Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Final fantasy 7 or Dungeons and Dragons.

A/N: I did base some material off of newgrounds, but I didn't plagerize anything (Nothing is word for word). This was something I wanted to do for a long time so have fun. IMPORTANT: I only have the oldest versions of the books. Sorry for any inaccuracy because of this.

Final Fantasy: A Night of Games and Glory

Ding Dong! A ring came at Cloud's door. The table was all set up with the dice, maps, and screens laying all about. He was expecting guests, mostly close friends to have a good session of D&D. It was a long time. Before hand, Cloud called Tifa, Aeris, Vincent, Yuffie and the Dungeon Master Sephiroth. They all agreed to come at 6:00 p.m.

Cloud went to the front door, and behind it stood Tifa, waiting for Cloud with a smile. She held in her hand a sheet of paper with lots of information on it.

"Ok, got my sheet ready," she said to him.

Cloud spoke out, "Well don't tell me, tell it to Sephiroth. Here he comes now!" He was walking down the street in the same old get up: black. Cloud never understood why he didn't ever change his outfit. He went up to the porch and saw Cloud and put on his cool face.

"Ok, I'm here. I'm not gonna let you get through this so easy," he said with a grin.

"Oh come on! You sucked last time! I hope you aren't winging it again S," Cloud said. Sephiroth's cool look faded.

15 minutes later, a black van pulled up into Cloud's driveway, after totaling the fence into a pile of toothpicks. Out popped Vincent who covered his face and had his "I'm not guilty look" on, even though Cloud, Tifa and Sephiroth watched him smash into the fence. Cloud's face went red, and Tifa started to laugh. Next to come out was Yuffie, who made a B-line right for the bathroom. Finally, Aeris came out smiling, but started to glare at Tifa as soon as she saw her.

"Cloud, I hope this one's good," Aeris told Cloud, "Sephiorth screwed up the last one!"

"HEY! I can't help it that you gave me like 2 days to get ready!" Sephiroth protested.

"Yeah that's no excuse thought. Wait, wasn't that the 2 day ancient sword show?" Cloud inquired.

"Umm....uh.....I ain't saying nothing about nothing! Let's just get it over with!"

The six went over to the large table with some pop and chips beside them. Yuffie finally came out of the bathroom whistling.

"Ok, Drop it Yuffie. What did you take?" asked Cloud.

"Damn! I'm too predictable!" she yelled, and dropped the expensive cologne she hid in her shirt.

"Cloud, you better wash that off," glared Tifa.

"Yeah, ok."

Sephiroth got ready, making sure he understood what he wrote and asked the players, "Ok, who's who and what do you have?"
"I'm the fighter and the leader of course," Cloud said.

"HEY! I wanna be the leader sometimes too!" Yuffie yelled.

"Who wants a thief as the leader?" Cloud asked the group, and no hands went up.

"DAMMIT!"

"Ok, like I was saying, I have a Two-handed sword specialty and a 2 two-handed sword. Also I have and AC of 0 for 17 DEX and plate mail."

"Ok, Tifa, how about you?" Sephiroth asked Tifa while chewing on his pencil.

"I'm the magic user! I have 19 intelligence...."

"WHAT! Go to hell and die Tifa, you can't have 19 INT!" screamed Aeris at Tifa and pointed at her.

"You can if you're a grey elf! Also, I can cast 4 1st level, 2 2nd level and 1 3rd level spells."

"But that makes you at least level 5!" Aeris protested again.

"Are you new are just plain stupid? We are all level 5, thanks to old "kill a dragon in one hit" over here," said Vincent.

"HEY! I was sad that day! I just let whatever go," complained Sephiroth.

"Yeah, sure," said Vincent with a grin, which pissed off Sephiroth into breaking his pencil.

"I own a staff and no armor," finished Tifa.

"Right," said Sephiroth as he scribbled something down, "now Yuffie!"

"A thief as always! I have 2 short swords, bracers of defense and 10000 Platinum pieces!" said Yuffie with happiness.

"Uh, no you don't remember, we gave all that money to charity, not to you," said Areis.

"Oh, yeah," she said with a sigh. She whispered to herself, "Must kill Aeris and steal her materia."

"Yup, ok. Vincent?" asked Sephiroth with an eyebrow raised.

"The assassin over here," he said, "I have a dagger of venom and a cloak of displacement."

"I'm not allowing you to have those items," Sephiroth declared.

"WHY? Aeris has a mace of disruption!"

"NO I don't! I have a mace of crushing!"

"EVEN WORSE!" Vincent said.

"Ok, none of those items. Vincent, you have crossbow of distance and Aeris, no crushing weapons, have a rod of curing."

"Sure," they both said.

"Finally, hehe, Aeris," Sephiroth said while scribbling.

"What's that?" she asked him.

"Uh, just some stuff."

"Really? Yoink!" said Yuffie as she stole his book and put it on the table.

