Frappy: Hiya peoples! Sorry we havent updated for a while. Moosey Fate got addicted to Runescape.

Moosey: (is asleep..Actually, thats a bullcrap lie, I just somehow finally got him away from the puter. Haha)

Frappy: Anywho, I know I said I'd give out the list of the costume ideas, but thats a lie too. Nah, just kidding, we just dont have too much figured out. But here are a couple ideas: For starters, we might make Ibiki dress as "Boy George". (Grins evily. Btw, for those who dont know, B.G. is the main singer in the culture club and is very famous for his cross dressing.) Kazekage might be a pimp, and Yashamaru (yes, he's alive on this one, just like Hayate) might be the Movie-phone guy. So anyways:

WE STILL NEED IDEAS, PEOPLE!!!!! Please?

Moosey: Yayyy!!!! (Dances around)

Frappy: Moosey's birthday is just a couple days before Halloween, so when the final chapter arrives, we might do a little tribute to my little brother (But of course, the story goes on) Anyways, you know what to do, Moosey!

Moosey: Where's Rebel?

Frappy: Uhh....HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!! (Runs)

Moosey: Huh? Hey, birdy! (chases after it)

Rebel: (Peeks from under the rug which somehow no one noticed) Thank God she doesn't own Naruto. And Halloween. She doesn't own crap in this fic except for the sombrero's...BEGIN!

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We're not so different, you and I...

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As the jounins talk over their game of Clue, which Kakashi won for the 67th time in a row (which btw, everyone knows kakashi is using his Sharingan, but they can't confront the bastard), Gai hears the defening scream of his favorite student.

Gai: My Lee senses are tingling!

All: (Sweatdrop) ....

Gai: TO THE GAI CAVE!! (Makes wooshing sound as he frolicks out of the room)

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MEANWHILE...(Little flashy screen music thingy. You know, the one with the spinny background and the main characters face zooms in and out? I always loved the Freakazoid ones..)

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Lee: GAI SENSEI!!!

As Shino sits and lectures Lee on being a wuss, because he took a lot of ass whooping during the exams and now he couldn't handle even the tiniest bitch slap, Gai busted through the doors.

Neji stops dancing and turns off the music

Gai: Konoha whirlwind!!

Gai accidently kicks Lee instead of doing his dramatic entry and landing in a graceful pose.

Gai: Who did this to you, Lee?!

Lee: (Points at Shino) ..OooWw..

Shino: (Sweatdrop)...Shit..

Gai: YOU WILL PAY FOR HURTING MY STUDENT! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Shino runs for dear life and to move the fight for the saftey of his precious bugs and ant farm he had secretly created, all the while, Gai moving quickly behind him.

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Kurenai:..Do you think someone should see if Gai is okay?

Kakashi: No...

Iruka: But don't you remember what happened at McDonalds?

Kakashi: No..

Asuma: And what about that time he tried to help Lee at the hospital?

Kakashi: No..

Hayate: Or how about when Gai-

Kakashi: No...Got any threes?

Anko: Go fish... But seriously-

Kakashi: No..

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Naruto: Is...Shino gonna be okay?

Kiba: Are you kidding?! It's Gai! He almost frickin' killed his precious ass kissing student by suffing his head down a toilet!!

Tenten: And don't forget the hospital when Gai used his kunai! (Note: She added this little factoid happily)

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Gai: Achoo! Someone is talking about me!

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Hayate: Damnit Kakashi-

Kakashi: No..

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Neji: And the time when he-

Kiba: (Glares at authors) DAMNIT, STOP THE FLIPPING OF SCENES, STOP WITH THE SENSLESS TALKING! Lets see Shino's ass get creamed by the weirdo teacher!!!

Frappy: Grump..

Kiba: (Gives Frappy the bird)

Frappy: (Looks at Moosey) You know what to do..

Moosey: YAYYY!!!

Kiba: (raises eyebrow) What did I just do?!?!

Moosey: Hiya ffffffrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiieeeeeeennnnnndddddddddd......

Kiba gets sucked through a weird vortex and is forced to listen to a twelve hour marathon of Randy Newman songs as Moosey does a kareoke to them, then which Moosey decides to put in re-runs of E-SPAN and does commentary on it for the next half an hour. Then volunteers Kiba to clean out his fridge (Cringe..).

Hinata: Where did Kiba-kun go?

Frappy: Ah, Moosey was a little loney so I gave him a friend!!

Everyone: Oo...Poor Kiba..

Shikamaru: (slaps knee and laughs hard)

Frappy: Hey mister! How would you like to join your "friend"?!

Shikamaru shuts up quickly.

Frappy: Better. ON WITH THE STORY!

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Shino is later wheeled out of the room by two medical nin's.

Medical Ninja #1: Man, this is horrible..

Ninja #2: The fractions in his ribcage are nothing compared to the five dislocations in his left arm alone...

Ninja #1: Good thing he didn't get his neck..

Ninja #2: How many people did it take to stop him?

Naruto's hundred some-odd shadow clone ninjas retreat and the jounins let go of Gai.. Except for Kakashi, who was still playing "Go Fish" with Lord knows who...

Gai: I'LL KILL HIM!!!

Iruka: Can someone go get the jacket, please?!

Anko leaves and returns quickly with a huge POOF, a nice white jacket in hand.

Iruka: Ah! Perfect!

After much fighting, the jounins finally wrestle Gai into this "special jacket" and threw him in the special white van that took the teacher to the "St. Hokage's Special clinical Treatment center". Their slogan? "We're okay now"

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Kakashi: ....How about a ten?

Bird: Tweet, tweet..

Kakashi: Are you holdin' out on me??

Bird: Tweet..

Kakashi: Don't make me Sharingan you!

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Frappy: Hey, sorry for this chapter..it's four in the morning and I've been drinking coffee since two a.m. Anyways, it was pretty off topic and crazy, but I'll make it up to you guys, honestly. Oh, annnd Moosey, Rebel and I have a nice special surprize for all of you at the end of this fic! Some of you might cheer, others might be frightened, and some might never want to come back, but it's okay! Because I'm taking my pills! Isn't that right, Moosey?

Moosey: Aww, Kiba had to go.. (pouts)

Frappy: There there, I'm sure he had fun with those Randy Newman songs..

Moosey: I know I did! He was screaming the whole time to the music..

Frappy: Aww, how cute..

Moosey: What does, "I'd rather be castrated" mean??

Frappy: Oo...ask the tooth fairy...

Moosey:...okay...Can I push the button now?!

Frappy: Okay.

Moosey: YAYYY!!

PUSH THE BUTTON, FRANK!!!

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