Frappy: Wow. Page fifteen. I can't believe I would ever make a fic so long. But you know what? I've really enjoyed making it. And I'm always looking forward to the reviews. Thank you, everyone! It feels great hearing from you. In fact, I don't even care if it's "Oh my god, this sucks! You should stop writing!" Just knowing someone reads this just makes my day. hahaha!

Moosey: THANKIES!!!

ZZyumiZZ - One out of four people are psycho. If your friends are okay, your it. Haha. Yes I agree, spending a day with them would be quiet scary. If not scary, then veerrrrrryyyy interesting.

I'll Tell You...Someday... - Haha nothing in this fic will benefit for the better. I actually think people will be mentally scarred.

Tai Of The Nine-Tailed - Thank you! I'm glad you think so. =D It makes me feel good that people thuroughly enjoy reading this ficcy. It keeps me motivated to continue to write.

Sand-nin-gurl - Hehe, Yeah, the Neji - Hinata relation thing had me confused for a little bit. Thanks for pointing that out. Haha, I feel kinda dumb now. Oh well, still glad you like it.

Hanyou-Ria - Sorry about the redundance with Lee, I'm trying lighten it up a little so it doesn't get overly annoying. But I promise in my future fics (which there will be - Look in my profile to see a preview of my next one), Lee will get to be free of the pain. He's a good character, I'm not doing it out of hate or anything (because he does kick ass), he just seems like an easy character to poke fun at. And to make up for it, I'll poke fun at other characters that don't get poked at much.. Bwahaha!

Blade-Zero - Thank you! Thats exactly what I was trying to get at. I have finally accomplished my dream in life! All those butt numbing hours of thinking and writing and erasing and editing has paid off! Now I can reach for my next dream in life: To sponsor Oscar Meyer weiner. I know all the jingles, ya know..

MELSAMA13 - Your very welcome! HAHA, The Gai as Tarzan idea is great! =D Funny you mention me being an Elemental Goddess, my real name does mean Earth. Anyways, thank you SOOOOOO much for your ideas and reviews! Much appriciated!

Thank you everyone, and sorry if I didn't mention you, but I really do appriciate your reviews, too! Now, on with the fic!!

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My balonga has a first name, it's Oscar!

My balonga has a second name, it's Meyer!

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Hayate finally gets Kakashi to put down the cards and join the other jounins.

Hayate: Kakashi, I think we really need to talk with the students.

Kakashi: Why?

Anko: (Frowning) According to the others, the "friendly" game of Laser Tag became a fist fight in which Gai got involved and-

Kurenai: And beat the living shit out of my student! What the hell was he thinking?!

Kakashi: And it's the kids' fault that Gai hurt someone becaaauuussseeeee......

Asuma: Well, it's not their fault, but we need to sit them down and tell them that it's just a game and that Halloween is for fun.

Kakashi: It's their first time hosting the Halloween Scare Fest this year! They are nervous!

Iruka: Nervous? Kakashi, these students risk their lives all the time, getting stabbed, thrown against heavy objects, broken bones, gargantuine wounds...and they are nervous?!

Kakashi: Hey, hey! See here, now! There is a huge difference! They trained since they were barely three feet tall to risk their lives! They have never really socialized and this is a new mission to them!

Anko: You have a weird way of looking at things, Kakashi.

Kakashi: Your just jealous because I'm right and you know it.

Asuma: Oh, blow it out your ass, I'm going to gather the kids.

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All the kids gather into the stuffy room and grumble about having this rediculous meeting.

Iruka: I know you don't want to be here-

Hinata: YOUR DAMNED RIGHT I DON'T!!

All: Oo...

Iruka: Hinata-san! That was very rude!

Hinata: What? (Almost in tears) What did I do?

Iruka: You..just, uh..

Naruto: Iruka-sensei, Hinata had been doing that alot. She doesn't mean any of it, I think.

Hinata: (Blushes..why? Isn't is obvious? Naruto just spoke on her behalf!)

Kiba: OVER RULED! (eye twitches)

Iruka: Not you, too!

Frappy: Uhh...Thats my fault! Well, actually it's Moosey's too, but...

Iruka: How did this happen?

Frappy: (Twiddles fingers) Moosey sat him through an E-Span marathon..

Iruka: (sweatdrops) And just how long is this suppose to last?

Frappy: (Smiles widely) Ah don't worry! Only this chapter.

Iruka: Good..Anyways, as I was saying, this fighting cannot be happening! This year we are hosting the Annual Scare Fest and as the host, you must be on your best behavior!

Ino: We students didn't agree to host it!

Naruto: (slams hands on desk) Yeah! YOU were the one looking forward to it!

Chouji: Oh c'mon, give the guy a break!

Sakura: You've been really quiet!

Ino: He never really talks..

Tenten: Kinda like me..

Naruto: And Neji and Sasuke

Sakura: Good point..

Iruka: Hey! This is very important here! We Jounins busted our ass to make this perfect for you to enjoy!