"WHAT! SEPHIROTH! I'm GONNA KILL YOU!" Cloud screamed as he raised a fist at Sephiroth. The book had a sketch of Cloud dead and Aeris and TIfa kissing Sephiroth.

"Ready Aeris?" asked Tifa.

"Yup! Double slap!" she responded and they both slapped Sephiroth. His checks were red as a pepper.

"Well, I am the cleric and I have the useless rod of healing and chain mail. I'm able to cast 6 1st level spells, 4 2nd level, 2 3rd level."

"HOW! That's impossible!" Tifa screamed at Aeris.

"Umm.... It's called 18 wisdom wizard of all elf gayness."

"You're gonna regret that!"

"Let's just get started. Cloud, you enter an old inn, which is poorly illuminated. You can see several tables, one which already has some promising party potential," said Sephiroth in great detail.

"Then I move over to the table. "Hello," I say, "Are you here to gain fame and glory?"" said Cloud, talking to Tifa and Aeris's characters.

"Well, actually," Tifa began, "I'm here to become the greatest sorceress ever!"

"And I'm here to stop a great evil," I said. I then take a sip of wine from my glass," said Aeris.

"When do I come in?" Yuffie asked.

"You come in whenever you want to," replied Sephiroth.

"Ok, I go up to The 3 people and steal their stuff," she announced.

"Out of character," spoke Vincent, "I see several flaws with your plan. A) It's too vague, plan it out a bit more. B) You're gonna steal from your new party members and C) It's too cliché for you."

"But I'm a thief!"

"We'll, try not to be so obvious, but that's asking a lot of you Yuffie." Yuffie just crossed her arms and pouted.

"Fine, I go up and start to make casual talk to them instead."

"Good, another person comes up to you, asking about a person who is wanted in the town for robbing a bank of 500 p.p.," said Vincent.

"After some time, and an exchange of stories, you all decide to go to the mayor's home and talk to him," said Sephiroth.

"HEY! You're puppeteering us again! Leave us alone! Ok let's go to the mayor's," argued Tifa.

Sephiroth sighed, "The mayor says that there is something terrorizing the town and you must stop it. The reward is 5000 g.p. which you will split."

""I want it 25000 g.p.," my character argues, "I'm not the ordinary man,"" said Vincent.

"Vincent, just let it go. We know you're greedy, but this is ridiculous, even for me," said Yuffie.

"Ah shut up you damn honor-less thief. Fine then, I think everyone would like their one heart's desires, money, or their dream, of up to 15000 g.p. value."

"Fine," agrees Sephiroth.

"Oh yeah!" thought Vincent, "I'm gonna totally use Sephiroth for my own good!"

"Ok, you now want to go back to the inn," ordered Sephiroth

"Uh, you're doing it again," said a disgusted Cloud.

"So, I'm aloud to."

"NO YOU'RE NOT! HEY VINCENT, SHOOT ME WITH YOUR CROSSBOW, SEPH OVER HERE WILL JUST SAVE ME SOMEHOW!"

"OH, great, here we go again!" exclaimed Aeris and bashed her head off the table, then ate some chips. After much arguing and after the really, really long intro from Sephiroth, they got adventuring. They had to go destroy a big something-or-other to get a lot of fame.

"OK, Cloud, your party is in an open field. What are you doing? It is dawn," Sehpiroth asked him.

"Were marching to the tomb, what else?" replied Cloud.

"Well good, because you need to roll for surprise."
"Way to go Cloud, I, being smart, already have my long sword out."

"Ok, you rolled a 5, but sorry, I rolled a 6."

"Crap!" Tifa cursed.

"There are 20 orcs around you."

"20! WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU! Fine, I take out my big two-handed sword and prepare for battle."

"Well, sorry, but they all get to attack now."

After 20 rolls, Cloud and his party are badly wounded.

"I swing at the 7 orcs around me. HA a 20 to hit! Another HA! A 10 for damage, and with 18/91 STR, I do 5, plus 2, plus 2 damage for 19 points to all orcs! THEY ALL DIE!"

"Lucky rolls." Sephiroth muttered.

"I cast a cure light wounds on Tifa," announced Aeris, "Healing her 6 points."

"And I cast my Fireball spell on the group of 7 orcs over there! Let's see, a 6, a 1, a 5, another 5 and a 3. That's 20 damage to all orcs, they all die even with a saving throw!"

"Dammit," swore Sephiroth, "Well, that leaves 6."

"So!? I get to go now! I stab An orc with my 2 short swords doing 4 and 5 damage good thing I hid and got back stab! So it's 27 damage!" cried Yuffie

"And I assassinate one. I got an 86%," said Vincent.

"Ah crap, the other 4 orcs ran away," Sephiroth said with displeasement.

"Aww....., Sephiroth's gonna cry?" asked Tifa, but he remained silent.

"Well I guess we have to rest. Aeris, heal us and we'll rest," Cloud ordered.

"AND WHAT THE HELL ABOUT ME!?" she asked with anger.

"You rest later."

"Not fair."

