Frappy: Just a little disclaimer as usual...Geeze, I don't understand this...it's ! Everyone knows I do not own it, and I don't think Kishimoto is going to come to my door and murder or sue me..but...heregoes:

I do NOT, I repeat, ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY do NOT own the characters in Naruto.. Just this completely weird out of whack plot. Woot for insane people! (Takes drink of Rockstar energy drink)

[Anothing thing...do the smilie faces work yet?? Cuz...you know, I've been having problems with that.. so again, if you see things like Oo OO , etc, The underscores disappear for some reason.. So those are faces..but you knew that already..shutting up]

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The students sucessfully get the arcade things they robbed, only to find a week later that the arcade things Kakashi ordered before where shipped to the school.

Sakura: So we did all that work for nothing?!

Kakashi: Actually...yes.

All: (sighs heavily)

Kakashi: Hey! Don't act so glum! Although stealing the items was all for nothing..but..but the experience itself was rewarding! I think you students learnt a valuble lesson about team work, plus you seemed to have bonded.

Kiba: Try telling that to Lee! Who, by the way, is still in the hospital!

Naruto: Yeah, and he's as ugly as hell! It's so hard not to look at him without laughing!

Kakashi: Hey, Lee took one for the team!

Shikamaru: Team?! We weren't a team! We were a bunch of stupid kids running around in scream costumes RUINING an arcade!!

Kakashi: But it was fun, right?!

Shino: No it wasn't! Some of my bugs drowned in the fire, burnt in the electric fires, my costume was too snug, and Naruto kept smacking me with that stupid sombrero!!

Naruto: Hey, hey hey! Thats Mr. Sombrero to you! And besides, your bugs ate then shit out my.. my best friend..poor, poor..Mr. Sombrero. (Lowers head in defeat)

Shino: Next time watch where you are going when you wear that stupid thing!

Hinata: Uhh..umm... Na..Na-Naruto-kun..You...You can have...my sombrero...

Naruto: No, thats alright. Thats your magical sombrero, and I know you will treat it right. Don't forget to feed it, and walk it, and bathe it, a-

Ino: It's a hat! You moron, it's a hat!

Hinata: (Jumps up) SHOVE IT, YOU LITTLE TWIT!!!

All: OO.......

Ino: You....You just....

Hinata: Huh? What just happened? (Blinks)

Kakashi: Nothing. Anyways, so now we need to get ready! So that means putting all the arcade equipment together, putting them in place, a-

Naruto: Don't forget the Ichiraku you promised!

Kakashi: (sigh) Yes yes. We need blueprints. Draw what is going to be where. Where is the ichiraku going to be placed, where is the air hockey table going to be, and then you guys also need to think about yourselves.

Sakura: Ourselves?

Kakashi: Costumes...Du-uh! Geeze, how slow are you guys? (mummbles) And Sakura is suppose to be the smart one....

Ino: Costumes!!

Sakura: We heard Kakashi-sensei!

Kakashi: So now I'm going to join the other adults in the faculty room, have some vodka with my coffee, read a little of my not-for-kids book and have a gay ol' time while you guys figure everything out. Buh-bye!

In the blink of an eye, he disappeared.

Ino: Kakashi-sensei said that we need to make a blueprint of the place, so...we need someone smart...

Naruto: Ooh, ooh! I know! I know!

Ino: And that would be....me!!

Sakura: Haha! Yeah right, Ino-pig! I'm way smarter than you! Face it, I'm the smartest person in here! I do have the highest grades in the class!

Ino: Dumbass!

Sakura: Your the dumbass!

Shikamaru: Shut up, both of you.

Ino: (places arms against her hips) Since you seem to act like your the boss, why don't you make the blueprint? Besides, this arcade is your idea! In fact, it's all about you isn't it, Shikamaru?!?! Huh? Huh?! The teachers just love you! What did you do, brown nose?! Huh?! Shikamaru is a wise kiss-ass!

