruto: Hey, hey, Kakashi-sensei, is Asuma-sensei going to be okay?

Kakashi: (nods) Oh yeah, all he needs is a little rest and time to himself.

Tenten: Well, back to whats important. Now that we are here at the academy, we should really get started on our Halloween theme.

Ino: You know, I still haven't decided on a costume yet.

Kakashi: Oh boy

And just as Kakashi thought, the class roared up discussing costume ideas and arguing on who was going to be what. So he left the room for a little bit to read some 'Icha Icha Paradise' that he's been longing to read since this stupid thing began.

Tenten: Heelllllooooooo?!?!?!?!! Don't you think picking a theme is more important than costumes right now! We need that arcade crap and we need it now!

Lee: Tenten-san is right! Like mentioned earlier, we can just use our techniques to steal their stuff!

Shino: (Wishing it will backfire so he can make that amazing bug farm)

Neji: Why don't we just pick a different theme?

Shikamaru: (Stomps foot) No! Look at me! I'm not grunting! I'm motivated about this, and we are having that damn arcade!!

Lee: Shikamaru is right! We can't give up now. [He's also dying to try out the Dance Dance Revolution]

Kakashi enters the room and acts like he never left

Kakashi: So why don't you just rob the stupid place?

Sakura: Kakashi-sensei! You shouldn't be telling us this stuff!

Ino: Oh shove it you-

Kakashi: I've got old ANBU costumes

Kiba: Did you plan all this out by yourself when you were out of the room?

Kakashi: (Looks confused) Out of the room? What are you talking about?

Kiba: You just got here!

Kakashi: No I didn't. I was here the whole time.

Kiba: No you weren't.

Kakashi: Yes I was.

Kiba: No you weren't.

Kakashi: Yes I was.

Kiba: Damnit, no you weren't!

Kakashi: Damnit, yes I was!

Kiba: Nu-uhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: Yeah-huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiba: Stop it! Stop with your stupid copy ninja mind games!!

Kakashi: (teasingly) Stare in awe as my sharingan eye spins around and around! It's magic!

Kiba: The brain wrenching pain!!!!

Shikamaru: Shutup! Are we gonna rob the store or what?!?!

Naruto: Yeah! Let's get going already!

Shino: Okay (crosses fingers in hopes of some sort of jynx)

Hinata: I...I want to help! (Runs over to stand next to Naruto)

Lee: C'mon Sakura-chan! (Rushes over to Sakura, trips, falls on face) Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!! My beautiful face!!!!!!! It hurts! It hurts! Oh the agony!!

Kakashi: (looks around ignoring Lee's cries) Where is Chouji?

Kiba: Oh, he is still traumatized from that whopped incident, so he said he was going to take some time off.

Kakashi: Time off?

Kiba: Yeah. Apparently when he was choking, he saw a bright light and a really holy dude. So he's going to seek God and fast for a while.

Naruto: Nive motivation for a diet.

Everyone nods, Lee still screaming about scuffing his face.

Kakashi: Well, whatever. Now lets go and get our arcade crap!

All: Yeah!



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