Frappy: Boo peoples! Sorry it's taking forever. Although school finally ended, I did end up getting writer's block annnnnnnnnnnnnndddddd my internet got disconnected. Sux. Soooooo as soon as my internet gets back up, I'll be sure to get my story updated a.s.a.p. and thanks for the reviews people!!! I really do appriciate it. (Whispers) Moosey hasn't been helping much lately...lazy. Anywho... because of Moosey's and Rebel's absence, we will maybe no longer have those huge off topic things of us talking about absolutely nothing in particular (Horray, right? ) Where are my damned sun chips?! Anyways, BEGIN FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Once again, the Konoha students and the teachers (Somehow Kakashi convinced the other jounins) where back at the arcade.

Kakashi: You guys ready?

Naruto: I can hardly see through this stupid mask

Ino: Plus it smells funny

Kiba: Talk about smelling funny, these robes reek in armpit juice!

Kakashi: (Laughing) Well, we did train hard...those were the days... (Trailing off in his own world)

Ino mummbles something about Kakashi never hearing of a washer and dryer, meanwhile, Naruto darts off the opposite direction of the arcade.

Sakura: What the-?! Naruto, get back here!

Too late. So the jounins/chuunins/genins/nobodies follow the blonde boy into a store down the street.

Sakura: Naruto, why are you in a hat shop?

Naruto is spotted drooling over a shelf covered in weird hats.

Sales dude: See anything you like, little dude?

Naruto: (Points) I want that one!!

The sales guy picks up the hat, rings it up and Naruto throws money at him.

Shikamaru: You look rediculous in that! Why did you buy that stupid sombrero?!?

Naruto: (adjusting giant sombrero on head) it's not just ANY sombrero. It's a MAGICAL sombrero!

All: Magical.....sombrero...???

Hinata: Na-na-na-Naruto-kun, I...I think the sombrero...looks nice...

Naruto: (grinning) Really?! Do you want a magical sombrero?!

Before Hinata can protest, Naruto runs off to buy another huge sombrero

Kakashi: (claps hands together) Great idea, Naruto! Hey everyone, buy a hat! It would make a good disguise!

Kiba: How in the hell would that help?!

Kakashi: Well, it's better than wearing these smelly things you complain about so much, right?

Kiba: (thinking this over)......your right! While we are at it, lets buy new robes!


Soon, the Konoha students were wearing old scream robes and masks, meanwhile Naruto and Hinata had their new gargantuine sombrero on.

Naruto: Whats that, ol' sombrero??......yeah, I agree too..

Shino: What the hell....?

Anko: Kakashi, don't you think this is a bit rediculous? I mean, I thought Iruka, no offence, was way too into this halloween thing, but you bought costumes JUST so we can shoplift from a local arcade!!

Kakashi: Oh c'mon! Just look at the kids! They are having a great time!!

Most of the Konoha students were grumbling about the dumb costumes, although Lee was satisfied with his mask so that nothing could hurt his face (hopefully) and Naruto was beaming over his hat..and...Hinata was drooling over the fact that Naruto had just bought her something.

Kakashi: See? Great time!

Sasuke: Hey, so do we have a plan or what?

Asuma: I say we hotbox the place in cigarette smoke and see what the manager does now! AHAHAHAHA!!

All: Where in the hell did you come from?!?! [ A/N: remember, he was at home having a mental breakdown from the bus driver, manager, hippie and bird poop]

Ino: Forget it! I'm not smoking and I'm NOT going to smell like the stuff either!

Kiba: Stop being such a baby!

Anko: No smoking. Geeze, how is that going to help us steal these things?

Naruto: The sombrero is telling me that we should hurry up and do this, since the manager isn't there..

Shikamaru: How do you know he isn't there?

Naruto: (pointing to hat) I don't. The sombrero does.

Shino: So...is Hinata's hat magical, too?

Shikamaru: Dont tell me you believe Naruto!

Sasuke: Don't listen to the dobe!

Shino: I'm just asking, because Naruto keeps saying 'sombrero this' and 'sombrero that'.. So does Hinata's hat have something to say?

Kakashi: (stroking chin thoughtfully) Maybe her hat is a mute....

Lee: How can a hat be a mute?

Kakashi: Ah, but a hat has no ears, so how can it hear at all?

Lee: So then how does the hat talk to Naruto, since it neither has any lips?

Gai: Listen to my student! He is so bright!

Naruto: No! It can hear! Stop insulting the oh mighty sombrero! It's telling me that you are insignificant, imcompetent losers who thrive and jerk off by-

Kurenai: That's enough out of you!!

Naruto: It wasn't me!!

Sakura: Honestly, how can a hat te-

Once again, Naruto took off. This time, inside the arcade.



Naruto: This is a stick up!

Shino: Your suppose to surprize them!

Sasuke: See? Doooobbbbbeee...

Naruto: SHUTUP SASUKE!

Sakura: Enough! We're in, lets hurry up and do this!

Everybody starts beating up employees if they try to stop them from taking apart their things. Somehow, smoke fills up the arcade, fire alarms and water goes off, and people freak out, running out of the building.

Kakashi: (Talking to freaked out employee behind counter)...hey...uhhh, while they are doing that stuff over there...can I get a large popcorn or something?

Lee is seen yanking on a stuck cord, and when Kiba helps him pull it out, the wire smacks Lee's mask and somehow catches it on fire.

Lee: Ahhhh!! My face! It burns it burns!

Kiba: uhhh...Stop, drop and roll!!!

Lee: Ahhh!!! Gai sensei!!!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Gai sensei!

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Sensei!

Gai: Oh Lee!!

Lee tries to pry melting/burning mask off of face and Gai grabs his student, throwing him against the floor, rolling him around, soaking him in puddles of water from the pouring alarms.

Kurenai: Oh my..

Naruto: (Shakes Hinata) Quick! We have to save the magical sombreros!! If we don't get them out of here, they will die!

Hinata: Umm...uhh...umm...uhhh.... O-okay...Na-Na-Naruto-kun! [A/N: Only agreeing because it's her first gift from her beloved Naruto, so she doesn't want it to ruin]

Naruto runs outside, dragging the confused Hinata with him

Kiba: Hey! Get back here you two!!

Neji: You better not touch my sister, you-

Sakura: Ack! Kakashi-sensei! Help! This isn't going sucessfully!

Kakashi: Quick! Everyone just get everything outside! I have a truck waiting out there! Let us teachers take care of the rest!

Gai: I'm going to have to step down Kakashi. I need to take Lee to the hospital

Lee: My face!! I cant feel my face!! It burns, it burns!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Kakashi: (sighs) Cant it wait?! He's fine!

Lee: (Clawing at melted plastic scream mask on burn onto face) Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Burning! Melted....The pain!! My eyes! My face!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: See? Just fine!

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Sorry if it was short, but it just seemed like a good place to stop at.. SooooOOoo.... REVIEW PLEASE (makes big sickenly cute puppy eyes...actually, kittens are cuter, but whatever)!!!