Kiba: (mummbles) someone is on their period..

Shikamaru: (Groans at Ino's remarks)

Naruto: (Snickers at Kiba's remark)

Hinata: (Giggles at Naruto's snicker)

Sakura: (Also laughs about Kiba's remark)

Shino: (Hums Power Puff Girl Theme Song)



Another week goes by and everyone besides Lee and Shikamaru is there.

Sakura: Welcome back Chouji.

Tenten: Hey, looks like your diet is pulling off.

Chouji: Thanks.

Naruto: Yeah! I mean, woah, you were once fatter than Fat Bastard! Now your like that Jared guy from Subway!

Chouji: My friends say Jared had some sort of gastrical surgery or something like that..

Sakura: So uhh....what diet are you on?

Chouji: Diet?

Tenten: Yeah, d-i-e-t! I mean, c'mon, don't tell me you found a way to lose weight and not watch what your eating.

Ino: And if thats the case, you gotta tell me your secret!

Chouji: (Pounds hands on desk) I told you that I am NEVER.EVER.EVER.NEVER. eating again! Ever since that incident! Ever...since...(voice trails off and water floods eyes)

Sakura: Hey! Don't cry! It'll be okay!!

Chouji: (chanting) Never ever ever never never never ever! Ever never ever! Neeevvvveeeerrrrrr!!!

Shino: (grinning) Ever never ever ever?

Chouji: (not) NEVER never ever never ever ever never!

Shino: Never ever never ever never never ever?

Chouji: Ever ever ever never never ever!

Shino: Never never ever never ever ever-

Kiba: SHUT UP!!!!

Shikamaru: (walks through the door) Christ, this room is never quiet!

Tenten: Shikamaru! Finally! Everyone thought you bailed.

Shikamaru: (Sweat drop --) Thanks for the faith...

Sakura: So lets see it!

Shikamaru: Okay, okay. Don't get your panties in a bunch..sheesh..

Shikamaru unravels the papers to the blueprints and..

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Frappy: I know it's not a huge cliffhanger or anything, but I'm just ghetto that way.. Ahaha.. You know what word really cracks me up? I'll tell ya...(looks around) It's....Shibby! Seriously! I was on this site, and someone asked if Vegetarians ate animal crackers, and some guy replies "If they don't, then I'm not gonna be one cuz animal crackers are shibby." I just couldn't stop laughing!!

Moosey: (Playing gamboy) Did you say something?

Frappy: Moosey is back, folks! So guess what? You have to see more of our nonesence droning!! Mwhahahahahaha!

Moosey: Ooh, I gained a level! (Cheap gameboy music is heard in background with a couple of cheap exploding sound effects)

Frappy: Soo......What happened with Rebel you ask? Well, she's uhhh...kind of in trouble right now (For reasons I can't say) but she's pretty much grounded for life...soooo...yeah.. But I text her, so she will make spontanious visits (which will be typed by muah, of course).

Moosey: (Cartman voice) Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Frappy: But you are home..

Moosey: (blinks)....(Returns to game) (Looks up, and talks in Cartman voice again) To the flamers: Grow up! Or you can lick my big hairy-

Frappy: Buh-bye!!

Moosey: What? I was just talking about my-

Frappy: Hey! Kids could be reading this for all I know!

Moosey: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY PET CAT!!! THEY CAN LICK UP ALL THE DEAD HAIR OFF MY PET CAT, NEKO!!!!! Geeeeeeeeeeeezzzzeeee...

Frappy: Oh....well...Oo........REVEIW PLEASE!!

What will Shikamaru's blueprint plans reveal? What will happen when the big day comes when everyone visits Konohagakure? And what is with the costumes?!?!?!?! Can Chouji handle himself on this time of year? Will Hinata finally make an impression on Naruto?? Keep reading!! oOrr..just make up your Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnn story from here.. But be warned..if you choose option number 2, I will hunt you down and taunt you for taking my story. Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!