Chapter 2

Emotions Show

Being a girl, Megan knew exactly what she had to do and her mind came up with the idea all at once. She smiled to herself. She loved to scheme, especially when it came to scheming about stuff like making people jealous.

"Okay," Megan said, "One thing girl's hate more than anything is when one of their friends goes out with their most recent ex. Bebe, even though she's a skank, won't do it, cuz she and Wendy are best friends...but...maybe I could..."

"Megan, you can't do that!" Cartman said, "You're with me!"

"Shut up and let me finish!! Okay, me and you will stage a fake break up. And, in all my rage and hatred of you, I go out with Stan to get revenge and make YOU jealous, or at least pretend to. Oh man, this will piss Wendy off so bad."

"You know, this might actually work," Stan commented, "Wendy hated it when other girls liked me when we were together, and knowing her, she won't like it now either."

"Okay, so we're set. Cartman, you and I "break up" on Monday. And Stan, if I kiss you in front of everybody, DON'T puke...it'll piss Wendy off even more."

"WHAT?!" Cartman said, shocked, "Okay, I was just gonna go along with this in the first place, but you never said anything about kissing Stan!"

"It's ACTING, Cartman. It won't mean anything."

"But still...you can't just fake break up with someone and kiss someone else if your not really broke up with the other person...it's not right!!!"

"Like you have anywhere to speak about what's wrong and what's right...you never have before what's the difference now? And besides, who said making someone jealous had to be 100% right morally?"

"They're gonna be arguing all fuckin afternoon," Kenny said.

"Kenny's right," Kyle agreed, "Then they'll just kiss and make up afterwards. The strange thing is, I think they like to argue with each other."

"Dude, they like to argue with everyone," Stan made obvious, "And I don't think Wendy is gonna be the only one who's jealous in this whole masquerade..."

Kyle stops to think for a second, then starts laughing hysterically

"Oh my God, this is going to be hilarious!"

--MONDAY--

"Are you guys ready?" Megan said as they all stood in the hall before class started.

They all murmured that they were and then all of the sudden...

"YOU ARE SUCH A JERK, CARTMAN!! I HATE YOU!!"

"I HATE YOU MORE YOU FUCKIN BITCH!!"

"I WISH I NEVER LAYED EYES ON YOUR FAT ASS!"

"Megan, don't call me fat!" Cartman said quietly.

"Suck it up!"

"YEAH, WELL YOUR JUST A KNOW IT ALL BITCH WHO THINKS SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING BUT DOESN'T BECAUSE...UMM...SHE'S STUPID!"

"Good save," Megan said quietly, "SCREW YOU!!! I'M DUMPING YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"GOOD!"

"FINE!"

"FINE! GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER GUY LIKE ME!!!"

"I WOULD NEVER WANT A GUY LIKE YOU IN MY LIFE! WHICH IS WHY I'M WITH STAN NOW"

Megan goes over to Stan and gives him a big kiss. Stan looks startled but doesn't puke. Everyone in the hallway is staring at them, Wendy looks aghast at what she saw.

"Megan...what are you doing?"

"Oh...I'm going out with Stan now, didn't you hear??"

"How could you, Megan?"

"You guys broke up. And besides, you got a new boyfriend, what, the same day you broke up with him? I don't think he's doing anything wrong by dating me after what you did to him. So stop your bitching."

Wendy walks away.

"Could that NOT have gone better? Oh my God...I think that was my most brilliant idea ever."

"Oh yeah, you're not at all conceited either," Cartman said in a sarcastic tone.

"What's wrong?"

After a three second pause he answered, "Nothing."

"Are...are you sure?" Megan asked, she could sense something was wrong.

"Yes I'm sure."

"Well...we have to keep this up for at least a couple of days," Megan said, even though she didn't really want to anymore because she could tell Cartman was upset about it.

And then they all went to class.

A/N: The one thing I love about Cartman is how he is soft on the inside...I'm having a good time writing this fic so far because I get to explore it through my writing.