Frappy: (Starts singing) Wwwweeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll.....

Moosey: Don't start!

Frappy:....wwwweeeeellllllll.........

Moosey: Here goes...

Frappy: Welllllll....Kyle's mom is a great big -

Moosey: Shaddup!!

Frappy: Fiinnneee...sooo...Anyways, news everyone! Today is July 3rd at 2:57 a.m. and Within the next 24 hours, I will be in Portland (117 miles north from where I live), Oregon. And on the 5th (after Independence Day. Happy 4th, everyone!) I will be in Astoria for a week or two. You will perhaps see this after wards and I will probably have the next chapter updated when I post these, so this notice probably has no use, buuuuttt......right now, I...I just can't keep my eyes open and Im thinking crazy.

Moosey: So, in other words: She wants the fic to begin...

Frappy: Oh..right, BEGIN FIC!!! Moosey, your on!

Moosey: Disclaimer Frappy, Rebel and I do not own these characters. Only the creator Masashi Kishimoto has the power to do evil jedi mind tricks with the Konoha ninjas! Ahahaha! (Has no idea what is talking about)

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Hinata nervously steps forward to face Ino on the other side of the table.

Ino: (Hastily grabs her round hockey stick) Ready?

Hinata: (Nervously nods) Y..Y-yes!

Ino placed in another quarter in the machine and the puck barely shook, signaling the machine has started.

Ino: First person to get 10 points is winner!

Hinata- O-okay!

Ino: Aaaannndddd.....Neji, if I win, Hinata has to...make out..with....Naruto!

Neji: (Cringes) Naruto...disgusting...fine, but if Hinata wins, then you...

Hinata: (Drooling over fact that losing suddenly felt like winning)

Ino: If I lose, then I will....make out with Sasuke!

Sakura: Don't think about it!

Neji: No, you would throw the game on purpose [Little does he know thats exactly what Hinata has in mind]

Ino: Fine, then I will also have to make out with Naruto.

Shikamaru: (laughs) Lucky bastard.

Naruto: Heyyyy!!

Kiba: (ignoring Naruto) Enough talk, begin!!

Ino and Hinata both fight (Or in Hinata's case, "fight") over the puck, only to land in Hinata's goal.

Ino: One point for me!

Hinata: Oh damn! (Rejoycing)

The hockey puck shoots back out into the middle and to Hinata's disatisfaction, she landed a point in Ino's goal side.

Hinata: Ummm..go me? (blush)

Ino: Damnit! No, I can't kiss Naruto!!

Naruto: Damnit, why am I in the middle of this?!

Hinata: (Not purposely ignoring Naruto, just dreaming) NNaaaarrrruuuuttttooo-kuuunnnn.... (drool)

Ino: (Stops playing) What did you just say???

Hinata: (Blinks) Uhhh...I just said "The car said vrroooooom!"

Ino: (Tilts head) .....rrrriiiiggggghhhtttt...

Shino: PLAY THE DAMNED GAME!!!!

Ino: Oh! Right! Diieeee!!!

Moosey: Moosey fate! When is the fic gonna start?!

Rebel Mission: Down in front!

Frappy: Shhhhhhh!!!!

Hinata pretends to fight, but horribly "loses". Score: 10-3

Ino: Yyyyyeeessss! (Does a dance)

Hinata: Umm....(Does a silent dance in head)

Neji: (Starts dancing like M.C. Hammer)

Shikamaru: Woah, I guess Ino is undesputed.

Neji: Yeah. Hinata, you sucked today, what the hell was that all about?!

Hinata: (Thinking quickly) Ummm..well, I just didn't think it was fair for Ino to have to play someone like me who is further beyond her level, so to see her lying in the dust, also adding salt to the wound is not something I wish. So...I...I just played with her today, to see her strength.

Neji: But you have to kiss Naruto, now!

Hinata (Thats MAKE OUT) I'm willing to take my risks.

Neji: (Strokes unhairy chin)

Tenten: Naruuuutttooo!!! Step forward please!

Sakura: Umm...Naruto left.

Ino: What?!

Hinata: WHAT?!?!?!

Sakura: (Nodding) Yeah, he was pissed because everyone was ignoring him, so he decided to go get some ramen.

