Frappy: Righty-o. It's Saturday at 3:30 a.m. and I can't wait for Monday. Cuz I can finally catch up on reading other fics and posting mine out. Yes! Anywho, hope you enjoy it. Rebel Mission passed out not too long ago, but I'm not expecting her up anytime soon. Enjoy!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
BEGIN FIC
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Later that day, everyone is back from visiting Lee...

Anko: Finished!

Sakura: The place looks great!

Kakashi: Yes, we did a good job, didn't we?

Kiba: Yeah. Even the paint job you did looks cool.

Shino: Somehow it stangely looks like a bug. A BIG ONE!!! (Extends out arms to prove help his point)

Chouji: (Whimpers) No it doesn't! It's a piece of meat. Sccccaaaarrrrryyyyyy.......

Shikamaru: Meat? A bug? What are you two on?

Ino: Eww, it looks like Naruto's ass!

Naruto: My ass is cuter than Sasuke's face!

Ino and Sakura charge at the running Naruto

Tenten: (Sighs) Anyways, we should probably try them out and see if the games work properly.

Kurenai: Good idea. If there are any malfunctions, keep note of it so we can fix it.

Shikamaru: I'm not trying them out. God knows what'll happen! What we need is a ginuea pig.

Anko: Like who?

As if, once again, on que, Lee came bouncing through the academy doors.

Hinata: Welcome back, Lee.

Tenten: Lee! You look...erm...

Naruto: You look like God beat you with an ugly stick!

Lee: (Smiles) Really?! That's the best compliment I got today!

No one had the heart to tell him that Naruto's statement was no compliment.

Lee: (Wearing an eye patch, left arm in a cast, bandages here and there, some visible patches or burnt skin still visible, and parts of where Gai's kunai dug in to get the glass out) So, is there anything I can do to help?

Shikamaru: (Folds arms) Actually, yes! And it'll be a big help, too.

Kakashi: (Cough)Sucker!(Cough)!!

Kiba: (Elbows Kakashi)

Lee: (Didn't see that) Anything!

LAUGH WITH ME, JACKO!

Lee: C'mon, what do I get to do?!

Asuma: Patience.

Kakashi: (Mummbles to self) If he keeps bouncing around, he'll kill us all.

Kiba: You get to be the first to try out ALL of the arcade games!

Lee: (Claps hands together) Really?! Me?! The first?! But...how does that help?

Shikamaru: (Thinking quickly) Because ou can tell us if they work properly! You have eyes...erm, ...an eye to catch any bugs.

Lee: Sounds simple! Where do I begin?

Naruto: (Grunts) No point in trying out the air hockey table.

Neji: Stop being bitter!

Kakashi: What's with Naruto? (Has no idea about the battle between Hinata and Ino and the bet)

Anko: Hey guys! Kurenai and I are finally done decorating the place.

Kurenai: Finally! First Gai bounced in and tripped and ripped the banner, then when I was standing on a ladder putting up streamers, Ino and Neji come dashing through and knocked me over.

Hayate: Is that all you do, Kurenai? Bitch and whine..

Kurenai: Shutup! Geeze, that was alot of work! And all you did was shop!

Anko: Speaking of, where is Iruka and Gai? And what did you get? And when did you get here?

Hayate: Oh, they are putting everything away. We just bought some pumpkins, carving tools, and a bunch of other things.

Kakashi: Like?

Hayate: Cobweb stuff, spiders, candy, candles... I think thats it. Y'know, the usual.

Anko: I see...Well, lets set those up, Lee is going to test out the games-

Kakashi: (Cough) DontDoIt (Cough) !!!

Kiba: (Elbows Kakashi again)

Anko: (Glares) Then we should call it a day. Lord knows I'm hungry.

Naruto: Well, what are we waiting for?! C'mon Lee, get a move on!

Lee: (Salutes) Yosh!

Lee runs...er, limps his way towards the arcade hall to test out the games.

Shikamaru: What are you going to try out first?

Lee: Umm....(Looks around) Per.Haps...

Ino: Try the laser tag game we set up up-stairs!

Lee: Okay!

Tenten: So you ready?

Lee: Yessir. (Adjusts laser tag suit)

Sakura: Okay, so Shino is your opponnent. The first to hit each other three times is winner.

Naruto: Go already!

Naruto signals for Neji to turn on the fog, loud music, and distracting lights.

Lee: It's kind of hard to see with just one eye (Signals at eye patch)

Shino: Oh shove it! Like I'm having an easy time with my sunglasses. Sheesh. Some people.

Lee: Ohh...well-

Naruto: Shutup and shoot each other!!!

Shino: (nods)

Lee: Yosh!

Shino and Lee seperate to begin the game

Tenten: Ready.....set.....

Shino: Do I hafta do this? This is retarded!

Lee: How come?! This is going to be fun!!

Shino: B-but (Hasnt told anyone that he secrectly has his ant farm built and doesnt want them squashed)

Naruto: Too bad, damnit! Start! C'mon Tenten, start it!

Tenten: Go! Hit it Neji!

Neji turns up the already loud music and, once again, dances like MC Hammer to the song "You Can't Touch This"

Shino: C'mon you guys, I-

Hinata: JUST PLAY IT DAMNIT! STOP ACTING LIKE A BITCH!

All: OO Oo............

Hinata: What?

Shino: You....You just called me a bitch..

Hinata: (Shouting) What?! I can't here you!! The music is too loud!

Shino: (Shouts back) You called me a-

Hinata: JUST START ALREADY!!!

Shino and Lee finally get to their posts and run around in the dark and fog in hopes of not being shot (And Shino hoping a bug wont be stomped on)

Lee: (Thinking to self) His glasses are reflecting the laser lights! I can shoot him right now! He's vulnerable!

Shino: He can't see through that stupid patch! I can shot him right now! He's vulnerable!

Both turn the corner and charge for eachother, but instead of shooting, they accidently run smack dab into each other, falling to the floor with a loud thump.

Tenten: (laughing) C'mon you two! Knock it off and shoot each other!

Lee: Yosh!

Lee jumped to his feet, picks up the gun from the floor and shoots at Shino. Only to realize...it didn't shoot.

Lee: Hey! What the-?!

Shino: (Laughing sinisterly) Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Lee: (bottom lip quivering) B-but...

Shino: I clogged your gun with bugs, you dumbass. Did you not watch me at the chuunin exams??

Lee: Well....THINK FAST! (Chucks gun at Shino's forehead)

Shino: Owwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damnit, now I have a huge bump!

Both Shino and Lee notice Shino's gun lying on the ground and they both fiercely dive after it

All: Fight, fight, fight fight fight!!!

Shino and Lee trade slaps, hair pulling and pinches as they struggle over the gun

Ino: Stop fighting like girls, damnit! I want to see some blood!

Lee: But I just did my nails at the hospital when I was bored! I don't wanna break 'em!

Shino sends a punch in Lee's burnt and scarred face, which makes him scream in pain

Lee: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! MY FAAAAACCCCEEEE!!! GAI-SENSEI! HHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
END FIC
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Sorry if this fic was also short (Now looking at it, most chapters are pretty short), but I..well, Moosey felt is was better we left it at that and begin the next chapter. REVIEWS PLEASE!!

P.S. We're still looking for costume ideas! Email me at and tell me what you think. For the next chapter, I guess I will put out my list of ideas and you can find ideas from there. Please, don't hesistate to give your own opinion. I know most ideas are really retarded, but so is this whole fic! Haha