"Ok, you rest and the next morning, Aeris is tired. It is before dawn and the tomb is near. What do you do?" asked Sephiroth.

"Let me sleep," Aeris proposes.

"No, onward to the tomb," Cloud said.

"Oh Cloud, you always had the best ideas," Tifa kissed-up and placed her hand on Cloud's knee, but Aeris kicked her, "OWWW!"

"Ok, you arrive at the tomb, you go in and you're in an empty room," Sephiroth stated.

"Ok, we're going on now. But it's 11:00 p.m. now." Vincent said pointing to the clock.

"So, we're probably almost done," responded Tifa.

"Can't I ever win?" asked Sephiroth, holding his head in his hand, "Ok, you go into a room and there is a chest there.

"That's my department! Ok, I'm checking for traps," announced Yuffie. Sephiroth rolled, and was a success, but...

"You don't see anything," Sephiroth lied.

"Ok, I open the lock."

"Ok, saving throw verse poison please," asked Sephiroth.

"Dammit! Fine," Yuffie rolled the dice, but it fell down.

"I got it," said Sephiroth, and quickly made it a fail.

"WHAT! I'M DEAD!?"

"No, unconscious," Sephiroth explained, and Yuffie mumbled something.

"Ok, so I think I can use cure poison now right?" asked Aeris.

"No, you're too tired," explained Sephiroth, "Cloud, what are you doing?"

"Hmmmm..... Vincent, now you try."

"K, open, good. HEY! It's a flask of something!" Vincent said with astonishment.

"Well give it to Yuffie, it might cure her," Tifa proposed. Yuffie drank the drink and something was happening.

"You just gave Yuffie a flask of poison. She is now dead. Hehehe," laughed Sephiroth.

"DAMMIT! I was sure I wasn't going to die on this adventure," Yuffie cried and pouted.

"There's also a sword in there," added Sephiroth.

"Ok, who gets it?" asked Tifa.

"Me, I can use them the best!" declared Cloud.

"Well I want it!" protested Vincent.

"But why?"

"Because I'm greedy!"

"Tifa! Cast detect magic on this thing!" ordered Cloud.

"Sure thing mister pissy pants. Bum-bum!" said Tifa with a nasty voice.

"Ok, it's glowing so brightly that it hurts the eyes."

"Ok, it's mine, or do you wanna fight for it?" asked Cloud.

"Bring it on!" responed Vincent.

"Oh great," said Tifa leaning on the Table, "We're all dead." In the end, Cloud won the sword and killed Vincent.

"Cloud you Bastard! Go to hell!" Vincent yelled.

Some time passed and Tifa, Cloud and Aeris remained.

"So, you're at the end of the labyrinth," announced Sephiroth.

"What? No more levels other than 51! IT tool us all WEEK to get here!" Tifa said enraged.

"C-c-coffee, n-n-need coffee," said Cloud, who fainted shortly after.

"Great Sephiroth, you killed Cloud," Aeris said, "Here, have my coffee." Tifa got angry and pinched Aeris on the leg.

"OWW! Why you son of a..."

"Ok, a mummy is infront of you."

"WHAT! FIRST 20 ORCS, THEN 15 GNOLLS! NOW A MUMMY! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?" Cloud said with a sugar and caffeine high.

"Sorry, not so easy now eh?" Sephiroth chuckled.

"Come on, we're leaving. Cloud, let's go to a bar," Tifa told Cloud.

"Yeah, see ya Sephiroth, and be happy to take care of Yuffie in a car!" Cloud shouted and he locked his arms around Aeris and Tifa and left. Sephiroth drew with his finger on the table in circles.

"Can't I ever win? HEY! CLOUD! WANNA FIGHT ME ON ERGHIZ?" screamed Sephiroth.

"Sure, but if you lose, I get your sword!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, If I win, I get to take Tifa and Aeris on a date.

"Fine."

"WHAT! ARE YOU ON CRAK OR SOMETHING?" yelled Tifa.

"Trust me! I won't lose."

Several Minutes later.

"Hmm.... A draw," said Sephiroth.

"Ok, I'll keep you sword, and you get to go on 2 dates with Tifa and Aeris," said Cloud.

"YOU LITTLE BASTARD! SEE IF WE EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!" screamed Tifa and Aeris.

"Let's go Girls!" said Sephiroth with his cool look.

"Oh, stick your sword up your ass!" screamed Aeris. She punched him out and one of his teeth as well.

"Nice acting, now let's go trash his sword!" yelled Cloud and they ran off with the Masamune.

"Lost, lost all is lost," cried Sephiroth, "At least I have you D&D!" Then the breeze took away all of his maps and stuff.

"DAMMT!"

And so this one game session was a complete and total utter disaster. I guess this is what you get for combining Final Fantasy with D&D! What, Sephiroth? What are you doing here? No! NOOO! Not the sword! BACK DEMON! I'M SORRY FOR MAKING YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON! Even though you can be! AHHH! NO! DON'T KILL ME!