Chapter Two: Surprise!
"Chris I need to talk to you," Rick said angrily. Rick was very angry. He was often angry. It's because he wore glasses.
"Oh hey Tub-Thumpin'," Chris said in a monotonous voice, pronouncing each syllable with deadly slow accuracy. Rick was called Tub-Thumpin' because of his love for Tubby Terry.
"Our women are gone and they have no right to leave us. What if they get into a bus accident? Or find new men? We cannot let them do this!"
"What do you think we should do, Tub-Thumpin'?" Chris asked slowly.
"I say we steal a car and drive down there ourselves!"
"Noo! Leave him alone!" Ms. Canada 2004 shrieked as Chris put an arm around Rick. "Stay away from my soun!" she said in a thick Canadian accdent.
"No mother its okay he's my friend," Tub-Thumpin' Ricardo said.
"Ooh, well what's this all aboot?"
"Mother we're taking your car if you try to stop me so help me sweet glorious Satan I will knock you down!"
"Ooh noo!" she cried "here bastard spawn of fatso girlfriend abuse chapter of Satanism take my keys!b
"Come, Christopher McTokenraplovinggooddjblackguy, it's time we set off!"
"Okay, but first let me get my equipment, I can't go anywhere without rap!" Chris replied, shoving imaginary equipment in the back seat.
"come on lets go go go!" Icky Ricky yelled "Before I mash you like a potato and grind you into smithereens."
"I'm black" Chris replied.
"Don't hurt me!" Rick shrieked.
"I'm ready lets go."
"Please I have a family don't kill me!!!!!"
"It's okay you invited me remember?"
"Oh sorry, mom always warned me about hijackers."
"Its cool brother"
And they were off to save the women!