Frappy: No comments today. Still need costume ideas. NayNay (Rebel Mission) is sleeping and David (Moosey) is at a friend's house, so...I've got no company. Well, I'm off to make dinner, so enjoy the fic!

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Lee opens up an injured eye

Nurse: (Peeks in the door) Oh, your awake! Good!

Lee: Uh..Hi...where am I?

Nurse: You burnt your face in this weird mask, and then -according to your psycho teacher- you passed out from the fumes. We just removed the plastic chunks from your face in the O.R.

Lee: My face?! My face?!?! nnnNNNNNooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOoOOooo!!

Nurse: Don't worry, hun! Soon your face will be back to.....erm....normal.

Lee: Phew, okay.

Nurse: Well, here is your dinner. (Wheels in some mediocre food) If you need anything, push the red button.

Lee: Which one?

Nurse: (Leans over to show him but knocks over his juice) Oh damn, I'll get something to clean that up. (Leaves)

Lee: What button?!



Two minutes later, everyone in Konoha heard a loud scream, followed by "MY BODY! MY PERFECT BBBBOOOOOOOOODDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!!"

Naruto: (Back from Ichiraku) Did you hear that?

Kiba: (Rolling eyes) No, I went deaf.

Naruto: You did? Oh no! Kiba!

Kiba: I was being sarcastic.

Naruto: I thought you liked dogs.

Shino: Sarcastic means he was joking.

Sasuke: So thats what it means. Oops, did I just say that outloud?

All: Oo

Ino: Well, let's just check out that noise.

When everyone arrives outside of the hosptial, they see a T.V., a bed, some broken glass, and blood on the ground. Seven stories up, they spot a broken window.

All: OO Oo --;

Kakashi: Where is Rock Lee's room?

Receptionist: He is in room 7-12.

Sakura: Wait. The broken glass was from the seventh floor!

The ninja's rush to Lee's room only to find a brutally bloodied up Lee covered in bandages like a mummie propped in a wheechair and a sobbing Gai crying in the corner.

Akamaru starts lapping up some of the red liquid from the floor.

All but Kiba: Eeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!

Kiba: What?

All: O.o

Naruto: Lee is ugly! And what Akamaru is doing is pretty gross, too.

Kiba: What?!

All: --

Kiba: WHAT?! HE'S JUST DRINKING JUICE!

All: Ohhhhhhhhh....

Kakashi: Ewww, but it was on the ground!

Kurenai: SHUT UP! Shutup shutup shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!! (Maniac glare in eyes) What happened Gai?!

Gai: (Shaking in fear) L......L-l-l-lee....Lee....f.......f-f-ell....fell Lee....Oh Lee!

Kurenai: TALK RIGHT!!!!!!

Naruto: (Shoves Kurenai violently out the window)

Kakashi: Thank God.. Okay Gai, calm down now and tell us what happened.

Gai: The nurse sp...spilled juice on the ground and left to get a towel and Lee...Lee...Oh Lee!!

Naruto: (Groans) I'm getting some ramen. Later. (Leaves)

Ino: That was rude to interrupt! Gai, please continue.

Gai: Lee slipped on the juice and the T.V. cord wrapped around his leg...

Neji: How did he slip on his juice?

Gai: He got up to ask the nurse what button to press to call her.

Neji: (Clearing enjoying Lee's pain) Oh.

Gai: After the cord wrapped around him, the cord attatched to the television came out and somehow wrapped around the bed and Lee fell out of the window and the cord caught Lee by his leg. Oh Lee! The wheel locks unlocked and fell out of the window and it missed Lee. Oh Lee!! But Lee had to roll out of the way on the glass and I showed up and...and...and Lee! Lee, oh Lee!!

Only Kakashi and Neji are left listening.

Neji: (Not even trying to hide his glee) So? What happened after that? If he only got glass on him, he would be a little all right.

Kakashi: Let me guess..you wanted to get the glass out, right?

Gai: Lee, I'm sorry! Oh Lee, it's all my fault!

Lee: Mmpphhmmrpphhrmphrmh...

Gai: Lee.

Lee: mmpphhmmrpphhrmphrmh...

Gai: Lee!

Lee: Mmpphhmmrpphhrmphrmhphpprhm..

Gai: Oh Lee!

Kakashi: I figured it out! Gai, you used your kunai knife to get the glass out, but did more damage than good.

Lee: mphrmphpppmmhrmppphrmphrpmphpmmrphpmrphpmnrprhpmrphrpnrmrhpmrhrpnm..

Gai: Yes Lee, I know it's okay.

Kurenai: (Storms in) Who pushed me?!?!?! (looks at Lee in bewilderment) IT WAS YOU!!!! (Throws Lee -Wheelchair included- out the window and throws many shurikens at him) AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!

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Frappy: Moosey made this whole chapter up all by his lonesome when I was 200 miles away. Didn't he do a great job?? Please review! I know it was short, but hey.