Frappy: It's 3 in the morning, I've written the last couple chapters in a row, I'm finally finished with my rockstar which I am hyper from, but Im drowzy from my Vikodin (which I have to take, thanks to this stupid bronchitus I have) annnnddd now Im eating a slim fast bar..

Moosey: aww, my batteries died..

Frappy: Go steal the ones from the remote..no one uses it anyways.

Moosey: .....Okay... (shuffles around for remote)

Frappy: Anyways-

Moosey: Uh...I forgot, but....the dead batteries are the ones from the remote...

Frappy: Oh...well then....(looks around)...ummm....

Moosey: I'll just go buy some! (smiles)

Frappy: It's 3 in the morning..what store is going to open at 3 a.m?

Moosey: Uhh... BEGIN FIC!!

Frappy: HEY! NOT AGAIN! I-

Moosey: Frappy, Rebel and I do not own these characters! Just the plot and the occ'ness, which we really have nothing to do with the second one, if that makes any sense.. So you know, OCC! So dont flame if you dont like it! And pardon if we offend anyone who happens to like a character that horrible things happen to (CoughLeeCough). It's just a fic.

Frappy: Damnit, why do I even bother! You just ignore-

Moosey: I SAID BEGIN!!!!!!!

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Shikamaru unravels the papers...

Sakura: Uhhh....... Oo

Tenten: What the hell?!

Hinata: Gasp! (covers eyes)

Shikamaru: Oops! These...yeah...well, uhh..these are blackmail pictures of my brother [A/N: I dunno if he has one, but just go with it anyways] ...sorry about that...

Naruto: What is your brother doing to that-

Shikamaru: here we are! (Unravels REAL papers)

Neji: Your brother is sick, you know that, right?

Shikmaru: Yeah, yeah, but don't tell him you saw those, okay? I still want him to think I have dirt on him. If he knows his secret is revealed, then he knows he is scott-free. And I like him being my slave, cuz I made him do my chores..hell, I practically make him lick the very ground I walk on. (Snickers)

Ino: Brothers...Okay, okay, So explain what you've got!

Shikamaru nods, points to the papers and explains everything in boring detail (which somehow everyone understands and pays attention to without falling asleep)

Tenten: Okay then! So lets go get the teachers and get everything going!



The students all march towards the faculty room and Sasuke wraps his fist against the door.

Iruka: Yes? Oh, students! Come in!

The students enter the teacher's favorite little hang out and sit themselves around the jounins who are playing a game of Clue.

Hayate: It was Prof. Plum, with the candlestick in the conservatory!

Kurenai reveals a card and Hayate scratches it out on his list.

Sakura: Umm...Kakashi-sensei...we need the things now. Shikamaru finalized the blueprints and we are ready to start..

Kakashi: Just a second! It's my turn! (Rolls the dice, but doesn't make it into a room to make an accusation) Damnit!

Iruka: My turn! (rolls dice, looks at paper)...Miss Scarlet, wrench......kitchen!

Asuma shows him a card and Iruka curses under his breath.

Anko: Okay, okay! Finally! My turn!

Shino: Kurenai-sensei....Would you mind getting the arcade stuff?

Kurenai: (still staring at cards) Ask your father..

Shino: What?

Kurenai: I said it was Col. Mustard...

Shino: Umm...You said 'ask your father'....

Gai: It's not Col. Mustard! You always accuse Col. Mustard!

Kurenai: Not true!

Gai: So true! You just accuse him because you don't like Mustard!

Kurenai: Yellow is out, so he needs to die..

Gai: (shouts) It was Kurenai, her bitchy attitude in the teacher's loungue!

Kurenai: You wanna get personal, huh?!

Ino: Asuma-sensei!! Help us!!

Kakashi: Hey, be patient! You should be happy we have gone this far to help you!

Shikamaru: Help us? I did the blueprints! We've been thinking of ideas! The only thing you helped out with was somehow getting Chouji to become anorexic and a traumatized, hospitalized Lee!

Gai: (stops shouting at Kurenai) ohh....Oh Lee!!

Anko pats Gai on the back and tries to reassure him that Lee will be okay

Hayate: Fine, let's just call the game, get the stuff and help ths students with decorations.

Kakashi: Alright..let's see who it was... (opens envelope) Mrs. Peacock, wrench...ballroom.

Iruka: Arg! I was close!!

Anko: You just had the weapon right!

Iruka: But the ballroom was going to be my next pick!! (Sniffle)

Kurenai: Fine! Whine! Whine like you always do! Whiner!! Go ahead, say you won, if it'll make you shutup!

