Chapter Three: The Tragic End of Bus Driver Stu

"Omigod, did you see that?!" Marco squealed, braiding Ellie's hair. "Bus Driver Stu just like totally winked at me!" Marco was gay. He appreciated a hot little hottie bus driver man when he saw one.

"Hey Marco why are you up there, honey?" Spinner called to the front of the bus. He was lonely without Marco. They were good friends.

"Spinoid mah man if you bes all Marcola dis Marcelie dat why dizzon't y'all bebop go hizzle me numbah one brahizzle," said Jimmy. There were times when no one understood Jimmy. But it was okay, he continues being black.

"Why young James, that would make everyone question my sexuelneassity," Spinner said, trying to sound intelligent and hip. Spinner could understand Jimmy. They were also good friends.

"Reow chicka reow chicka reow reow reow," retorted Jimmy.

"How dare you!" Spinner raged. He raised a fist to hit Jimmy with then Jimmy handed him a package of hot dogs. Spinner forgot all about the punching. He loved hot dogs.

"Marcooo!" Paiged cried. Marco was licking the inside of Bus Driver Stu'ds ears. He didn't seem to mind.

"GOD Marco can't you at least wait until get get off the bus?" Ashley pouted, pretending she never liked that fatass sumbitch anyway. Ashley's parents were both white, but her skin was mysteriously the exact same shade as Jimmy's, who is decidedly black.

"Okay guys this is Montana," Bus Driver Stu said in a sexy gruff voice. "Over there are the fjords. Now get out."

"Excuse me, what's a fjord?" Paige asked, hesitant to give up Bus Driver Stu now.

"Duh, it's a brand of cars created by Harry Fjord," Master Craig retorted.

"It's Henry Ford," Jimmy said. "Fjords are something else."

"Oh, what then?!" Craig demanded.

"How should I know? I'm black," Jimmy replied.

"Oh sorry dude, you act so normal," Craig apologized.

"It's coolsville daddio," Jimmy slapped Craig on the black.

"Hey wait a minute you said black not bohemian!" Spinner cried.

"You guyssss!" Marco ran up crying. He was often crying. It must have been because he was so Italian. "Bus Driver Stu says he's not GAY!"

"You couldn't tell when he brought that stripper into the bus?" Sean asked.

"I thought that was for you guys to be entertained while we enjoyed his sexiness," Marco pouted.

"What about when he made Ellie take over the wheel so he could have sex with the stripper?" JimmEbola asked.

"I thought he was teasing me," Marky Marco said sadly.

"What about when he was getting that 'god hates fags' tattoo on his scrumptious manneck?" Spinner asked.

"Duh! It's called flirting!" Marcie said.

"Dude, you're a fag," Spinner said, defending his own masculinity before it was questioned.

"I know Spinny-pie! That's the whole point!"

"Well, take off that silly hat," Spinner shot back.

Marco's eyes watered. No one liked his hats.

Meanwhile, Bus Driver Stu slammed the doors of his bus closed and drove off. He smirked. They always were fooled by his sexiness. Now it was time to hunt for some sexy, sexy gold. That will show them!