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Chapter 5

The Cliffhanger Chapter

As Megan walked home, she passed Cartman's house and all of the sudden she wanted to talk to him. She felt kinda bad...and was mad at herself for it. She shouldn't feel bad that he was being an asshole because it wasn't her fault...or was it? Even if it was, he didn't need to be jealous of her. And because he was, she felt like he didn't trust her and she felt bad about it.

She picked up a small rock and threw it at the window to see if he was in his room. No answer. She picked up another one and threw it. No answer. She knew he was in there and was determined to get him to talk to her. She picked up a bigger rock and chucked it. It broke the window and she heard an "OWW! GODDAMMIT!" Cartman came to the window.

"Megan, you just hit me in the head!" Cartman snarled.

"Well, you weren't answering!" Megan replied.

"Well why should I?"

"Because I'm your girlfriend!"

"You WERE...we "broke up" remember?"

"I don't even wanna do this whole scheme anymore, Cartman. Stan doesn't either and no matter what Wendy is gonna remain a bitch so...what's the point?"

"Well...maybe you're right...but I'm still pissed off at you!"

"Why?"

"Because you like Jews!!!!"

Megan rolled her eyes, but tried hard not to laugh. After all, who didn't see that one coming?

"Cartman, I don't like Kyle. As a friend yes, but nothing more. You're the only guy I like-like."

"Just go away I'm still pissed off and it'll be easier to talk to you when I'm not."

"Cartman, I-"

"We'll talk later."

Megan walked away sadly from Cartman's house. Why the hell did she have to do this dumb plan in the first place? Their relationship was coming to an end, and it was all her fault.

"Maybe my mom was right," Megan said to herself, "Maybe I am too young for this love stuff."

She got to her house and went to her room. For awhile she tried to read, but couldn't concentrate well enough. So she fell asleep, but she woke up to Ben shaking her.

"Megan wake up," he said, "That retard has been outside throwing stones at your window for three hours now. I thought he'd go away by now and I wasn't gonna tell you but he ain't going nowhere so I figured I would wake you up."

"Get out of my room, Ben."

She got up and looked at herself in the mirror and pushed her hair back then went to the window and looked down at an exasperated Cartman. He'd been out there for three hours...and he never chucked a rock at her window and broke it like she did to him. She kinda felt like a bitch now.

"Megan, what the hell were you doing? I've been out here for three hours." Cartman asked.

"I was asleep and Ben didn't wake me up until now...sorry. Do you wanna come in?"

"Yeah ok"

She let Cartman in and they were on their way up to her room when they passed Ben.

"Hey remember mom and dad's rule no boys in the bedroom."

"Ben, that's their rule for you."

"Oh..just shut up!" Ben said, and left.

So they went into her room and plopped into Megan's two air chairs. Megan was really nervous...was he going to break up with her? No he wouldn't...if he was going to he wouldn't be standing outside her window for three hours.

"Listen, Meg, I came here to tell you something."

"What?"

"...I'm breaking up with you."

".....WHAT?"

Cartman burst out laughing after five seconds of looking serious.

"Oh my God you should have seen the look on your face!"

"Cartman, you're an asshole!"

"Okay I'm sorry seriously just I needed to ease the tension because I really do need to tell you something. But it's not a bad thing."

"Well it better be cause if you pull another stunt like you just did I'm gonna fucking slap you."

"Relax! Okay...this isn't something I do very often...but I just wanted to tell you that"...

A/N: Ooh...a cliffhanger chapter! The next chapter will be up soon... =-)