Disclaimer: I don't own any of the South Park characters that are actually IN the show...the are the creations of the insane yet brilliant duo Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

Megan, and any other characters you might not recognize belong to ME and originate from MY insane yet brilliant mind!

A/N: This is my first shot at the non-script format---wish me luck. And in case you were wondering how a die hard Cartman fan like me would think to write a story like this about Stan, I was watching the episode Raisins and I felt so bad for Stan, even though I've seen that episode before. It's so sad lol...ALSO...if you are wondering, Megan is Cartman's new girlfriend that I created in my story, "Lardbutt in Love" which I'm not allowed to add the last chapter to because it was in script form and I got caught.

Getting Back At Wendy

by SP Princess

CHAPTER ONE: STARK'S POND

It had been only two weeks since Stan's beloved Wendy Testaburger broke up with him. He didn't feel nearly half as bad as he did...but it still hurt..And it was all his fault for not devoting enough of his time to Wendy. He could've done so much more for her...but he just let her slip away. Megan had told him over and over again that it wasn't his fault, but he still felt as though it was. Megan and Stan had grown quite close since the day she moved to South Park.

...Not close in THAT kind of way. Just friends close, ya know? Although if she wasn't already going out with Cartman, he knew he would probably be head over heels for her. She was a great girl and Cartman was lucky.

It was a chilly Saturday morning in South Park. Stan was sure that his friends were out somewhere doing something, but he just didn't feel like going anywhere. He was still in a mopey mood. He yelled at himself over and over again to stop being a pussy and get over it but he just couldn't find it inside himself to do so. He eventually forced himself out of bed, and changed out of his pajamas and into his regular clothes. He meandered into the living room and turned on the TV.

Terrance and Phillip was on, but he didn't even feel like watching that. Then, the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Stan?"

There was a girl's voice on the other end of the phone, but it was Megan's, not Wendy's. Stan sighed to himself.

"Hi, Megan..."

"Listen Stan, I've been babying you through your entire post break-up with Wendy, but now I'm just going to tell you what you need to hear, okay?"

"Okay."

"Stan, you need to stop being such a whiny baby and get the hell out of the house and do something fun. All your friends miss you. Including Cartman, and I'm not just making that up either. Meet us at Stark's Pond or I'm gonna come over there and drag you, do I make myself clear?"

"Okay, mom," Stan said in a sarcastic tone, "I'll be down in a minute."

Stan went down to Stark's pond as we was told to by Megan. It wasn't like he couldn't have fun. And he did want to. But the fact that he still wasn't over Wendy prevented him a bit. What hurt even more was that as soon as she dropped him, she started going out with Token.

He arrived at Stark's Pond and as soon as he got there he tried to block Wendy out of his mind. Normally he would be happy to see Cartman (well, actually not really) Kenny, his best friend Kyle, and Megan. Wait, he was happy. "I'm not going to think about her, I'm not going to think about her," he told himself over and over.

"Hey, dude," Kyle greeted him.

"I was starting to think you wouldn't show up," Megan said.

"Yeah, sorry it took me so long."

"Anyway, we were just talking, and we decided we need to try and get you another girl," Megan said.

"Yeah, they all did that two weeks ago by taking me to Raisins. It didn't work."

"YOU went to Raisins?" Megan asked Cartman accusingly.

"Only for the food!"

"Yeah well that's what you better say," Megan said, then she continued her conversation with Stan, "No, Stan, I'm not talking in that kind of way. We need to find you someone to make Wendy jealous!"

"Make Wendy jealous?" Stan thought to himself, "I never thought of that before..."

"Let's do it," Stan said with a vengeful look upon his face, "Megan, you're brilliant."

"I know I am.".