Ino: Well, we got to find him! For Hinata and Neji gloating all day, I want to see my enemy SQUIRM!!!

Hinata: (I'll be squirming alright) (grins)

Shikamaru: (Whispers to Hinata) I think your enjoying this... you like Nartuo, huh????

Hinata: (Blush) Uhhh.....!!!


Hinata runs to the bathroom and locks herself in a stall so no one can see her tears of defeat. Oh, the agony! She was so close! So close to doing what she had been longing to..But now...her hopes dissolved like wet cotton candy.

Meanwhile...

Neji: Leave will he?! I can't believe he tried to escape from the bet!

Ino: He didn't try, he DID! It's because he didn't want to kiss your sister, du-uh! She's got Hyuuga cooties.

Sakura: Well, I kind of feel bad for Naruto. I don't understand why you put him in the middle of this anyways.

Neji: (Ignoring Sakura) Hyuuga cooties?! I'll show you Hyuuga cooties!

Neji angrily pounces on the air hockey table and lunges at Ino, his lips puckered.

Ino: Ewww!!! No, get away! (runs)

Neji: Too late! Never insult the Hyuuga clan! (Dashes after her)

Tenten: (Cringes from thought of Neji and Ino making out) Well...maybe we should look for Naruto so Hinata can get it over with.

Shino: Wait! Better yet, lets not!

Kiba: Why?

Shikamaru: How in the hell would that be better?!

Shino: (Rubbing hands together evily) We will act all non-chalant so Naruto thinks he is off the hook, then we should make Hinata give him the hugest kiss in front of everyone during the judging.

Tenten: Shino...that's...that's a great idea! Why, it's genious! Now we need to tell Hinata!

Sakura: Why don't you just leave Naruto out of this and think of something else for Hinata to do.

Everyone:(stares at Sakura)..........

Kiba: Anyway, where is Hinata?

Sasuke: She ran that way (pointing towards west exit door)

Tenten: Damnit, I'll go get her.

Sasuke: Okay, and the rest of us should get back to work.

Sakura: I wonder what Kakashi-sensei is doing.

Just as if on que, there was a large crash from the main hall, a couple more small crashes and Asuma yelling "Kakashi!!!" Then a light laugh, repeating "Gomen".

Sakura: (Racing to noise) What happened?!

Kakashi: (Laughing) Funny story, really.

Asuma: (Sighs) I was going to paint on this wall when Kakashi decided that he was bored and wanted to play "Duck, duck, goose"

Kakashi: But there wasn't enough people (pouting)

Asuma: So he picked up a bucket of paint and wanted to make splash art. (Notes this by pointing to multi-colored self and now neon coat)

Kakashi: Streamers got boring. Kurenai and Anko were talking about girl stuff so they didn't want me there. Hayate, Iruka and Gai are off buyin stuff. I hate shopping.

Asuma: So why me, huh?! Just because I don't have someone to accompany me?!

Kakashi: (smiles) No, your just fun to irritate.

Asuma: So you threw paint on me on purpose?!

Kakashi: (Nods) Yep. Here, have some money for the cleaners, some more paint, and while you are at it, go get some cancer sticks if it'll settle you down.

Asuma: (Groans) A thousand tranquilizer darts couldn't put you down.

Tenten finally found Hinata in the bathroom...again.

Tenten: Geeze, did something not agree with your stumach? You have been in here alot today...plus it smells.

Hinata: The smell isn't me...some upperclassman was just here. I thought I was going to die.

Tenten: Ah, well, you can't just bail like that. I know your upset about your loss, but you still have to make out with Naruto.

Hinata: (Exhaggerated fake sigh) I know..

Tenten: But we tweaked the deal a little

Hinata: Say what?!?!?!

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Frappy: .......

Rebel: ..........

Moosey: ........?

Frappy: (Raises eyebrow, taps foot)

Moosey:.. What?

Rebel: Ahem.. (signals towards que cards)

Moosey: Huh? Oh! (Coughs, turns into movie phone voice) What will happen with the new deal for Hinata? What happens when everyone gives Lee a surprize visit in the hospital?! What will the students and teachers of Konoha think of next?! Sttttttaaaaayyyyy tuunnneeedd for-

Rebel: We need to fire our writer..

Frappy: Ahem!

Rebel: Err....(smiles innocently)

Moosey: Bye!