Chapter 4
Sadie Hawkins Dance
At school the next day, everyone seemed to be cooled down a bit. Stan and Megan were getting used to being with each other, Wendy was still trying to get Cartman so she could make Megan jealous, but nobody was as agressive as the day before. That is, until the announcement hit.
"Boys and girls," Principal Victoria announced over the intercom, "This Friday at 6:30 PM, South Park Elementary will be holding a Sadie Hawkins Dance. This is the chance for all you girls to work up the nerve to ask your dream guy to the dance. Have a good time!"
"I think this is going to be the final step to getting Wendy jealous," Megan said to Stan.
"Megan, I don't really care anymore."
"Oh, but we've already gotten so far! Besides that just means by next week I'll have Cartman back again. I mean, no offense Stan, it's been fun and all, but your kinda boring."
"Boring? You never thought I was boring before."
"Well just as friends you're not, and if I didn't already have someone, you'd make a really good boyfriend. But since this whole scheme is involved, you're kinda boring."
LUNCH
"So I take it YOU two are going to the dance on Friday," Cartman said with an obvious tone of jealousy in his voice.
"Yep and it's gonna be the final step. Then we can get back together," said Megan, as if it was no problem at all.
"Well I guess it's okay that I have a date too then, right?"
Megan nearly spit out her milk.
"WHAT??"
"I'm going with Wendy."
"Cartman...you...you can't do that!!!"
"Why the hell not? You went with someone else."
"Because...well I don't know! But...why with Wendy?"
"Well why not?"
"God, Cartman!" Megan said angrily, "So who are you guys going with?".
"Umm...Bebe asked me." Kyle said embarrassedly.
"Are you going with her?" Megan asked.
"No!"
"Ohh...you told her no?"
"Of course I did! It's not like she couldn't find another date in under ten seconds anyways."
"So your just going alone?"
"If I go at all."
"Ohh...if you go I'll dance with you Kyle."
"MEGAN!!!!" Cartman said, outraged.
"Screw you. Just because you dance with someone doesn't mean you like them!"
"But still, I hate Kyle! You can't do that! And besides he can't dance because he has no rythym because he's just a dumb Jew.."
"Don't call me a dumb Jew! Besides, there's people that aren't Jewish that can't dance."
"Why the hell not, Cartman? And I'm sure he can dance just fine."
"THAT'S IT! I don't need to listen to my girlfriend hit on one of the people I hate most!!! And he can't dance! You'll see for yourself! Screw you, bitch! I'm going home!"
Megan just watches as he leaves and says, "He's such a baby."
"It's just because ever since the start of all this he's really afraid of losing you, and it pisses him off. Why don't we just end this stupid stunt right now. See, I learned something today. Just because someone leaves you doesn't mean you have to get them back. It makes you feel worse than you already do, and it's better just to let them go on with their life, and for you to go on with yours."
"Yeah, Stan, that's so touching. Anyways you're right. I need to go have some words with Wendy now."
Megan walked over to Wendy's table, ready to make amends, "Listen Wendy I need to talk to you," she said.
"About what?"
"I'm not going to the dance with Stan and I'm not going out with him anymore."
"Aww, that's so sad" Said Wendy, obviously not caring.
"I want my boyfriend back."
"You DO? Well think again bitch because I'm not just gonna give him back to you."
"He doesn't even like you!" Megan said, with anger burning inside of her.
"That's not what he was telling me last night!!!!!!"
"You LYING BITCH! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
And with that, Megan dove on her and knocked her to the floor and they began to fight. Everyone crowded around, cheering.
"Whoa...Megan's kicking her ass!" Kyle said in awe.
"That's it! Break it up, mkay?" Mr. Mackey said, interfering. "I want you two in my office, now! Mkay?"
MR MACKEY'S OFFICE
Megan and Wendy sat in two chairs in front of Mr. Mackey's desk with their arms crossed. They both looked very cross. They obviously did a good job on one another, as Wendy had a black eye and Megan had a huge scratch on her face.
"Mkay, now what made you jump her like that," Mr. Mackey said to Megan, "Why couldn't you have just talked reasonably?"
"I tried to Mr. Mackey! But she was being a total bitch and I just couldn't help myself!"
"There's no need for foul language, Megan. Now what did she do to make you so mad?"
"Why am I the one getting yelled at? She was in the fight too!"
"Mkay, Wendy, what did you do to ignite Megan's anger?"
"Well it all started when Megan stole my boyfriend!"
"Stole your boyfriend?? You broke up with him!"
"Now aren't you two a little young for boyfriends..Mkay?"
"No!" they said together.
"Well, fighting is serious business, mkay. I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you both home."