Kiba: (mummbles to Ino) Are you sure you and Kurenai-sensei aren't related?

Ino: (Shouting) What is that suppose to mean?!?!

Kiba: (Sarcastically) Oh..nothing, nothing! Forget I said anything..

Iruka: Alrighty! Let's go and prepare for Halloween!



Everyone gathers the newly sent items (and stolen ones) and Shikamaru directs them where to go

Kakashi: Over here?

Shikamaru: To the left a little bit

Kakashi: (Steps waaaayyy to the right)

Shikamaru: No! Left! And I said just a little bit!

Kakashi: (steps backwards) Here?

Shikamaru: No!! Okay..Take two MEDIUM steps towards me, then take about five small strodes towards the front door.

Kakashi: (Does exactly the opposite) [A/N: He's not stupid, he's just picking on Shikamaru because he is bored]

Shikamaru: Aaaarrrggg!!! No freakin' way! You know what? Just...just go put up some streamers or something!!

Kakashi: But thats Asuma's job..

Shikamaru: (Sighs) Fine..But pay attention!

Kakashi: (After fifteen minutes of playing dumb, he gets bored, puts the game in it's correct spot and goes off to help Asuma with streamers)

Ino: I am the undesputed master of air hockey! Anyone dare to face me will go home crying like a little bitch!

Neji: I know this isn't my style, but I'm going to have to challenge you on that.

Ino: Oh, really? Then lets see what you got.

Neji: I wasn't talking about me.. I'm talking about Hinata.

Ino: Hinata?

Neji: (Nods) I didn't stutter. Anyways, every time we played against each other, she had always won. We would go to arcades and she would smother kids, teens and adults. In fact, one time at a skating rink, an adult claimed Hinata was cheating because she beat his kid, so they battled and the adult left, crying.

Sakura: No way! Hey Ino, lets see you cry!

Ino: Ha! I'm not scared of Hinata! I take her challenge!

Neji: I will go find her!

Ino: Before you go...

Neji: What? hurry it up.

Ino: Lets make things interesting..I want a bet..

Neji: (Crosses arms) I'm listening..

Ino: If I win....YOU...no..SHE....ummm....well....Crap, hold on..

Neji: (sighs) You think about that while I find my sister.

Hinata: (Hiding in girl's bathroom, thinking about a costume) I really need something to get his attention....

Tenten: (Bursts through bathroom door) Hinata! Are you in here?!

Hinata: (Falls out of stall) Y-yes?

Tenten: Ah! I found you! Hurry, come quick! Neji told Ino you would battle her in a game of Air hockey!

Hinata: What?! B-but! I haven't played in so long!

Tenten: Tough! And I heard people are making bets! You have to play!

Hinata: Betting?!

Tenten: Yeah! Mainly everyone is betting for you, though, because Neji told everyone you made a grown man cry.

Hinata: (Grinning at memory) The douche deserved it..

Tenten: Oo. Hinata, I never knew you used that language..

Hinata: (Blinks) Huh? W-what? What did I say?

Tenten: (Blinks more) umm...you just called a grown man a douche...

Hinata: I would never say such a thing! That...thats bad language! And there is no need for name calling!

Tenten: But...oh, never mind! You have a game to win!

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Frappy: What are the bets between Ino and Neji? Will Hinata beat Ino? Will Ino go home crying? Or will it be the other way around?! And will Hinata have another outburst? Soon, the students will travel to the other countries for the Halloween Scare Fest! What will they find?!

Moosey: Tired....must...sleep...

Frappy: How'd your battery hunt go?

Moosey: Good...But Vegeta sucks on the game!!

Frappy: Which one?

Moosey: Legend Of Goku 2...

Frappy: How come Vegeta sucks?

Moosey: He can beat Cell, but he can't win against a bobcat!

Frappy: ....Hmmm...must be allergic or something.. Anywho, it's after 4 in the morning, and I am officially drained, too. But I am on a roll, so I will write this down on paper so I'll remember later in the day. It sure does feel good to write again! And to have the internet back to upload this! Even better! So pllleeeeeeeeeaaasseee Reveiw! And I need ideas for people and costumes. I do have vague ideas, so if you want to see my idea list, you can email me at or and in the subject box, put something that mentions my fanfic so I know not to delete you.. Lately, I've been getting email's from people who like to send me viruses or porn, annndd I'm not thrilled to see trojan viruses or college girls. Anywho, again, thanks for reading this! It feels good to know you guys have stuck with me this far! I can't wait to see what it's like when it's completed. Bye!!!