Chapter 3

Cartman Plays Too

"Okay, we gotta act like boyfriend and girlfriend now so take my hand."

"I don't really want to."

"DO IT!"

"Okay okay fine! Geez."

The whole day seemed to be like this in some way or another. Stan was getting annoyed and Megan was in a particularly bad mood without Cartman around.

Lunch was especially bad. For EVERYBODY.

"Holy shit, Cartman's not eating!" Kenny noted as Cartman pushed the food around his plate.

"Shut up, Kenny! I'm not hungry!!" Cartman grumbled.

"You're still pissed off about Megan, aren't you?"

"SHUT UP, KENNY!"

Stan and Megan took their seats at the table. Cartman and Megan just looked at each other for a second normally. Cartman had an angry look on his face.

"Don't tell me your MAD about all this." Megan said.

"Well I'm not the one who said, 'Ohhh! Wendy's such a bitch...blah blah blah...I'm so brilliant...blah blah blah...let's piss her off and not care whose feelings we hurt along the way!!"

"Well I didn't think you'd be such a pussy about it!!"

"I'M NOT BEING A PUSSY ABOUT IT!!"

"Well you obviously are!"

"Am NOT!"

"Would you two just shut the hell up?" Kyle asked in an exasperated voice. He was annoyed as hell.

"Fine," they both said at the same time.

"Word has it she broke up with Token," Megan whispered, "So far so good!"

"Why the hell do you ever care?" Cartman snapped

"Ohh...if you were a girl you would be doing things ten times worse. I know you too well."

"If I was a girl, I wouldn't care in the first place!!"

"Well I can do the same thing!"

Even later...

The bus lets off Megan, Stan, Kenny, and Kyle. Cartman all the sudden shows up with Wendy, hand in hand.

"You BITCH!" Megan exclaimed, "Get your hands off of him!!!!!!!"

"YOU'RE not going out with him anymore. So I can do the same thing. Bye, MEGAN."

Cartman looked content yet awfully guilty as he walked away with Wendy. He hated Wendy, but he wanted to get back at Megan and make her feel the same as he did when she went out with Stan. He knew he had hurt her, but she had hurt him too. At that moment it became a contest of who could get who to crack first. Megan didn't give a crap about Wendy anymore. She wanted to see Cartman come crawling back to her...and he wanted to see the same thing.

"I think it's a terrible thing Megan is doing, don't you Cartman?"

"Right."

"To make me jealous...ugh!...this is a new low for her."

"Right."

"I would never do anything like that to her..."

"Right."

"Cartman, are you listening?"

"What?"

"I was saying about how it's so lame that Megan is only going out with Stan to make me jealous, although she's doing a good job at it, and that I would NEVER EVER do anything like that to her."

"Aren't you right now by going out with me?"

".........No! Of course not! I like you, Cartman."

"And your a bitch liar," Cartman thought to himself.

AT STAN'S HOUSE...

"And you know that face he makes when he's really mad? It's so cute." that was obviously Megan.

"Umm, Megan, can we please stop talking about Cartman now?"

"I'm mad at him. I'm more mad at that bitch Wendy, but he didn't need to go along with it!"

"Well maybe that's what he feels like. Maybe you should call him or...something."

"Stan, that is such a good idea! I'm going to my house. Bye!" She gave him a hug then ran home.

"YES! I finally got rid of her!"