Shikamaru: Not to be a smart ass, but WE were the ones having going through the most troublesome parts of preparing!

Iruka: Oh yeah, Mr. Smarty pants I-Have-A-Huge-I.Q?! Do share these moments..

Shikamaru: Well, Chouji choked, I've stopped counting how many times Lee hurt himself! We had to endure Naruto's sombrero crap-

Naruto: Thats Mr. Sombrero to you! Isn't that right, Hinata-chan? Your with me on the magical sombreros, right?

Hinata: Oh..Um..Of course!

Shikamaru: ANYWAYS, After Kakashi took us to the arcade, we went through the grueling hour or two stealing arcade games, catching things on fire, getting soaked by the fire alarms going off, being chased by workers, getting shocked by wires-

Chouji: And in the end, it was all for nothing..

Tenten: Hate to break it to you Iruka.. But we don't care about this stupid scare party.

Iruka: (Stomps his foot and cries angrily) It's the Annual Scare Fest, you ungreatful brats!

Iruka having enough of this critizism, he runs out of the room crying and slams the door behind him.

All:...

Tenten: We can leave now, right?

Chouji: Hell yeah, I have excersizing to do!

Ino: You know Chouji, this new diet thing is doing you well. Your more active and losing weight like crazy. Whats your secret?

Chouji: I'M NOT ON A DIET! I'M NOT EATING! FOOD SCARES ME!!

Naruto: Dude, so you choked on a wad of meet, you shouldn't starve yourself..

Tenten: Besides, not eating slows your metabalism and makes you gain weight.

Kiba: And you can die if you don't eat.

Chouji: Shut up! Your just jealous because you couldn't resist as long as I have!!

Chouji then had stood and ran and cried the same way Iruka had. If anyone didn't know any better, they would've thought they were related.

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Asuma: Well, how'd it go?

Iruka: (still crying)

Asuma: Hmm...I guess not too well. Want a cigarette? It'll help the stress..

Iruka: (Sniffs, looks at Asuma and the opened pack of cigarettes) S-sure.. okay..

Just as Iruka had went to reach for a cigarette, Kakashi, Kurenai, Anko and Hayate smacked Iruka's hand away and then smacked Asuma for offering such a thing.

Asuma: What? He's an adult.

Hayate: Little do you know, the reason why I cough alot is because I use to smoke when I was a teen. I was lucky to stop and it didn't get worse..You are going to regret it, Asuma..

Asuma: I haven't heard you cough..

Everyone looks at Hayate as he just stands there in silence. Finally, he lets out a small, wheezy, weak cough.

Kakashi: See? Poor guy is suffering from that tabacco!

Kurenai: That cough was so fake!!

Kakashi: Really? I dunno, I'm Copy Ninja Kakashi and that was convincing for me!

Hayate: (Coughs a little more dramatically)

Iruka: Wow, thats horrible! I won't smoke now! Sorry Asuma, I'll find some other way to rid of my stress.

Frappy: And you folks at home should, too! (nods)

Asuma: Shutup, stupid writer! I'm going out to smoke, you guys deal with this.

All the teachers stand around, look at the ground, each other and at the decorated walls. Then, out of nowhere, Kakashi clapped his hands together very loudly, making everyone jump.

Kakashi: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Hayate: No ideas from you, dear God, no ideas...

Ignoring Hayate, Kakashi continues

Kakashi: Lets visit Gai!

Anko: Not a bad idea..he could use some company

Kurenai: Wait..did you just imply that Kakashi had a good idea?

Kakashi: Just because I'm young, doesn't mean I'm stupid!

All: Oo...

Iruka:...rrriiiggghhhtt....

Kakashi: Yay! I'm going to go tell the students to take care of the academy!

As he happily waltzed down the hall, the other jounins just looked at each other and recoiled in horror of the idea of leaving the academy to the students. But they had to trust their pupils. Besides, they all new that watching Kakashi was more important than watching the kids.

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Frappy: I'm working on the next chapter right now. I'm hoping on finishing this real soon because I want to get a move on with my next fic!

Moosey: Yay! Next ficcy!

Frappy: Not yet..

Moosey: (Pouts)

Frappy: But real soon.

Moosey: YAYY!!

Rebel: YES! This is almost over!

Frappy: You know Rebel, I don't like your attitude. Your not contributing to the fanfic very well. No motivation, so drive, no nothing..Your a stick in the mud!

Rebel: Du-uh! This is horrible! Someone is bound to see this and report us and get this story deleted!

Frappy: Hey, hey! Don't give anyone ideas! And besides, who'd do that? (looks at reviewer comments and nods proudly)

Moosey: Another ficcy another ficcy!

Frappy: Oh! Before I forget, Moosey is working on his own Fic! There is still work to be done, but when it's out there, I'll be sure to let you know. So review, still through ideas our way (or not) and thanks for reading!

Moosey: Bye!

Rebel: Good riddance!

Frappy smacks Rebel and Rebel groans and mummbles something about offing herself to escape this torture of being near two idiots.